The Best Damn Country in America

The Four: Battle for Stardom (2018) really wants to "take people to church," which costs Paul Feig his left arm. On Britain's Got Talent (2007), a couple cosplaying as the heroes of Beauty and the Beast (1991) perform a song from the cartoon extremely unevenly. On "The Best Damn Country in America" segment, Joel targets kid TV anchors and spelling bees. The (un)emotional reunion of "Fons and Porter's Love of Quilting" cast inspires tough guy Ray Liotta to reveal his passion for the art of quilt. On "ThatHappened", a magical old man and a depressed youngster have a life-affirming umbrella fencing duel. Joel's end credits theme song guy forces his kid to take over for him.