The Cinema Snob Season 9
S09 E01Jan 12, 2014
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band Jan 12, 2014 The Cinema Snob returns, and for the first episode of the year, it's time to take a look at Robert Stigwood's 1978 musical film version of The Beatles' Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band starring Peter Frampton and The Bee Gees. A shining example of 70s What the FUCK Hollywood?!?
S09 E02Jan 22, 2014
E.T. XXX: A DreamZone Parody Jan 22, 2014 That's right, it's the 4th E.T. porno spoof, and this one's this one brand new, released just last year!
S09 E03Feb 4, 2014
The Conqueror Feb 4, 2014 Remember that time John Wayne played Genghis Khan in a movie filmed downwind from a nuclear testing site? Yep, this happened.
S09 E04Feb 10, 2014
Endless Love Feb 10, 2014 Before the remake comes out, it's time to check out the GOD AWFUL 1981 version of Scott Spencer's novel. Seriously, this movie is an insane piece of SHIT.
S09 E05Feb 19, 2014
Fatal Games Feb 19, 2014 The Cinema Snob skips through winter and goes right to the summer with this Olympics themed horror film!
S09 E06Feb 25, 2014
Hitler's Harlot Feb 25, 2014 Frequently the question has been asked, which movie did I stop watching and decide not to do an episode on. I've always answered that that movie was Hitler's Harlot. So...here's an episode on Hitler's Harlot.
S09 E07Mar 11, 2014
Caddyshack II Mar 11, 2014 The Shack Is Back! Er, well, not really...
S09 E08Mar 19, 2014
Ilsa, The Wicked Warden Mar 19, 2014 Ilsa returns! This time as a sadistic warden of a 3rd world mental facility!
S09 E09Mar 28, 2014
Diary of a Nudist Mar 28, 2014
S09 E10Mar 28, 2014
Jailbait Babysitter Mar 28, 2014
S09 E11Mar 28, 2014
The Infernal Rapist Mar 28, 2014
S09 E12Mar 28, 2014
48 Hours of Hallucinatory Sex Mar 28, 2014
S09 E13Apr 2, 2014
Ninja Champion Apr 2, 2014 Leave it to Godfrey Ho to bring us this crazy ass rape/revenge movie, complete with ninjas!
S09 E14Apr 8, 2014
Black Love Apr 8, 2014 Herschell Gordon Lewis, one of the true Godfathers of Gore, gives us this 1971 expose on the art of black love making!
S09 E15Apr 15, 2014
Two of a Kind Apr 15, 2014 Hey remember the time John Travolta and Olivia Newton John reunited for a 1983 romantic comedy where God threatens to destroy the world unless these two hook up?
S09 E16Apr 28, 2014
Sasquatch Week: Curse of Bigfoot Apr 28, 2014 Sasquatch Week has begun! Could things only go up from Curse of Bigfoot, or is the worst yet to come?
S09 E17Apr 29, 2014
Sasquatch Week: The Geek 2 Apr 29, 2014 Sasquatch Week continues, and this time, do they finally get that filthy animal??
S09 E18Apr 30, 2014
Sasquatch Week: To Catch a Yeti Apr 30, 2014 The Cinema Snob braves through To Catch a Yeti, the Nukie of Sasquatch Week. Easily one of the worst films the Snob has endured.
S09 E19May 1, 2014
Sasquatch Week: Black River Monster May 1, 2014 Today on Sasquatch Week, Sasquatch goes all Shot on Shitteo on us!!
S09 E20May 2, 2014
Sasquatch Week: The Legend of Boggy Creek May 2, 2014 The Cinema Snob wraps up Sasquatch Week with the 1972 cult classic The Legend of Boggy Creek!
S09 E21May 7, 2014
Mommie Dearest May 7, 2014 Mother's Day is right around the corner, so The Cinema Snob checks out a movie that's the mother of all movies named Mommie Dearest!
S09 E22May 13, 2014
Godzilla's Revenge May 13, 2014 Before the new Godzilla film comes out, The Cinema Snob checks out "Godzilla's Revenge," often considered to be one of the worst in the franchise.
S09 E23May 21, 2014
Drive May 21, 2014 No, not that Drive, this 1974 gay porn is about a homicidal drag queen hell bent on world domination by destroying all cocks and sex drives!
S09 E24Jun 1, 2014
Invasion of the Samurai Sluts from Hell Jun 1, 2014 From director John T. Bone, the Samurai Sluts are here to fight for truth, justice, and Asian Stereotypes!!
S09 E25Jun 11, 2014
Friday the 13th, Part 3: 3D Jun 11, 2014 The Cinema Snob enters the 3rd Dimension for the special All 3-D episode!!Sidenote, audio in the on camera bits is slightly different than the voice over portions; tweaked it as much as I could, still hope you enjoy!A very special thanks to camera-man and 3-D Supervisor Ed Glaser! http://www.neonharbor.com
S09 E26Jun 15, 2014
The Stepfather Jun 15, 2014 The Cinema Snob spends his Father's Day with one of the scariest fathers of them all, Terry O'Quinn!
