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Season 03, Episode 01 That's My Boy???

S03 E01

Sep 25, 1963
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That's My Boy??? Sep 25, 1963 Rob tells Mel about the day Ritchie came home Laura says Ritchie looked different in the crib. Rob begins to think he took the wrong baby home. Actually they took the right baby home but the wrong stuff like the cards (which were meant for the Peters baby (who left the hospital the same day as the Petries)Jerry & Rob take the footprints of their baby. The Peters come to get their stuff such as the flowers & dried figs.

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Season 03, Episode 02 The Masterpiece

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Oct 2, 1963
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The Masterpiece Oct 2, 1963 Rob, Buddy, Laura & Sally go to an auction to find something Alan could buy but not know he bought something. Rob is about to be the own an Artanis after Rob shows Buddy & Sally how people made bids (by pointing to someone's nose.) Mr. Holdecker thinks Frank Sinatra may have painted the picture.

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Season 03, Episode 03 Laura's Little Lie

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Oct 9, 1963
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Laura's Little Lie Oct 9, 1963 Are Rob and Laura married? This episode brings up that question as Rob asks Laura to sign insurance forms that Laura never signed. Laura does everything she can to hide a mistake Rob doesn't know about. Rob is tired of ""losing his wife"" He finds out he married a 17 year-old Laura.

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Season 03, Episode 04 Very Old Shoes, Very Old Rice

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Oct 16, 1963
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Very Old Shoes, Very Old Rice Oct 16, 1963 Laura shows a new dress and is dying to Millie. Rob does the same thing at the office and is scared to tell the gang why he really needs the day off. Rob and Laura have a problem, Rob needs to finish this weeks show.

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Season 03, Episode 05 All About Eavesdropping

S03 E05

Oct 23, 1963
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All About Eavesdropping Oct 23, 1963 Laura & Rob get ready to spend time with Jerry and Millie, but things get bad when Rob and Laura listen to Millie & Jerry over the intercom. Laura & Rob debate if they should go. The Petries arrive angry leaving Millie & Jerry to wonder what caused the fight.They play Charades by guessing a song title the clues don't match at all! Rob & Laura listen in again to Millie & Jerry say nice things about them.

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Season 03, Episode 06 Too Many Stars

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Oct 30, 1963
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Too Many Stars Oct 30, 1963 Rob tries to get away from Mrs. Billings she tells Rob someone else will direct the play thinking he will unhappy (Rob is happy not doing it after 3 years) Mrs. Billings soon gets Rob to it again. Buddy & Sally help out by performing a show they wrote for Alan Brady 3 years ago (Alan kept saying no to the show because he isn't the main one.

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Season 03, Episode 07 Who and Where Was Antonio Stradivarius?

S03 E07

Nov 6, 1963
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Who and Where Was Antonio Stradivarius? Nov 6, 1963 While working on a joke, Rob should be going to Alan's house to talk about the joke. After hitting himself on the head with a violin (a real one) Rob goes to a party. The party is in Red Hook, New Jersey!

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Season 03, Episode 08 Uncle George

S03 E08

Nov 13, 1963
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Uncle George Nov 13, 1963 Uncle George drops by looking for a wife Herman's mom comes by as the new love for Uncle George. When George sees Sally he falls in love with her! Sally doesn't like the way things turn out; Rob tells George that Sally is taken. George wants to take Sally home! Rob comes home late after watching George & Sally dance for 3 hours. Rob finds it hard to tell George he can't have Sally.

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Season 03, Episode 09 Big Max Calvada

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Nov 20, 1963
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Big Max Calvada Nov 20, 1963 Rob, Buddy, & Sally have job to do they have to write a joke for Kenny Dexter. Who is the nephew of Max Calvada but when Kenny shows up to see Rob, Buddy, & Sally they wonder if Kenny can do the act. When Kenny does the act he flops!Max let Kenny do the act because Max wants Kenny to go to college!

