The Phil Silvers Show Season 4
S04 E01Sep 23, 1958
Gold Fever Sep 23, 1958 Bilko finds an old map of a secret gold mine near Grove City and investigates the site.
S04 E02Oct 1, 1958
Bilko's Vampire Oct 1, 1958 When Ritzik starts watching horror films instead of playing poker, Bilko tries to scare him off
S04 E03Oct 8, 1958
Bilko's De Luxe Tours Oct 8, 1958 When they have problems getting to town, Bilko goes into the transportation business, by joining the PTA and getting hold of one of their buses.
S04 E04Oct 15, 1958
Bilko the Potato Sack king Oct 15, 1958 When offered a $20,000 wage Bilko leaves the army for a firm making potato sacks, but it is not long before he is back in the army.
S04 E05Oct 22, 1958
Bilko v's Covington Oct 22, 1958 Bilko is getting beaten at his own game by a Sgt Covington, so he starts a rumour about a big money making opportunities in Japan, but the plan backfires when Covington learns the truth.
S04 E06Oct 28, 1958
Bilko Joins the Navy Oct 28, 1958 When word of a big crap game for sailors only gets around Bilko Paparelli, and Zimmerman join the navy to take part but somehow they all end up at sea and have problems getting back ashore.
S04 E07Nov 5, 1958
Bilko's Big Woman Hunt Nov 5, 1958 Cpl Henshaw falls in love and ruins Bilko's business,so when the same thing happens to Bilko, when he gets trapped in a lift with a girl, she then disappears and he has to go to the police in order to find her.
S04 E08Nov 12, 1958
Bilko and the Crosby's Nov 12, 1958 Bilko dreams of what life would be like if he and not Bing were the father of the Crosby Sons.
S04 E09Nov 19, 1958
Bilko's Allergy Nov 19, 1958 Bilko develops an allergy to playing cards which prevents him taking part in poker games.
S04 E10Nov 26, 1958
Bilko and the Chaplin Nov 26, 1958 The Chaplin and Bilko get back at a crooked real estate agent, who wants to close a boys home and open a parking lot.
S04 E11Dec 3, 1958
Bilko Presents the McGuire Sisters Dec 3, 1958
S04 E12Dec 10, 1958
Bilko's Secret Mission Dec 10, 1958 When Ritzik is accidentally given a dose of electricity it makes him magnetic. He doesn't realise it, but it helps him control the ball in a roulette wheel. He thinks he has come up with a foolproof method of winning at roulette.
S04 E13Dec 17, 1958
Bilko's Giveaway Dec 17, 1958 In Hollywood with no money, Bilko teams up with a child genius to win big prizes on a TV game show. but no cash.
S04 E14Dec 22, 1958
Bilko and the Medium Dec 22, 1958 Hearing that Ritzik's have won $500 ,Bilko tries to borrow the money to open a pool hall.
S04 E15Jan 1, 1959
Bilko's Bopster Jan 1, 1959 When jazz drummer Skinny Sanders joins the platoon, Bilko dreams of forming a band and touring Europe.
S04 E16Jan 9, 1959
Bilko's Hollywood Romance Jan 9, 1959 A film star's agent decides that a romance with a soldier would be a good public relations exercise. Bilko gets chosen but in next to no time he becomes to powerful.
S04 E17Jan 28, 1959
Bilko's Grand Hotel Jan 28, 1959 Bilko opens a pizza stand,But it burns down with Paparelli and Zimmerman in charge. So he tries again with a cheap hotel but the same thing happens again.
S04 E18Feb 4, 1959
Keep In Step Feb 4, 1959 Bilko signs up the camp to his credit card scheme, the men like the idea, but when it comes time to settle their bills, the camp leave on manoeuvres.
S04 E19Feb 11, 1959
Bilko's Credit Card Feb 11, 1959 Bilko signs up the camp to his credit card scheme, the men like the idea, but when it comes time to settle their bills, the camp leave on manoeuvres.
