The Norm Show Season 3
S03 E01Oct 3, 2000
Norm vs. the Sacrifice Oct 3, 2000 When Mr. Denby's job is on the line he threatens to be a tougher boss unless Norm starts showing him some respect and stops making fun of him. Laurie is dating an overacting soap opera star.
S03 E02Oct 6, 2000
I've Got a Crush On You Oct 6, 2000 Someone in the office has a crush on Norm and Laurie finds out that it's Taylor. Danny wants to ask Taylor to marry him but when Norm finds out that Taylor's the one with the crush he tries to stop Danny from proposing but it's too late and Taylor already accepted.
S03 E03Oct 13, 2000
Taylor Leaves Oct 13, 2000 Norm tries to discourage Taylor from being attracted to him but it doesn't work because she leaves Danny. Norm faces eviction.
S03 E04Oct 20, 2000
The Norm Law Oct 20, 2000 When Norm causes a prison riot Mr. Denby has a law passed called the Norm law requiring social workers to be properly trained in the area of social work.
S03 E05Oct 27, 2000
Norm vs. Halloween Oct 27, 2000 Norm has an after school study group and he takes them trick-or-treating but the rich won't give them candy so he goes to a Halloween party dressed up as a fireman to impress Shelley but it doesn't work because the fire department shows up after Mr. Denby, dressed up as Gene Simmons, accidentally sets fire to one of the bathroom stalls. Laurie is looking for a man but winds up getting hit on by a woman. Danny starts to date a new woman and he dresses her up to look like Taylor.
S03 E06Nov 3, 2000
Norm and the Hopeless Cause Nov 3, 2000 Norm tries to get Laurie's lesbian friend to sleep with him but it doesn't work so he tries to get her to switch teams. Danny tries to cope with his break-up by cleaning.
S03 E07Nov 10, 2000
Norm vs. Youth (1) Nov 10, 2000 When Laurie starts dating a younger guy Norm tries his hand at dating a younger woman.
S03 E08Nov 24, 2000
Norm vs. Youth (2) Nov 24, 2000 Norm starts dating an older woman and finds out that she's Dale's mom. Laurie and Dale break up because she wasn't mothering him and Danny finds out that he's related to Hitler.
S03 E09Dec 1, 2000
Norm vs. Tennis Dec 1, 2000 Norm plays tennis with Shelly and he starts to let her win when he finds out that winning turns her on. Artie seeks Laurie's help when he wants to lose weight.
S03 E10Dec 8, 2000
Norm vs. the Kid Dec 8, 2000 Norm, Shelly, Laurie, Danny and Mr. Denby take in orphans while they can find a family who's willing to adopt all of them. They find a family that's willing to take them all but one because he has a criminal record.
S03 E11Dec 15, 2000
Norm vs. Schoolin' Dec 15, 2000 Norm and Mr. Denby have to go to social workers school and they get kicked out when Mr. Denby tries cheating off of Norm. Danny and Shelly pretend to be the married couple who where Billy's previous foster parents so he can be adopted.
S03 E12Jan 5, 2001
Norm vs. Freud Jan 5, 2001 Norm agrees to go to group therapy and discovers that the reason he has problems with Mr. Denby is because he has issues with his father. Danny and Artie invest in a weight loss gadget but then discover the horrible side effects.
S03 E13Jan 12, 2001
Norm vs. Dad Jan 12, 2001 Norm confronts his father and his father has a heart attack. Laurie discovers that Norm's father is verbally abusive towards Norm because his father is the same way towards him. Mr. Denby thinks he and Shelley are dating because they attended the symphony and it makes Danny jealous.
S03 E14Jan 26, 2001
Denby Quits Jan 26, 2001 When Mr. Denby can't get Norm fired for invading his privacy he quits and Laurie is put in charge but she can't handle the work load so Norm gets Mr. Denby fired from his other job so he can come back to work. Danny tells Shelley he has feelings for her and wants to know if she has feelings for him and she responds by holding his hands.
S03 E15Feb 2, 2001
Norm Lets Go Feb 2, 2001 Laurie teaches Mr. Denby how to dance. Danny tells Norm that he and Shelley are dating and Norm tries to find new friends to replace Danny and Shelley but then Taylor returns and Norm makes out with her.
S03 E16Feb 9, 2001
Norm vs. Danny and Shelly Feb 9, 2001 After sleeping with Norm Taylor tells him that she's still in love with Danny but she doesn't want Norm to tell him. Norm tells him anyway and Danny suggests that Taylor and Shelley both date him at the same time. Mr. Denby complains to Laurie about the conditions in the men's room.
S03 E17Feb 16, 2001
Norm and Wiener Dog vs. Fatherhood Feb 16, 2001 Mr. Denby takes Norm to court for possession of the puppies that his dog Fifi had with Wiener Dog. Norm is thrown out when he can't pay the rent.
S03 E18Feb 23, 2001
Norm vs. Homelessness Feb 23, 2001 Mr. Denby and Danny go on a business trip and try to pick up women but have no luck. Norm uses Mr. Denby's apartment for a date and gets him evicted when the landlady finds out he has a dog so he has to move in with Laurie as well.
S03 E19Mar 2, 2001
Norm is Fat Mar 2, 2001 When Shelley returns she sees that Norm is fat so he recounts the story that led to his vast weight gain.
S03 E20Mar 9, 2001
Norm vs. Deception Mar 9, 2001 Norm and Laurie fake a relationship and it helps Laurie get a man while Norm discovers that Shelley is still in love with him. Mr. Denby is afraid to catch Danny's cold.
S03 E21Mar 16, 2001
Norm vs. Cuba Mar 16, 2001 Norm and Laurie take care of an orphan from Cuba until he comes clean and tells them that he's not an orphan he just ran away from home.
S03 E22Mar 23, 2001
Norm's Free Mar 23, 2001 Norm is freed from his community service early and a monkey attacks Danny.
S03 E23Mar 30, 2001
Norm Comes Back Mar 30, 2001 Norm is hired as Mr. Sweeney's assistant and he then blackmails him to get the benefits back. A psychic tells Shelley that she and Norm will be married.
S03 E24Apr 6, 2001
Norm vs. Shelly's Old Flame Apr 6, 2001 After being shocked Norm gains the ability to hear other men's thoughts and he uses it to his advantage when he finds out that an old boyfriend of Shelley's is trying to steal her away from him.
What Men Want Norm continues to use his ability to read men's minds until a static shock at the worst possible time.