Unhappily Ever After Season 3
S03 E01Sep 8, 1996
Tiffany's Rival Sep 8, 1996 At the start of the school year, Sable, a girl who is as smart and beautiful as Tiffany, comes to Priddy High and Tiffany and her become rivals after exhcanging secrets.
S03 E02Sep 15, 1996
Beach Party Sep 15, 1996 On a ""ditch day"" at school, Tiffany competes with Sable for Moondoggie, a surfer. Jennie doesn't want to be home when the maide comes, so she asks sick Jack to take her to the beach.
S03 E03Sep 22, 1996
Angel Gone Bad Sep 22, 1996 When Tiffany starts taking fake prom pictures with nerds and leaving sexy messages on their answering machines for the money, it blows her Princeton scholarship.
S03 E04Sep 29, 1996
The Temptation of Jack Sep 29, 1996 After Jennie makes Jack go talk to Morgana, Sable's mother, Morgana tries to seduce Jack. Meanwhile, Ryan becomes Sable's boyfriend, but it seems more like he's her slave.
S03 E05Oct 6, 1996
Lightning Boy Oct 6, 1996 After getting zapped by lightning, Ryan is convinced that he is a super hero named Lightning Boy.
S03 E06Oct 13, 1996
Bingo! Bingo! Bingo! Oct 13, 1996 Jack becomes lonely when Jennie gets Tiffany addicted to bingo.
S03 E07Oct 30, 1996
Halloween XXVII [aka Hair Stalker] Oct 30, 1996 The Mad Hair Hacker goes after Tiffany, Sable, and Amber, a friend of Tiffany's, to chop their long hair. Meanwhile, Jack and Jennie look forward to terrorizing the neighborhood kids and giving them candy cigarettes on Halloween.
S03 E08Nov 3, 1996
Rock 'n' Roll Nov 3, 1996 Ryan gets angry when Tiffany changes his band and they become a success. Meanwhile, Mr. Floppy starts going in the washer to get into alternate worlds.
S03 E09Nov 10, 1996
The Pride of the Injuns Nov 10, 1996 When Sable starts playing a sport for her scholarship, Tiffany joins the volleyball team.
S03 E10Nov 17, 1996
Eating Hollywood Nov 17, 1996 When the family goes to The House of Hollywood restaurant, Jennie expects to see stars, but only sees Erik Estrada, who she doesn't recognize.
S03 E11Nov 24, 1996
High and Dry Nov 24, 1996 Jack and Jennie think Ryan is on drugs when they finds globs and globs of his sweat in the car.
S03 E12Dec 15, 1996
The Tell-Tale Lipstick Dec 15, 1996 When Tiffany decides she wants to do something bad, she steals some lipstick and becomes a rebel.
S03 E13Jan 19, 1997
Sternberg [aka Steinfeld] Jan 19, 1997
S03 E14Feb 2, 1997
The President Feb 2, 1997 After Tiffany nominates Ryan for school president, he makes rules that benefit himself. Jack and Jeane have to do Ryan's homework so that he can maintain a C average.
S03 E15Feb 9, 1997
Tiffany on the Wild Side Feb 9, 1997 Jack can't stand it when Tiffany begins dating Johnny Stompanado, a biker. Jennie remembers her biker boyfriend.
S03 E16Feb 16, 1997
The Potato Rebellion Feb 16, 1997 Ryan, Tiffany, and their friends protest against the school's disgusting mashed potatoes. Meanwhile, Jack suffers from insomnia.
S03 E17Feb 23, 1997
B-Minus Blues Feb 23, 1997 Tiffany gets a B- on her essay because she doesn't agree with Mr. Monteleone's, her teacher's, opinion. Ryan repeats everything Mr. Monteleone tells him for his reports and does great. Meanwhile, Jack and Mr. Floppy decide to make a movie with naked women.
S03 E18Apr 20, 1997
From Russia with Love Apr 20, 1997 Ryan gets a mail order bride.
S03 E19Apr 27, 1997
Little Ice Cream Shop of Horrors Apr 27, 1997 Tiffany must work at an ice cream parlor.
S03 E20May 4, 1997
Shampoo May 4, 1997 Tiffany's advice causes Ryan to get lots of women at his new job as a hairdresser. Jack worries that Ryan is gay because of his new job, but respects him when he sees the women Ryan is getting.
S03 E21May 11, 1997
College! May 11, 1997 Jack goes to a loan shark for the $18,000 for Tiffany to go to Harvard. But Tiffany turns down the Harvard scholarship and decides to go to Northridge Junior College with Ryan when she meets Professor Alfred, a professor there. She soon finds Professor Alfred is going to teach at Harvard and Mr. Monteleone is taking his spot.
S03 E22May 18, 1997
The Joy of Meat May 18, 1997 Ross makes the family become vegetarians so he can win an environmentalist award with a $10,000 check. But Tiffany won't give in.