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Two and a Half Men

(2003 - 2015)
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7.1/100
Drama Romance Rated: 14+ (TV-14)2003 - 201512 Seasons

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house. Two and a Half Men featuring Jon Cryer and Conchata Ferrell has one or more episodes streaming with subscription on Peacock Premium, streaming with subscription on Philo, streaming with subscription on fuboTV, and 7 others. It's a drama and romance show with 269 episodes over 12 seasons. Two and a Half Men is no longer running and has no plans to air new episodes or seasons. It has a better than average IMDb audience rating of 7.1 (275,974 votes) and was well received by critics.

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EPISODE GUIDE

Two and a Half Men Season 12 Overview

Oct 30, 2014 - Feb 20, 2015

Season 12 of Two and a Half Men has 17 episodes that are available to stream on Peacock Premium and for Rent or Purchase on 7 Services.

Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episodes

Season 12, Episode 16 Of Course He's Dead (2)
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S12 E16Of Course He's Dead (2)
Feb 20, 2015

Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?

S12 E16 of Two and a Half Men is available to stream on Peacock Premium.

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Season 12, Episode 15 Of Course He's Dead (Part 1)
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S12 E15.01 Of Course He's Dead (Part 1)
Feb 19, 2015

In order to collect unclaimed music royalties, Alan must prove his brother died, but begins to suspect that Charlie might...

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Season 12, Episode 15 Of Course He's Dead: Part 1 & 2
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S12 E15 Of Course He's Dead: Part 1 & 2
Feb 19, 2015

Alan begins to suspect that Charlie is still alive, which is confirmed when he receives a threatening package and Rose...

S12 E15 of Two and a Half Men is available to stream on Peacock Premium and for Rent or Purchase on 7 Services.

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Two and a Half Men Season 11 Overview

Sep 26, 2013 - May 8, 2014

Season 11 of Two and a Half Men has 22 episodes that are available to stream on Peacock Premium, fuboTV and for Rent or Purchase on 7 Services.

Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episodes

Season 11, Episode 22 Oh WALD-E, Good Times Ahead
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S11 E22 Oh WALD-E, Good Times Ahead
May 8, 2014

When Alan and Gretchen get engaged and Larry calls off the wedding, Lyndsey goes off the deep end. Meanwhile, Walden...

S11 E22 of Two and a Half Men is available to stream on Peacock Premium and for Rent or Purchase on 7 Services.

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Season 11, Episode 21 Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot
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S11 E21 Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot
May 1, 2014

Walden goes to Colorado with Jenny and Barry after he finds his first car. Meanwhile, Alan loses Gretchen after he...

S11 E21 of Two and a Half Men is available to stream on Peacock Premium and for Rent or Purchase on 7 Services.

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Season 11, Episode 20 Lotta Delis in Little Armenia
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S11 E20 Lotta Delis in Little Armenia
Apr 24, 2014

Walden's therapist tells him to have plenty of random casual sex to help get over falling in love too quickly,...

S11 E20 of Two and a Half Men is available to stream on Peacock Premium and for Rent or Purchase on 7 Services.

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Two and a Half Men Season 10 Overview

Sep 27, 2012 - May 9, 2013

Season 10 of Two and a Half Men has 23 episodes that are available to stream on Peacock Premium and for Rent or Purchase on 7 Services.

Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episodes

Season 10, Episode 23 Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped
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S10 E23 Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped
May 9, 2013

Walden dates a sexy young woman, but is actually more interested in her grandmother. Meanwhile, Alan and Jake take a...

S10 E23 of Two and a Half Men is available to stream on Peacock Premium and for Rent or Purchase on 7 Services.

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Season 10, Episode 22 My Bodacious Vidalia
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S10 E22 My Bodacious Vidalia
May 2, 2013

Walden treats Alan to an image makeover, and he attracts a married woman with a much older husband who cannot...

S10 E22 of Two and a Half Men is available to stream on Peacock Premium and for Rent or Purchase on 7 Services.

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Season 10, Episode 21 Another Night with Neil Diamond
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S10 E21 Another Night with Neil Diamond
Apr 25, 2013

Alan is crushed when Lyndsey dumps him and immediately starts dating a new man, and Walden is crushed because he...

S10 E21 of Two and a Half Men is available to stream on Peacock Premium and for Rent or Purchase on 7 Services.

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Two and a Half Men Season 9 Overview

Sep 19, 2011 - May 14, 2012

Season 9 of Two and a Half Men has 29 episodes that are available to stream on Peacock Premium and for Rent or Purchase on 7 Services.

Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episodes

Season 09, Episode 24 Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
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S09 E24 Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
May 14, 2012

Jake and Eldridge make an important decision about their future after they graduate from high school and get fired from...

S09 E24 of Two and a Half Men is available to stream on Peacock Premium and for Rent or Purchase on 7 Services.

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Season 09, Episode 23 The Straw in My Donut Hole
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S09 E23 The Straw in My Donut Hole
May 7, 2012

Alan decides to take advantage of the guilt felt by his family and Walden after his heart attack, but Zoe...

