The Dick Van Dyke Show Season 5
S05 E01Sep 15, 1965
Coast-to-Coast Big Mouth Sep 15, 1965 A talk show host gets Laura to tell a TV audience that Alan Brady is bald!
S05 E02Sep 22, 1965
A Farewell to Writing Sep 22, 1965 Rob tries to write a novel, but finds that writing comedy is easier.
S05 E03Sep 29, 1965
Uhny Uftz Sep 29, 1965 Rob and Buddy are working late, and keep thinking they hear a metallic voice saying ""Uhny Uftz""! The explore a supposedly abandoned office somewhere in the building, and find a somewhat 'mad' inventor (complete with a taciturn and vaguely menacing assistant) who has constructed a toy flying saucer. It works quite well, except that, instead of saying ""Merry Christmas"" as the inventor intended, the saucer only says ""Uhny Uftz"".
S05 E04Oct 6, 1965
The Ugliest Dog in the World Oct 6, 1965 Rob tries to write a part for a dog who is going to be on The Alan Brady Show. After the dog's part is cut from the show Rob tries to find a home for the dog, But nobody wants the dog.
S05 E05Oct 13, 1965
No Rice at My Wedding Oct 13, 1965 Rob recalls a time when Laura was the prize of a raffle. Rob does everything he can to keep Clark Rice from marrying Laura.
S05 E06Oct 20, 1965
Draw Me a Pear Oct 20, 1965 Laura talks Rob into going to her art class unaware that Valerie falls in love with Rob.
S05 E07Oct 27, 1965
The Great Petrie Fortune Oct 27, 1965 After Rob and Laura finish watching a movie Uncle Hezekiah gives Rob and Laura clue as to what the fortune might be.
S05 E08Nov 3, 1965
Odd But True Nov 3, 1965 Ritchie finds out the freckles on Rob's back form the shape of the Liberty Bell. Millie wants to send a pictrue to Odd But True. (a nwespaper column)
S05 E09Nov 10, 1965
Viva Petrie Nov 10, 1965 Maria (the Petrie's maid) tells Manuel Luis Rodriguez to go to the Petrie's because Maria feels that Rob can find him a job, but the only Manuel can do is be a bullfighter.
S05 E10Nov 17, 1965
Go Tell the Birds and Bees Nov 17, 1965 Alberta Nelson shines in a small part as Miss Reshovsky, the concerned elementary schoolteacher of note. Rob and Laurie Petrie are also asked to the principal's office to discuss their son.
S05 E11Nov 24, 1965
Body and Sol Nov 24, 1965 Rob tells Buddy and Sally of the time he became the middle weight champion of his Army Camp.
S05 E12Dec 8, 1965
See Rob Write, Write Rob, Write Dec 8, 1965 After going to the Butcher's Shop to get something for dinner, Laura sees pictures (drawn By Charlie Wheelright) Laura wants to write a story to help sell Charlie's pictures. Rob doesn't like the idea because he always finshes her stories.
S05 E13Dec 15, 1965
You're Under Arrest Dec 15, 1965 After fighting with Laura, Rob is arrested for hurting an old Lady. Rob has trouble telling police he didn't hurt the Lady (whom he saw in a barroom).
S05 E14Dec 29, 1965
Fifty-Two, Forty-Five or Work Dec 29, 1965 The Alan Brady Show is on hiatus Rob is worried about to support Laura (who is pregnant with Ritchie) Rob doesn't anyone to know he needs a job until The Alan Brady Show returns from hiatus.
S05 E15Jan 5, 1966
Who Stole My Watch? Jan 5, 1966 After Rob loses his watch that he got as birthday gift, He thinks everyone he knows took his watch. Laura and Rob plan a party to say they are sorry after they learn a crook stole Rob's watch.
S05 E16Jan 19, 1966
I Do Not Choose to Run Jan 19, 1966 Rob gives a speech at council meeting that will land him a nomination for city councilman of New Rochelle.
S05 E17Jan 26, 1966
The Making of a Councilman Jan 26, 1966 Rob decides to quit running for his seat on the New Rochelle city council after meeting the opponent running against him because of his experience.
S05 E18Feb 2, 1966
The Curse of the Petrie People Feb 2, 1966 Laura gets a brooch that (in the shape of the United States) tells the history of the Petrie family. Laura later puts the brooch in the garbage! We learn that Rob's mom hates the brooch!
