The Cinema Snob Season 9
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Jan 12, 2014
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band Jan 12, 2014 The Cinema Snob returns, and for the first episode of the year, it's time to take a look at Robert Stigwood's 1978 musical film version of The Beatles' Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band starring Peter Frampton and The Bee Gees. A shining example of 70s What the FUCK Hollywood?!?
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Jan 22, 2014E.T. XXX: A DreamZone Parody Jan 22, 2014 That's right, it's the 4th E.T. porno spoof, and this one's this one brand new, released just last year!
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Feb 4, 2014The Conqueror Feb 4, 2014 Remember that time John Wayne played Genghis Khan in a movie filmed downwind from a nuclear testing site? Yep, this happened.
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Feb 10, 2014Endless Love Feb 10, 2014 Before the remake comes out, it's time to check out the GOD AWFUL 1981 version of Scott Spencer's novel. Seriously, this movie is an insane piece of SHIT.
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Feb 19, 2014Fatal Games Feb 19, 2014 The Cinema Snob skips through winter and goes right to the summer with this Olympics themed horror film!
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Feb 25, 2014Hitler's Harlot Feb 25, 2014 Frequently the question has been asked, which movie did I stop watching and decide not to do an episode on. I've always answered that that movie was Hitler's Harlot. So...here's an episode on Hitler's Harlot.
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Mar 11, 2014Caddyshack II Mar 11, 2014 The Shack Is Back! Er, well, not really...
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Mar 19, 2014Ilsa, The Wicked Warden Mar 19, 2014 Ilsa returns! This time as a sadistic warden of a 3rd world mental facility!
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Mar 28, 2014Diary of a Nudist Mar 28, 2014
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Mar 28, 2014Jailbait Babysitter Mar 28, 2014
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Mar 28, 2014The Infernal Rapist Mar 28, 2014
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Mar 28, 201448 Hours of Hallucinatory Sex Mar 28, 2014
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Apr 2, 2014Ninja Champion Apr 2, 2014 Leave it to Godfrey Ho to bring us this crazy ass rape/revenge movie, complete with ninjas!
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Apr 8, 2014Black Love Apr 8, 2014 Herschell Gordon Lewis, one of the true Godfathers of Gore, gives us this 1971 expose on the art of black love making!
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Apr 15, 2014Two of a Kind Apr 15, 2014 Hey remember the time John Travolta and Olivia Newton John reunited for a 1983 romantic comedy where God threatens to destroy the world unless these two hook up?
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Apr 28, 2014Sasquatch Week: Curse of Bigfoot Apr 28, 2014 Sasquatch Week has begun! Could things only go up from Curse of Bigfoot, or is the worst yet to come?
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Apr 29, 2014Sasquatch Week: The Geek 2 Apr 29, 2014 Sasquatch Week continues, and this time, do they finally get that filthy animal??
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Apr 30, 2014Sasquatch Week: To Catch a Yeti Apr 30, 2014 The Cinema Snob braves through To Catch a Yeti, the Nukie of Sasquatch Week. Easily one of the worst films the Snob has endured.
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May 1, 2014Sasquatch Week: Black River Monster May 1, 2014 Today on Sasquatch Week, Sasquatch goes all Shot on Shitteo on us!!
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May 2, 2014Sasquatch Week: The Legend of Boggy Creek May 2, 2014 The Cinema Snob wraps up Sasquatch Week with the 1972 cult classic The Legend of Boggy Creek!
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May 7, 2014Mommie Dearest May 7, 2014 Mother's Day is right around the corner, so The Cinema Snob checks out a movie that's the mother of all movies named Mommie Dearest!
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May 13, 2014Godzilla's Revenge May 13, 2014 Before the new Godzilla film comes out, The Cinema Snob checks out "Godzilla's Revenge," often considered to be one of the worst in the franchise.
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May 21, 2014Drive May 21, 2014 No, not that Drive, this 1974 gay porn is about a homicidal drag queen hell bent on world domination by destroying all cocks and sex drives!
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Jun 1, 2014Invasion of the Samurai Sluts from Hell Jun 1, 2014 From director John T. Bone, the Samurai Sluts are here to fight for truth, justice, and Asian Stereotypes!!
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Jun 11, 2014Friday the 13th, Part 3: 3D Jun 11, 2014 The Cinema Snob enters the 3rd Dimension for the special All 3-D episode!!Sidenote, audio in the on camera bits is slightly different than the voice over portions; tweaked it as much as I could, still hope you enjoy!A very special thanks to camera-man and 3-D Supervisor Ed Glaser! http://www.neonharbor.com
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Jun 15, 2014The Stepfather Jun 15, 2014 The Cinema Snob spends his Father's Day with one of the scariest fathers of them all, Terry O'Quinn!