S09 E27Jun 25, 2014
Robot Wars Jun 25, 2014 It's giant robots fighting season again, so The Cinema Snob checks out one of the spiritual sequels to Robot Jox, the 1993 film Robot Wars!
S09 E28Jul 1, 2014
Wired Jul 1, 2014 Remember the time they made a biopic of John Belushi, where his ghost is being led around by his Puerto Rican cab driving guardian angel?
S09 E29Jul 13, 2014
Brazilian Planet of the Apes Jul 13, 2014 Before The Tramps took on Star Wars in Brazilian Star Wars, they took a stab at Planet of the Apes!
S09 E30Jul 21, 2014
The Babe Ruth Story Jul 21, 2014 While he was busy being a baseball legend, Babe Ruth still found the time to cure cancer, save animals, and cause a crippled boy to walk! What a guy!
S09 E31Jul 24, 2014
Hercules Jul 24, 2014 Will any new Hercules film be able to top Lou Ferrigno throwing things into outer space?
S09 E32Jul 30, 2014
The Adventures of Hercules II Jul 30, 2014 Lou Ferrigno returns as Hercules, but more importantly, does he throw anything else into outer space?
S09 E33Aug 4, 2014
The Lonely Lady Aug 4, 2014 Pia Zadora stars in this notoriously bad piece of WTF Hollywood, about a struggling screenwriter who braves a world of schizophrenic men and garden hoses. It's the Showgirls of the 80s!
S09 E34Aug 16, 2014
Driller: A Sexual Thriller Aug 16, 2014 You've seen porno spoofs of movies, now how about a porno spoof of a music video.
S09 E35Aug 19, 2014
42nd Street Forever, Volume 3: Exploitation Explosion Aug 19, 2014 The Cinema Snob must decide what to do for a future Snob episode, so it's time to take a look at a collection of more wacky exploitation trailers, from Survive! to Devil Times Five to The Happy Hooker Goes Hollywood!
S09 E36Aug 28, 2014
Devil Times Five Aug 28, 2014 It's Friday the 13th meets The Little Rascals!
S09 E37Aug 31, 2014
Cut-Throats Nine Aug 31, 2014 While anxiously awaiting the release of next year's The Hateful Eight, The Cinema Snob checks out one of the bleakest and most gruesome westerns of the 70s, Cut-Throats Nine!
S09 E38Sep 8, 2014
At Long Last Love Sep 8, 2014 Cinema Snob kicks off Musical March (in September) with At Long Last Love, a harmless but poorly received 1975 musical with Burt Reynolds and Sybill Shepherd, and half the cast of Blazing Saddles
S09 E39Sep 16, 2014
The Apple Sep 16, 2014 Musical March (in September) continues as the Snob reviews a bizarre 1980 Faustian musical that's set in 1994.
S09 E40Sep 22, 2014
Shock Treatment Sep 22, 2014 Believe it or not...no, he's not walking on air. The Rocky Horror Picture Show had a sequel. From 1982: Shock Treatment, which the Cinema Snob reviews for Musical March (in September).
S09 E41Sep 30, 2014
Can't Stop The Music Sep 30, 2014 Musical March (in September) concludes with a musical so bad it may have killed the disco era
S09 E42Oct 6, 2014
The Bloody Video Horror That Made Me Puke On My Aunt Gertrude Oct 6, 2014 Returning to his favorite genre: Shot on Shitteo, the Cinema Snob selects a really poorly made movie with barely audible sound, terrible acting and it delivers none of what it promises.
S09 E43Oct 15, 2014
Fun in Balloon Land Oct 15, 2014 NOPE!!!!!
S09 E44Oct 27, 2014
Halloween II Oct 27, 2014 Last year, The Cinema Snob spotlighted John Carpenter's classic Halloween. Now, what does he think of this sequel?
S09 E45Nov 3, 2014
Down and Dirty Duck Nov 3, 2014 The Cinema Snob dives into the world of 1970s adult animation, with the Flo & Eddie movie "Down and Dirty Duck."
S09 E46Nov 11, 2014
A Nightmare on Elm Street Nov 11, 2014 In honor of the 30th Anniversary of the Elm Street franchise, The Cinema Snob takes a look at the original film that started it all.
S09 E47Nov 17, 2014
Black Rage Nov 17, 2014 The Cinema Snob checks out this truly AWFUL film from 1974, whose most entertaining asset is its ridiculous box cover.
S09 E48Nov 24, 2014
Turkish First Blood Nov 24, 2014 Direct from Turkey, it's one of the most insane Rambo related films you'll see!
S09 E49Dec 1, 2014
Foreskin Gump Dec 1, 2014 A stupid movie is as a stupid movie does.
S09 E50Dec 9, 2014
Silent Night, Deadly Night 4: Initiation Dec 9, 2014 What does this story of demon worms, office politics, and witches have to do with Silent Night Deadly Night?