S04 E20Feb 18, 1959
Viva Bilko Feb 18, 1959 Bilko and three of the platoon are on holiday in Mexico, when they are robbed of their clothes by Mexican bandits, who use the clothes as a disguise to rob a bank. Later when Bilko gets their clothes back, they are arrested, until he can explain what happened.
S04 E21Feb 25, 1959
The Colonel's Promotion Feb 25, 1959 When a promotion he expected doesn't happen Colonel hall goes to Washington and gets to play golf with Eisenhower.
S04 E22Mar 4, 1959
Bilko's Sharpshooter Mar 4, 1959 Bilko discovers a WAC sharpshooter and starts to promote her as a new Annie Oakley, until she falls for another contestant in a competition.
S04 E23Mar 18, 1959
Bilko's Formula Seven Mar 18, 1959 When applejack is accidentally mixed with crankcase oil, Bilko finds that they have discovered a formula for anti wrinkle, which Bilko tries to sell to the cosmetic firms.
S04 E24Mar 25, 1959
Bilko's Ape Man Mar 25, 1959 Bilko hopes to launch Pvt Forbes in a film career, by entering him in a Mister Universe contest
S04 E25Apr 3, 1959
Warrant Officer Paparelli Apr 3, 1959 Bilko gets Paparelli promoted, but he turns into a monster, so Bilko has to think of a way to demote him.
S04 E26Apr 17, 1959
Bilko's Godson Apr 17, 1959 When he is named as the godfather to the son of a G.I. friend, Bilko tries to get the boy enrolled at Stanford University.
S04 E27Apr 24, 1959
Guinea Pig Bilko Apr 24, 1959 Bilko takes a tranquilliser and loses his love for gambling, but the Colonel can't stand the change and tries to shock him out of it.
S04 E28May 1, 1959
Bilko the Butler May 1, 1959 While helping out as a waiter, Bilko overhears a stock tip so he phones Cpl Henshaw to invest their money, but before Henshaw can act the Stock falls and Bilko thinks that their money has been lost.
S04 E29May 8, 1959
Ritzik Goes Civilian May 8, 1959 Sgt Ritzik leaves the army, and sets up in roadside diner.But in no time he discovers that he has been swindled and calls for Bilko to help get his money back.
S04 E30May 15, 1959
Bilko's Small Car May 15, 1959 When the police seize the Colonel's sports car Bilko converts a jeep and takes an order for ten from a local motor dealer.
S04 E31May 20, 1959
Doberman Missing Heir May 20, 1959 Lord and Lady Rockford think they have discovered Doberman as their long lost son and heir, then they find it is all a mistake.
S04 E32May 29, 1959
Bilko's Casino May 29, 1959 Bilko discovers an old document saying that the Grove City USO is exempt from California's Gambling laws. So Bilko opens a gambling club, but the mob muscle in on him so Bilko reverts the club back to the USO
S04 E33Jun 5, 1959
The Colonel's Second Honeymoon Jun 5, 1959 With the Colonel away on a second honeymoon, Bilko and Zimmerman who has won a prize in a competition find that they are staying at the same hotel
S04 E34Jun 12, 1959
Bilko in Outer Space Jun 12, 1959 Sgt's Ritzik and Grover win $600 but are terrified of losing it to Bilko, so they hide out in a space capsule mock up, but Bilko finds them
S04 E35Jun 17, 1959
The Bilko Boycott Jun 17, 1959 Tired of the way Bilko is fleecing the platoon, Cpl Henshaw sets up a gamblers anonymous organisation, so with his source of money drying up ,he starts on the WAC's
Weekend Colonel CCTV set up by the Colonel cleans up the gambling, so Bilko finds a double of the Colonel who then orders the removal of the camera's.
The Bilko Cast History Where Are They Now? This is the story of the zany cast of "The Phil Silvers Show: You'll Never Get Rich!" Most of the players have gone on to their rewards and this is a short movie about their real life; the one behind the scene and where they are now. As of November 5th, 2011, the player of Zimmerman is the only one still living, well, Dick Van Dyke who played a few roles is also alive. But here is a memory of the cast of actors and we hope you will enjoy it.