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Jun 25, 2014Robot Wars Jun 25, 2014 It's giant robots fighting season again, so The Cinema Snob checks out one of the spiritual sequels to Robot Jox, the 1993 film Robot Wars!
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Jul 1, 2014Wired Jul 1, 2014 Remember the time they made a biopic of John Belushi, where his ghost is being led around by his Puerto Rican cab driving guardian angel?
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Jul 13, 2014Brazilian Planet of the Apes Jul 13, 2014 Before The Tramps took on Star Wars in Brazilian Star Wars, they took a stab at Planet of the Apes!
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Jul 21, 2014The Babe Ruth Story Jul 21, 2014 While he was busy being a baseball legend, Babe Ruth still found the time to cure cancer, save animals, and cause a crippled boy to walk! What a guy!
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Jul 24, 2014Hercules Jul 24, 2014 Will any new Hercules film be able to top Lou Ferrigno throwing things into outer space?
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Jul 30, 2014The Adventures of Hercules II Jul 30, 2014 Lou Ferrigno returns as Hercules, but more importantly, does he throw anything else into outer space?
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Aug 4, 2014The Lonely Lady Aug 4, 2014 Pia Zadora stars in this notoriously bad piece of WTF Hollywood, about a struggling screenwriter who braves a world of schizophrenic men and garden hoses. It's the Showgirls of the 80s!
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Aug 16, 2014Driller: A Sexual Thriller Aug 16, 2014 You've seen porno spoofs of movies, now how about a porno spoof of a music video.
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Aug 19, 201442nd Street Forever, Volume 3: Exploitation Explosion Aug 19, 2014 The Cinema Snob must decide what to do for a future Snob episode, so it's time to take a look at a collection of more wacky exploitation trailers, from Survive! to Devil Times Five to The Happy Hooker Goes Hollywood!
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Aug 28, 2014Devil Times Five Aug 28, 2014 It's Friday the 13th meets The Little Rascals!
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Aug 31, 2014Cut-Throats Nine Aug 31, 2014 While anxiously awaiting the release of next year's The Hateful Eight, The Cinema Snob checks out one of the bleakest and most gruesome westerns of the 70s, Cut-Throats Nine!
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Sep 8, 2014At Long Last Love Sep 8, 2014 Cinema Snob kicks off Musical March (in September) with At Long Last Love, a harmless but poorly received 1975 musical with Burt Reynolds and Sybill Shepherd, and half the cast of Blazing Saddles
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Sep 16, 2014The Apple Sep 16, 2014 Musical March (in September) continues as the Snob reviews a bizarre 1980 Faustian musical that's set in 1994.
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Sep 22, 2014Shock Treatment Sep 22, 2014 Believe it or not...no, he's not walking on air. The Rocky Horror Picture Show had a sequel. From 1982: Shock Treatment, which the Cinema Snob reviews for Musical March (in September).
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Sep 30, 2014Can't Stop The Music Sep 30, 2014 Musical March (in September) concludes with a musical so bad it may have killed the disco era
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Oct 6, 2014The Bloody Video Horror That Made Me Puke On My Aunt Gertrude Oct 6, 2014 Returning to his favorite genre: Shot on Shitteo, the Cinema Snob selects a really poorly made movie with barely audible sound, terrible acting and it delivers none of what it promises.
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Oct 15, 2014Fun in Balloon Land Oct 15, 2014 NOPE!!!!!
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Oct 27, 2014Halloween II Oct 27, 2014 Last year, The Cinema Snob spotlighted John Carpenter's classic Halloween. Now, what does he think of this sequel?
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Nov 3, 2014Down and Dirty Duck Nov 3, 2014 The Cinema Snob dives into the world of 1970s adult animation, with the Flo & Eddie movie "Down and Dirty Duck."
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Nov 11, 2014A Nightmare on Elm Street Nov 11, 2014 In honor of the 30th Anniversary of the Elm Street franchise, The Cinema Snob takes a look at the original film that started it all.
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Nov 17, 2014Black Rage Nov 17, 2014 The Cinema Snob checks out this truly AWFUL film from 1974, whose most entertaining asset is its ridiculous box cover.
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Nov 24, 2014Turkish First Blood Nov 24, 2014 Direct from Turkey, it's one of the most insane Rambo related films you'll see!
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Dec 1, 2014Foreskin Gump Dec 1, 2014 A stupid movie is as a stupid movie does.
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Dec 9, 2014Silent Night, Deadly Night 4: Initiation Dec 9, 2014 What does this story of demon worms, office politics, and witches have to do with Silent Night Deadly Night?