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Season 03, Episode 10 The Ballad of the Betty Lou

S03 E10

Nov 27, 1963
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The Ballad of the Betty Lou Nov 27, 1963 The Ballad of Betty Lou, Is episode seventy-two, In which Rob and Jerry buy a boat, That really got their goat, 'Cause just as Laura predicted, As the Wisard of Id did, Their friendship was tested, But as soon as they rested, All was fine, So cast off the Line! - Van_Dyke_r@hotmail.com

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Season 03, Episode 11 Turtles, Ties, and Toreadors

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Dec 4, 1963
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Turtles, Ties, and Toreadors Dec 4, 1963 Rob hires a maid named Maria who came from Spain! The problems are just starting Maria has a broken arm and can't speak English. She has to stay with Rob and Laura. Rob calls the agency to find another job. Maria has to go back to Spain unless a job is found.Rob finds a job for Maria painting at a local shop.

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Season 03, Episode 12 The Sound of Trumpets of Conscience Falls Deafly on a Brain That Holds Its Ears

S03 E12

Dec 11, 1963
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The Sound of Trumpets of Conscience Falls Deafly on a Brain That Holds Its Ears Dec 11, 1963 Rob learns he might to need testify because he is the only witness to a robbery, Rob is excited to be at the police station but has trouble telling the police what he saw because he has never been at the police station. Rob begins to recall things he forgot to tell police.Rob tells Ritchie that sometimes things have to be told to stay safe. Rob learns he didn't witness a robbery but he saw the people (who saw the robbery) running away.

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Season 03, Episode 13 The Alan Brady Show Presents

S03 E13

Dec 18, 1963
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The Alan Brady Show Presents Dec 18, 1963 The staff has to plan a Christmas show.

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Season 03, Episode 14 The Third One from the Left

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Jan 1, 1964
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The Third One from the Left Jan 1, 1964 Rob tries to stop a guest star from falling in love with him.

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Season 03, Episode 15 My Husband is the Best One

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Jan 8, 1964
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My Husband is the Best One Jan 8, 1964 Rob is asked to meet with a reporter from ""Newstime"" magazine who is doing a cover story on Alan Brady. Laura comes along to the lunchtime interview. Rob modestly gives all the show's credit to Alan and his co-writers Sally Rogers (no G) and Buddy Sorrell (two Ls), but Laura throws in her opinion and won't be silenced by Rob. When the article appears, it mentions Alan's name 7 times and Rob's name 11 times, giving Petrie all the credit for Alan's success. It refers to Rob's ""frolicsome fellow workers"" only once as Sally Sorrell and Buddy Rogers. Brady calls Rob to his office and yells at him for stealing his thunder and yells at Mel for suggesting that Laura go along to the interview. Rob tries to repair the damage with a letter to the editor of Newstime, prompting Buddy and Sally to forgive him. But when it is printed, an ""Editor's Note"" suggests Brady forced Rob to write the letter and the magazine still believes Rob is the ""genius behind the genius."" Rob cowers in a corner of Brady'

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Season 03, Episode 16 The Lady and the Tiger and the Lawyer

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Jan 15, 1964
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The Lady and the Tiger and the Lawyer Jan 15, 1964 Laura tries to setup Arthur with a wife she invites Sally & Donna on two different days. Laura really wants Donna date Arthur, when Donna & Arthur hit it Rob does everything to stop the date by locking Donna in the bathroom! Rob feels Sally won't have a chance with Arthur, Rob and Laura wonder who Arthur picked for his date, he picks his former wife who he married twice!

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Season 03, Episode 17 The Life and Love of Joe Coogan

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Jan 22, 1964
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The Life and Love of Joe Coogan Jan 22, 1964 Rob meets Laura's old flame Joe Coogan at the country club, Rob tells Laura he met Joe and Laura thinks he looked in her shoebox where her pomes are kept. (The pomes are kept in the basement) What Laura doesn't know is the Sonnets give a clue as to what Joe does for a living. Laura & Millie play Golf with Father Joe Coogan. Laura invites Joe to dinner along with Buddy & Sally only to get a big shock.

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Season 03, Episode 18 A Nice, Friendly Game of Cards

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Jan 29, 1964
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A Nice, Friendly Game of Cards Jan 29, 1964 Rob and friends play poker with marked cards that Rob was using to teach Ritchie some magic tricks.

