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Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Season 3

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Season 03, Episode 01 Munch

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Feb 23, 2003
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Munch Feb 23, 2003 Janet says she won't marry Jonny until he's got a job, so he's goes looking, but nobody will have him! Gaz finds out he has a brother and Louise has lunch with Janet's ex boyfriend Andy, but doesn't realise she will have to pay for it!

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Season 03, Episode 02 Fish

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Mar 2, 2003
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Fish Mar 2, 2003 Gaz and Donna haven't had sex for a few days, and Donna gets a nasty shock when she comes home and see's what Gaz has done to himself! Jonny wants Janet to quit smoking to save a bit of money for their wedding, but Janet finds it hard. Louise finds she has a secret admirer.

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Season 03, Episode 03 Kangaroo

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Mar 9, 2003
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Kangaroo Mar 9, 2003 After a bit of thought and advice from her mum, and Janet, Donna decides that she should try something new with Gaz, but she doesn't realise he's gonna bring Munch home with him! Jonny realises he'll have to ask Janet's dad's permission to marry Janet, and David and Louise don't get off to a very good start in their relationship.

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Season 03, Episode 04 Beastiality

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Mar 16, 2003
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Beastiality Mar 16, 2003 Louise is furious when she finds out that Donna once slept with David, but Donna's still the one who does the fighting! Janet decides that she and Jonny will have to get married without her parents permission, and Gaz has had enough of Munch!

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Season 03, Episode 05 Hospikal

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Mar 23, 2003
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Hospikal Mar 23, 2003 Jonny goes to see Janet's dad to beg for his permission for their wedding, and discovers he has a secret, but its a bit of a different secret to the one he tells Janet! Munch finds Gaz unconscious in the garage, so he calls an ambulance, only to find out that he'd only got drunk, so there's definetly nothing wrong with him! Donna tricks Louise into forgiving her.

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Season 03, Episode 06 Dresses, Dresses, Dresses

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Mar 30, 2003
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Dresses, Dresses, Dresses Mar 30, 2003 The girls go shopping for Janet's wedding dress, and Louise and Donna cause a bit of trouble, especially for Janet! Gaz and Jonny discover a new kind of beer with a bit of a difference!

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Season 03, Episode 07 Fockin Mokky Bokka

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Apr 6, 2003
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Fockin Mokky Bokka Apr 6, 2003 Jonny gets a job and an offer he can't refuse, Gaz and Donna are kept up all night, and David has tips for Louise on how to cope with growing up.

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Season 03, Episode 08 Jammy Dodgers

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Apr 13, 2003
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Jammy Dodgers Apr 13, 2003 Janet tries to get passionate with Jonny, while Gaz wants Donna to go out so he can get passionate with himself.

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Season 03, Episode 09 Dump

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Apr 20, 2003
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Dump Apr 20, 2003 Gaz gives Munch lessons in handling women, Jonny shows Donna how to get what she wants for freem while Louise gets an annoying social conscience.

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Season 03, Episode 10 Schluballybub

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Apr 27, 2003
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Schluballybub Apr 27, 2003 Gaz's backside is a cause for concern, while Janet has second thoughts about Jonny.

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Season 03, Episode 11 When Janet Met Jonny

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When Janet Met Jonny

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