S09 E23 of Two and a Half Men is available to stream on Peacock Premium and for Rent or Purchase on 7 Services.

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Season 09, Episode 22 Why We Gave Up Women
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S09 E22 Why We Gave Up Women
Apr 30, 2012

Charlie's spirit returns from Hell in the form of a middle aged woman to tell Alan to make some changes...

S09 E22 of Two and a Half Men is available to stream on Peacock Premium and for Rent or Purchase on 7 Services.

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Two and a Half Men Season 8 Overview

Sep 20, 2010 - Feb 14, 2011

Season 8 of Two and a Half Men has 16 episodes that are available to stream on Peacock Premium and for Rent or Purchase on 7 Services.

Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episodes

Season 08, Episode 16 That Darn Priest
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S08 E16 That Darn Priest
Feb 14, 2011

Rose becomes wise to Alan's Ponzi scheme and threatens to tell his family--until Alan discovers the truth about Rose's "husband."

S08 E16 of Two and a Half Men is available to stream on Peacock Premium and for Rent or Purchase on 7 Services.

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Season 08, Episode 15 Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
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S08 E15 Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
Feb 7, 2011

Alan's efforts to ask family for money to help promote his struggling chiropractic business turns into a Ponzi scheme, and...

S08 E15 of Two and a Half Men is available to stream on Peacock Premium and for Rent or Purchase on 7 Services.

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Season 08, Episode 14 Lookin' for Japanese Subs
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S08 E14 Lookin' for Japanese Subs
Jan 17, 2011

Charlie continues to obsess over Rose--whom he thinks is married--after running into her at the store, and Jake and Eldrige...

S08 E14 of Two and a Half Men is available to stream on Peacock Premium and for Rent or Purchase on 7 Services.

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Two and a Half Men Season 7 Overview

Sep 21, 2009 - May 24, 2010

Season 7 of Two and a Half Men has 22 episodes that are available to stream on Peacock Premium and for Rent or Purchase on 7 Services.

Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episodes

Season 07, Episode 22 This Is Not Gonna End Well
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S07 E22 This Is Not Gonna End Well
May 24, 2010

Jake becomes Charlie's driver after Charlie has his license suspended, and to Charlie's chagrin, Alan makes plans to attend Chelsea's...

S07 E22 of Two and a Half Men is available to stream on Peacock Premium and for Rent or Purchase on 7 Services.

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Season 07, Episode 21 Gumby with a Pokey
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S07 E21 Gumby with a Pokey
May 17, 2010

While Alan and Jake go to Sacramento to pick up a grandfather clock, Charlie gets a prescription for medical marijuana...

S07 E21 of Two and a Half Men is available to stream on Peacock Premium and for Rent or Purchase on 7 Services.

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Season 07, Episode 20 I Called Him Magoo
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S07 E20 I Called Him Magoo
May 10, 2010

Alan's plan for a romantic overnight getaway with his girlfriend hits an unexpected snag, while Charlie has an unusual request...

S07 E20 of Two and a Half Men is available to stream on Peacock Premium and for Rent or Purchase on 7 Services.

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Two and a Half Men Season 6 Overview

Sep 22, 2008 - May 18, 2009

Season 6 of Two and a Half Men has 24 episodes that are available to stream on Peacock Premium, IFC and for Rent or Purchase on 7 Services.

Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episodes

Season 06, Episode 24 Baseball Was Better with Steroids
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Season 06, Episode 23 Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth
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S06 E23 Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth
May 11, 2009

Charlie is angry when Alan and Chelsea become good friends, until he figures out how to use the situation to...

S06 E23 of Two and a Half Men is available to stream on Peacock Premium and for Rent or Purchase on 7 Services.

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Season 06, Episode 22 Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
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S06 E22 Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
May 4, 2009

Charlie winds up in more hot water with Chelsea because he doesn't want her moving in with him.

S06 E22 of Two and a Half Men is available to stream on Peacock Premium, IFC and for Rent or Purchase on 7 Services.

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Two and a Half Men Season 5 Overview

Sep 24, 2007 - May 19, 2008

Season 5 of Two and a Half Men has 19 episodes that are available to stream on Peacock Premium and for Rent or Purchase on 7 Services.

Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episodes

Season 05, Episode 19 Waiting for the Right Snapper
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S05 E19 Waiting for the Right Snapper
May 19, 2008

Alan has a crush on Charlie's new older girlfriend and Charlie discovers that he "dated" his girlfriend's son's fiancée. Meanwhile,...

S05 E19 of Two and a Half Men is available to stream on Peacock Premium and for Rent or Purchase on 7 Services.

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Season 05, Episode 18 If My Hole Could Talk
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S05 E18 If My Hole Could Talk
May 12, 2008

Charlie dates a self-help author who is much older than he is, has a 32-year-old son and treats Charlie more...

S05 E18 of Two and a Half Men is available to stream on Peacock Premium and for Rent or Purchase on 7 Services.

