Unhappily Ever After Season 5
S05 E01Sep 13, 1998
X-Happily Ever After Sep 13, 1998 Ryan and Tiffany investigate about the dancing baby conspiracy in a parody of The X-Files.
S05 E02Sep 20, 1998
Feline Alright Sep 20, 1998 Tiffany gets angry when she must run errands for A. Cyril Studebaker, her literatue teacher, to get an A.
S05 E03Sep 27, 1998
Basketball... Again? Sep 27, 1998 After being fouled out in a game of basketball by a girl, Ryan decides to prove that men are better than women in basketball.
S05 E04Oct 4, 1998
A Movie Show Oct 4, 1998 Tiffany is annoyed when Jerome, her sensitive boyfriend, won't stand up to rude people at a movie.
S05 E05Oct 11, 1998
Love Letters Oct 11, 1998 Tiffany's love letters to Jacques, her European boyfriend, end up in Barbara's hands. Meanwhile, Mr. Floppy holds a phone vote to decide if he should stay with Drew Barrymore.
S05 E06Oct 25, 1998
I Know What You Did in the Closet Oct 25, 1998 After Tiffany remembers Ryan locking her in a closet ten years before, Tiffany makes phone calls to Ryan telling him to beware of the closet monster. Ryan finds Jack, Barbara, and Ross dead and suspects Tiffany.
S05 E07Nov 1, 1998
Ross' IQ Nov 1, 1998 Ryan and Tiffany sign as Ross's parents for him to retake his IQ test, after he gets an average score of 100.
S05 E08Nov 8, 1998
The Fencing Show Nov 8, 1998 Tiffany faces off against Barbara in a fencing competition so she can get a good job.
S05 E09Nov 15, 1998
Smart and Stupid Nov 15, 1998 To get money for the cable bill, the family goes on the game show Smart and Stupid, but Tiffany tells Barbara she looked fat and stupid on TV.
S05 E10Nov 22, 1998
The Silver Rule Nov 22, 1998 Elliot, the school newspaper editor, sues Tiffany for sexual harassment when she tries to get him a front page story. Ryan gets to take over the horoscopes in the school paper.
S05 E11Dec 13, 1998
Secrets Dec 13, 1998 Ryan tells Tiffany he slept with Penny, a girl she hates, but Tiffany has trouble keeping it a secret.
S05 E12Jan 10, 1999
Royal Flush Jan 10, 1999 Jack sells expensive toilets illegally so Ryan and Tiffany can buy a Porsche.
S05 E13Jan 17, 1999
Taffy's Boy Jan 17, 1999 A rich, overwight girl named Taffy has a crush on Ryan, so he dates her for her money.
S05 E14Jan 24, 1999
Tiffany's Big Break Jan 24, 1999
S05 E15Feb 7, 1999
I Never Dunked for My Father Feb 7, 1999 Jack doesn't want to compete in a father-son basketball tournament with ross, so he has Ryan pretend to be Ross. Meanwhile, Tiffany and Barbara have Ross help them bake a cake for the homeless food drive, so that he will be distracted when Jack goes for the tournament.
S05 E16Feb 14, 1999
Sex & Violins Feb 14, 1999 While Tiffany and Barbara write up their applications for college, Tiffany makes a lie about knowing how to play the violin, but finds out that she has to play even though she doesn't really know how.
S05 E17Feb 21, 1999
Tiffany Burger Feb 21, 1999 Jimbo, a fast food millionaire with a burger joint, hires Ryan only to try and win Tiffany's heart by making a burger called the Tiffany Burger.
S05 E18Feb 28, 1999
The Perfect Guy Feb 28, 1999 While dating a guy, Tiffany decides that he might be the one to lose her virginity to, but then Barbara gets in the way.
S05 E19May 2, 1999
Date to Win May 2, 1999 Tiffany decides to help Ryan try and win over Barbara.
S05 E20May 9, 1999
The Artist and the Con Artist May 9, 1999 Tiffany has to paint a picture for art class, but gets them mixed up with Ryan's and starts to be a success, but feels bad about using his work for success.
S05 E21May 16, 1999
Tiffany Tutors the Teachers May 16, 1999 When finding out that all the teachers in her school didn't pass an exam for teaching, Tiffany is worried that all her years at Northridge Junior College will be worth nothing for Harvard. So she decides to teach her teachers so that they can pass the exam before it is too late.
S05 E22May 23, 1999
Le Morte D'Floppy May 23, 1999 In the final episode, Tiffany is finally accepted into Harvard but without financial aid. To get enough money for Tiffany, he becomes a successful used car salesman and soon moves up to selling new cars and cars to celebrities. But Mr. Floppy dies because Jack is so caught up in his work, he won't pay attention to him. But drinking beer with Jak brings Floppy back.