The Phil Silvers Show Season 3
S03 E01Sep 17, 1957
Bilko's Merry Widow Sep 17, 1957 Bilko borrows the Platoon Welfare Fund to bet on a horse that loses. When he reads about a $500 bonus to anyone who can stage a professional musical in Roseville Bilko decides to take on the challenge.
S03 E02Sep 24, 1957
Bilko's Boy's Town Sep 24, 1957 When the army go on maneuvers the Colonel orders Bilko to stay in camp, so with Fort Baxter empty he uses the time to form a boy's camp.
S03 E03Oct 1, 1957
Hillbilly Whiz Oct 1, 1957 When the platoon lose again in a baseball game Bilko is desperate to find new players. Then a recruit from the south Hank Lumpkin turns up and Bilko can hardly believe his luck, as Lumpkin is a baseball star in the making. Bilko then contrives to have a New York Yankee's scout to 'accidentally' find Lumpkin so he can traded, but as a Southerner Lumpkin doesn't want to play for the Yankee's
S03 E04Oct 8, 1957
Bilko's Valentine Oct 8, 1957 When Bilko forgets valentines day, Joan Hogan leaves the army, When Bilko realises what he has done, he follows her and tries to get her to reenlist
S03 E05Oct 15, 1957
The Big Man Hunt Oct 15, 1957 When two men (who have been employed by a soldier who is looking for the man who saved his life during the war ) come looking for Bilko, he comes to the wrong conclusion, why they want him, until he recognises the name of the soldier, but when the two of them finally meet, Bilko has changed so much, that the soldier fails to recognise him.
S03 E06Oct 22, 1957
Bilko's Double Life Oct 22, 1957 When his money problems start to close in on him, Bilko departs for New York, but while there he is mistaken for a millionaire. Meanwhile the real millionaire is in Roseville sorting out Bilko's problems.
S03 E07Oct 29, 1957
Sergeant Bilko Presents Oct 29, 1957 Unable to raise the necessary funds to back Pt Hugo Lockman's play 'Sharecropper's Summer', Bilko persuades the army to run a playwriting competition.
S03 E08Nov 5, 1957
Bilko Talks in His Sleep Nov 5, 1957 Sgt's Grover,and Ritzik overhear Bilko talking in his sleep and he gives away all his betting secrets. Bilko soon realises what is happening and gets his own back.
S03 E09Nov 19, 1957
Cherokee Ernie Nov 19, 1957 Bilko goes on leave with Cpl Charlie Whiteagle, a Cherokee Indian, to Tulsa for a poker game, but he gets caught up in a legal fight when a document is found stating that the Indians still own most of Oklahoma.
S03 E10Nov 26, 1957
Bilko Buys A Club Nov 26, 1957 When Bilko learns that a new member of the platoon is a merchant banker, he tries to get him to invest in a club that Bilko wants to set up.but he asks the wrong man of advice.
S03 E11Dec 3, 1957
Lieutenant Bilko Dec 3, 1957 Bilko decides to leave the army until he learns that during the war he was promoted to Lt . and due to a foul up he is still a Lt, and he is owed over $14,000 in back pay.
S03 E12Dec 10, 1957
Bilko At Bay Dec 10, 1957 Trying to get to New York, and to save money Bilko and the corporals arrange to stop off at the homes of members of the platoon for free meals.
S03 E13Dec 17, 1957
Bilko F.O.B. Detroit Dec 17, 1957 Bilko and the platoon go to Detroit to get the new trucks, the Colonel orders him back in two days, but he has other plans to stay on.
S03 E14Dec 24, 1957
Bilko and the Flying saucers Dec 24, 1957 In order to go Washington for a date with a young singer, Bilko has to report to the Colonel that he has seen a U.F.O. and has to go to Washington to be debriefed.
S03 E15Dec 31, 1957
Bilko and the Colonel's Secretary Dec 31, 1957 When the Colonel's secretary gets posted, Bilko make sure that the right WAC is posted in, but this posting takes her away from her fiance, When she learns that Bilko was responsible she makes his and the platoon's life hell, until Bilko gets rid of her and brings in another secretary only to find that he is her boyfriend and the same thing happens all over again.
S03 E16Jan 1, 1958
Doberman the Crooner Jan 1, 1958 Bilko discovers that Doberman has a beautiful singing voice but only when he has a cold. So Bilko gets him to make a record, but by then the doctors have cured his cold and his real voice returns.
S03 E17Jan 10, 1958
Bilko Presents Kay Kendall Jan 10, 1958 Bilko discovers that Doberman has a beautiful singing voice but only when he has a cold. So Bilko gets him to make a record, but by then the doctors have cured his cold and his real voice returns.