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Season 05, Episode 17 Fish in a Drawer
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S05 E17 Fish in a Drawer
May 5, 2008

Parody of "CSI" in which a body is found in Charlie's bed, and detectives try to figure out who is...

S05 E17 of Two and a Half Men is available to stream on Peacock Premium and for Rent or Purchase on 7 Services.

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Two and a Half Men Season 4 Overview

Sep 18, 2006 - May 14, 2007

Season 4 of Two and a Half Men has 24 episodes that are available to stream on Peacock Premium, Philo, DIRECTV STREAM, IFC and for Rent or Purchase on 7 Services.

Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episodes

Season 04, Episode 24 Prostitutes and Gelato
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S04 E24 Prostitutes and Gelato
May 14, 2007

In an effort to bond with Alan and Charlie, Evelyn's new boyfriend invites them on a trip to Vegas with...

S04 E24 of Two and a Half Men is available to stream on Peacock Premium and for Rent or Purchase on 7 Services.

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Season 04, Episode 23 Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin
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S04 E23 Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin
May 7, 2007

Charlie hires a handyman to fix his deck, then begins to feel threatened when all the women in his life...

S04 E23 of Two and a Half Men is available to stream on Peacock Premium and for Rent or Purchase on 7 Services.

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Season 04, Episode 22 Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
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S04 E22 Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
Apr 30, 2007

When Alan has to go renew his driver's license, he convinces Charlie to help Jake with book report. But when...

S04 E22 of Two and a Half Men is available to stream on Peacock Premium and for Rent or Purchase on 7 Services.

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Two and a Half Men Season 3 Overview

Sep 19, 2005 - May 22, 2006

Season 3 of Two and a Half Men has 24 episodes that are available to stream on Peacock Premium, Philo and for Rent or Purchase on 7 Services.

Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episodes

Season 03, Episode 24 That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
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S03 E24 That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
May 22, 2006

Charlie and Mia discover that setting up a wedding with their two crazy families is a disaster, so they decide...

S03 E24 of Two and a Half Men is available to stream on Peacock Premium and for Rent or Purchase on 7 Services.

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Season 03, Episode 23 Arguments for the Quickie
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S03 E23 Arguments for the Quickie
May 15, 2006

Mia comes back and asks Charlie to donate his sperm. He agrees to, but for some unknown reason he can't...

S03 E23 of Two and a Half Men is available to stream on Peacock Premium and for Rent or Purchase on 7 Services.

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Season 03, Episode 22 Just Once with Aunt Sophie
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S03 E22 Just Once with Aunt Sophie
May 8, 2006

Jake has his first boys-girls party, dating a smart girl, Wendy Cho. Alan was looking forward to coaching his son,...

S03 E22 of Two and a Half Men is available to stream on Peacock Premium and for Rent or Purchase on 7 Services.

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Two and a Half Men Season 2 Overview

Sep 20, 2004 - May 23, 2005

Season 2 of Two and a Half Men has 24 episodes that are available to stream on Peacock Premium and for Rent or Purchase on 7 Services.

Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episodes

Season 02, Episode 24 Does This Smell Funny to You
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S02 E24 Does This Smell Funny to You
May 23, 2005

Jake recounts his weekend in which Charlie's latest fling is with a woman who turns out to be married to...

S02 E24 of Two and a Half Men is available to stream on Peacock Premium and for Rent or Purchase on 7 Services.

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Season 02, Episode 23 Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
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S02 E23 Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
May 16, 2005

After finding out that Jake has spent the night at his other grandparents' house, Evelyn insists that Jake spend a...

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Season 02, Episode 22 That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
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S02 E22 That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
May 9, 2005

Alan borrows money from Evelyn to buy a Porsche. However, life doesn't become as glamorous as he expects.

S02 E22 of Two and a Half Men is available to stream on Peacock Premium and for Rent or Purchase on 7 Services.

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Two and a Half Men Season 1 Overview

Jun 2, 2006 - May 24, 2004

Season 1 of Two and a Half Men has 25 episodes that are available to stream on Peacock Premium and for Rent or Purchase on 7 Services.

Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episodes

Season 01, Episode 24 Can You Feel My Finger
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S01 E24 Can You Feel My Finger
May 24, 2004

Charlie is sure he isn't ready for fatherhood after a year of trying to raise Jake, so he opts to...

S01 E24 of Two and a Half Men is available to stream on Peacock Premium and for Rent or Purchase on 7 Services.

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Season 01, Episode 23 Just Like Buffalo
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S01 E23 Just Like Buffalo
May 17, 2004

When Jake repeats to Judith something Charlie says, she refuses to let Alan take Jake for the weekend. Alan tries...

S01 E23 of Two and a Half Men is available to stream on Peacock Premium and for Rent or Purchase on 7 Services.

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Season 01, Episode 22 My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
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S01 E22 My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
May 10, 2004

Charlie notices that Alan sleepwalks and tries to find out what's causing it and how to deal with it. He...

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