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Season 03, Episode 19 Happy Birthday and Too Many More

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Feb 5, 1964
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Happy Birthday and Too Many More Feb 5, 1964 Laura & Rob are deciding when to have his party day should it be 3 weeks after or before Ritchie actual date of birth? Laura says she will have the party at Dizzy Land (not Disney Land). Rob & Laura forget the Gardner has come and have the party inside (with 63 kids!) because the garden needed to be fertilized!

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Season 03, Episode 20 The Brave and the Backache

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Feb 12, 1964
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The Brave and the Backache Feb 12, 1964 Laura wonders why Rob never wants to be alone with her.

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Season 03, Episode 21 The Pen is Mightier Than the Mouth

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Feb 19, 1964
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The Pen is Mightier Than the Mouth Feb 19, 1964 Sally is famous overnight leaving Rob and Buddy to work alone.

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Season 03, Episode 22 My Part-Time Wife

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Feb 26, 1964
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My Part-Time Wife Feb 26, 1964 Laura helps out at the office but drives Rob crazy while Sally is away.

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Season 03, Episode 23 Honeymoons Are for the Lucky

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Mar 4, 1964
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Honeymoons Are for the Lucky Mar 4, 1964 Rob recalls a time when he left Camp Crowder to spend his honneymoon with Laura.

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Season 03, Episode 24 How to Spank a Star

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Mar 11, 1964
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How to Spank a Star Mar 11, 1964 Rob's favorite star Paula Marshall is due to guest on the Alan Brady show but her demands cause problems for everybody.

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Season 03, Episode 25 The Plots Thicken

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Mar 18, 1964
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The Plots Thicken Mar 18, 1964 The Petrie's parents fight over where Laura and Rob should be buried. They have to decide which burial plot to choose without upsetting their in-laws.

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Season 03, Episode 26 Scratch My Car and Die

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Mar 25, 1964
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Scratch My Car and Die Mar 25, 1964 Rob has a new car that he loves and won't let anyone touch. When Laura takes Ritchie to school she gets a scratch on the car! When Rob finds out he wants to sue the person who did it.

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Season 03, Episode 27 The Return of Edwin Carp

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Apr 1, 1964
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The Return of Edwin Carp Apr 1, 1964 Alan Brady is on vacation so Rob arranges for Edwin Carp and other stars of the golden era of radio comedy to guest on a tv special.

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Season 03, Episode 28 October Eve

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Apr 8, 1964
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October Eve Apr 8, 1964 Laura's past comes back to haunt her in form of painting that is at an art gallery.

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Season 03, Episode 29 Dear Mrs. Petrie, Your Husband is in Jail

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Apr 15, 1964
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Dear Mrs. Petrie, Your Husband is in Jail Apr 15, 1964 Rob ends up in jail after contacting an army buddy.

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Season 03, Episode 30 My Neighbor's Husband's Other Life

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Apr 22, 1964
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My Neighbor's Husband's Other Life Apr 22, 1964 Rob and Laura see Jerry go out with another woman.

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Season 03, Episode 31 I'd Rather Be Bald Than Have No Head at All

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Apr 29, 1964
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I'd Rather Be Bald Than Have No Head at All Apr 29, 1964 Another classic; in this episode, Rob finds a hair or two in his brush; of course he assumes he's going bald. A visit to his barber (Ned Glass) hardly reassures him. The barber tells him to use a concotion on his head whose formula is very close to salad dressing. Rob dreams of using the stuff, then waking with a salad on his scalp instead of hair. Fortunately, he realizes he is dreaming and wakes up (or does he)...BALD! Finally he manages to really awaken, and finds his hair is just fine. Buddy and Sally figure in the dream and are great, spinning Rob in the barber chair while the barber chuckles evilly. One of the stand-out episodes, right up there with ""It May Look Like a Walnut!"", ""Sneaky Camera"", and ""Washington Versus the Bunny.""

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Season 03, Episode 32 Teacher's Petrie

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May 13, 1964
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Teacher's Petrie May 13, 1964 The teacher falls in love with Laura.

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