S03 E18Jan 17, 1958
Bilko's Cousin Jan 17, 1958 When the Colonel hears that another Bilko is about to arrive he hopes that he is no relation to Ernie because with two Bilko's at the camp life is going to be worse that ever but he turns out to be Ernie's cousin Swifty, but there is a surprise in store for everybody.
S03 E19Jan 24, 1958
Bilko's Pigeons Jan 24, 1958 When an order banning the use of pigeons comes through from Washington, Bilko's source of income dries up.
S03 E20Jan 31, 1958
Cyrano De Bilko Jan 31, 1958 Bilko helps out one the platoon when he is to shy to ask for a date with a local girl called Natalie. But complications arise when it turns out that there are two girls called Natalie.
S03 E21Feb 11, 1958
The Colonel's Reunion Feb 11, 1958 The Colonel goes all out in his fight against the gambling, so Bilko gets the Colonel to leave the camp to go to a class reunion, but just when he thinks he has a free hand to carry on the Colonel decides it would crazy to leave him at the camp, so Bilko has to drive the Colonel to the reunion.
S03 E22Feb 17, 1958
Bilko Saves Ritzik's Marriage Feb 17, 1958 When Sgt Ritzik plays one too many poker games with Bilko, his wife leaves him, so Ernie has to find a way of bringing them back together.
S03 E23Feb 22, 1958
Bilko The Art Lover Feb 22, 1958 In New York, Bilko stays with an old buddy who is a prospective artist, but he falls out with his father, until the father realises how good his son is.
S03 E24Mar 5, 1958
Bilko The Genius Mar 5, 1958 In a mix up over test results, Bilko is told that he has a genius rating and he goes on a course with other test winners. They try and come up with a foolproof method of predicting the result of any horse race.
S03 E25Mar 12, 1958
Bilko the Male Model Mar 12, 1958 When Bilko is caught in a photograph taken in a night club when he should be elsewhere, an advertising agency spots his potential and tries to sign him as a male model.
S03 E26Mar 19, 1958
The Colonel's Inheritance Mar 19, 1958 When the Colonel is left $5000 Bilko gets hold of it and invests it on the stock market. When he gets wiped out, he is desperate to replace the money before the Colonel hears about it
S03 E27Apr 4, 1958
Bilko's Honeymoon Apr 4, 1958 When Paparelli wins a competition for a holiday to Florida, he is overjoyed, until he learns that it is for newlyweds, then Bilko has an idea.
S03 E28Apr 9, 1958
Bilko's Chinese Restaurant Apr 9, 1958 When they learn that one of the new recruit's father started a chain of Chinese restaurants with very little money he decides to get in on the food business.
S03 E29Apr 25, 1958
Operation Love Apr 25, 1958 Fort Baxter's WAC's are fed up with their boyfriends gambling with Bilko, instead of taking them out, so they get themselves transferred.
S03 E30Apr 30, 1958
Bilko's TV Pilot Apr 30, 1958 A cowboy joins the platoon, and Bilko gets the idea of building a TV show around him
S03 E31May 6, 1958
Bilko Retires From Gambling May 6, 1958 Colonel hall hires a professional card player, to beat Bilko at cards. He is so upset at losing that he gives up gambling
S03 E32May 13, 1958
Bilko's Vacation May 13, 1958 When he wants a free holiday at Dimmeldorf lodge, Bilko convinces the platoon, and the Colonel to go as well. But after they realise what has happened, the Colonel gets his own back.
S03 E33May 23, 1958
Bilko's Insurance Company May 23, 1958 A car accident near the camp gives Bilko the idea of starting an insurance company.
S03 E34May 30, 1958
Bilko's Prize Poodle May 30, 1958 Doberman gets attached to a poodle, and Bilko sees a chance of winning $10,000 in a dog show.
S03 E35Jun 3, 1958
Bilko's School Days Jun 3, 1958 Bilko learns that a new training camp is to be opened at Fort Baxter, Just when it looks like a new source of cash has presented itself, he finds that it is for M.P.'s not trainees.
S03 E36Jun 10, 1958
Joan's Big Romance Jun 10, 1958 Joan Hogan is fed up waiting for Bilko, so she takes off for Chicago, and meets up with a wealthy playboy on the train. When her picture appears in the paper, she sees a way of making Bilko jealous.
S03 E37Jun 24, 1958
Papa Bilko Jun 24, 1958 During the war Bilko befriends a French family. Years later, the daughter of the family calls to see â€˜ Papa Bilko â€˜ as she calls him. Meanwhile the platoon's lady killer Pearly trying to find dates for the platoon falls for her.