S05 E19Feb 9, 1966
The Bottom of Mel Cooley's Heart Feb 9, 1966 Mel is in trouble for not telling Alan that there was a change in the script. Rob tries to get Mel to stick up for himself, But Mel gets fired.
S05 E20Feb 16, 1966
Remember the Alimony Feb 16, 1966 Rob and Laura leave Anchor Texas to go to Mexico only to find that marriage is hard to do. They soon find out that getting a divorce is easier than they thought (it costs $10 in Mexico!)
S05 E21Feb 23, 1966
Dear Sally Rogers Feb 23, 1966 Sally really wants a husband she goes on ""The Stevie Parsons Show"" thinking she has finally found a husband or has she? Stevie asks Rob to help in a stunt where Stevie picks a letter written to Sally, One problem Sally has no idea what will happen! Wait until Sally finds out who Box 7030 is!
S05 E22Mar 2, 1966
Buddy Sorrell, Man and Boy Mar 2, 1966 Rob & Sally think Buddy is having an affair but he is getting ready for his bar mitzvah.
S05 E23Mar 9, 1966
Bad Reception in Albany Mar 9, 1966 Rob and Laura are attending a wedding in Albany, Rob is asked by Alan to watch a fashion show. He promises to tell Alan what he thought of it. Rob has to hurry to the church to usher a wedding.
S05 E24Mar 23, 1966
Talk to the Snail Mar 23, 1966 Rob fears his job is gone after reading a memo (found in the trash where they are looking for this week's script that Buddy lost) Rob almost writes for Jelly Bean a snail!
S05 E25Apr 6, 1966
A Day in the Life of Alan Brady Apr 6, 1966 Jerry & Millie are having their anniversary party, at the Petrie home one problem the party is a part of documentary that focuses on Alan.
S05 E26Apr 13, 1966
Obnoxious, Offensive, Egomaniac, Etc. Apr 13, 1966 Laura looks at a script that insults Alan, The gang in a hurry to go to the theater they forget that Alan has the script with the insults in it. So Rob Buddy & Sally try to go in Alan's office to find it. Rob crawls through Alan's office, Laura later finds the key (Rob has no idea that the door is about to open and is hit in the nose by the door.) After Rob breaks in to Alan's desk ( forgetting to ask for the key for the desk.) While still in Alan's office Mel forgets to mention the script was delivered to Alan. Mel then has an idea to break in Alan's house! They finally find the script in Alan's hand!
S05 E27Apr 20, 1966
The Man from My Uncle Apr 20, 1966 Ritchie's bedroom is used as a stakeout point (it has the best view) Harry Bond is looking for the nephew of Wendell Gerard, Rob loves the gadgets the agent brings to solve the case.
S05 E28Apr 27, 1966
You Ought to Be in Pictures Apr 27, 1966 Rob gets a movie role, but he has to kiss a woman. Laura makes sure that nothing else happens.
S05 E29May 4, 1966
Love Thy Other Neighbor May 4, 1966 Laura and Rob spend time with the Staggs and going to the theater,Jerry & Millie feel left out.
S05 E30May 11, 1966
Long Night's Journey into Day May 11, 1966 Rob & Jerry go fishing leaving Laura (who has a cold) home alone with a mynah bird. Millie comes back to keep Laura company, Millie couldn't find Laura (She was taking a shower).
S05 E31May 25, 1966
The Gunslinger May 25, 1966 Rob needs to have a tooth removed, as Jerry removes it Rob dreams that he lives in the old west and needs to save the town from Big Bad Brady. Rob can't seem to remember to bring his guns ( he can't recall where he left them including his gun belt!) Deputy Buddy finally brings them, just as Big Bad Brady and Rob go to battle. We find that Rob needs to practice more (he can't shoot all the bottles on the bar.)Rob is about to wake up only to be told by Jerry, that a World War 1 script is needed. Rob asks Jerry to put him under again and take another tooth so Rob can think of what to dream about!
S05 E32Jun 1, 1966
The Last Chapter Jun 1, 1966 Rob gives Laura his book (it took 5 years to write.) As Laura begins to read the book, we see classic moments from several episodes. The book takes us through how Rob and Laura met as well as how Rob almost missed his wedding! Later Rob talks about waiting for the birth Ritchie. As Laura finishes the book Rob tells her the publisher hated the book, Alan Brady decides to make the book into a TV series!