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Season 05, Episode 01 E.T. The Porno

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Jan 4, 2010
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E.T. The Porno Jan 4, 2010 The Cinema Snob proves that just because you CAN make a porn out of anything, doesn't mean you SHOULD make a porn out of anything.

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Season 05, Episode 02 Lady Terminator

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Jan 8, 2010
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Lady Terminator Jan 8, 2010 As The Cinema Snob discovers, Indonesia has found a way to combine the South Sea Queen with...James Cameron's "The Terminator"?

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Season 05, Episode 03 Nudist Colony of the Dead

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Jan 21, 2010
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Nudist Colony of the Dead Jan 21, 2010 The Cinema Snob discovers that even zombies like to get naked every once in a while.

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Season 05, Episode 04 Death Bed: The Bed That Eats

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Jan 28, 2010
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Death Bed: The Bed That Eats Jan 28, 2010 Could a movie about a bed that eats people be artsy enough for The Cinema Snob? Or will it just give him food poisoning.

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Season 05, Episode 05 The Body Shop

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Feb 9, 2010
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The Body Shop Feb 9, 2010 The Cinema Snob makes the same mistake that many of us have time and time again. He orders something off of television!

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Season 05, Episode 06 The Sinful Nuns of Saint Valentine

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Feb 13, 2010
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The Sinful Nuns of Saint Valentine Feb 13, 2010 All alone this Valentine's Day? Spend it with The Cinema Snob! It's cheaper than buying a hooker.

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Season 05, Episode 07 Death Nurse 2

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Feb 20, 2010
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Death Nurse 2 Feb 20, 2010 More stock footage! More shot on shitteo! And more amazing tea drinking action!The Cinema Snob looks at Nick Phillips' "Death Nurse 2."

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Season 05, Episode 08 The Astro-Zombies

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Mar 2, 2010
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The Astro-Zombies Mar 2, 2010 The Cinema Snob sits through Ted V. Mikels' "The Astro Zombies." A movie that does not feature outer space, and barely features zombies.

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Season 05, Episode 09 Beaver & Buttface

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Mar 11, 2010
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Beaver & Buttface Mar 11, 2010 In an attempt to vanquish the lingering nightmares of "ET The Porno," The Cinema Snob tries to watch another disturbing adult film from the 90's.

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Season 05, Episode 10 Troll 3, Part 1

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Mar 19, 2010
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Troll 3, Part 1 Mar 19, 2010 The Cinema Snob chops down some killer trees and "Troll 3." Where's Michael Palin in a lumberjack costume when you need him?

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Season 05, Episode 11 Troll 3, Part 2

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Mar 24, 2010
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Troll 3, Part 2 Mar 24, 2010 The Cinema Snob looks at that other movie called "Troll 3," aka "Quest for the Mighty Sword." A movie that is actually the 4 entry to an entirely different series of films.

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Season 05, Episode 12 Bloodsucking Freaks

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Apr 2, 2010
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Bloodsucking Freaks Apr 2, 2010 The Cinema Snob showers through one of the sleaziest and most controversial exploitation films of all time.

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Season 05, Episode 13 Curse of the Cannibal Confederates

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Apr 21, 2010
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Curse of the Cannibal Confederates Apr 21, 2010 The Cinema Snob returns to take on both zombies AND the confederacy!!

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Season 05, Episode 14 Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky

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Apr 29, 2010
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Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky Apr 29, 2010 Now it's The Cinema Snob's turn to sit through "Riki-Oh." And someone is going to have to pay!

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Season 05, Episode 15 Video Violence 2

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May 9, 2010
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Video Violence 2 May 9, 2010 The Cinema Snob reviews "Video Violence 2," three years after reviewing "Video Violence." Better late than never!

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Season 05, Episode 16 Deathrow Gameshow

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May 19, 2010
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Deathrow Gameshow May 19, 2010 The Cinema Snob sits through a movie harsher than any Japanese gameshow. Special thanks to Richard Orr for the DVD.

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Season 05, Episode 17 Las Vegas Bloodbath

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May 26, 2010
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Las Vegas Bloodbath May 26, 2010 Has The Cinema Snob found the worst shot on shitteo movie ever? Atleast for the time being?

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Season 05, Episode 18 Alien 2: On Earth

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Jun 2, 2010
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Alien 2: On Earth Jun 2, 2010 The Italians beat us to the sequel punch once more!

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Season 05, Episode 19 Ax 'Em

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Jun 9, 2010
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Ax 'Em Jun 9, 2010 The Cinema Snob tackles one of the most requested movies for the show.

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Season 05, Episode 20 American Commando 3: Savage Temptation

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Jun 16, 2010
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American Commando 3: Savage Temptation Jun 16, 2010 He returns!

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Season 05, Episode 21 Hardgore

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Jun 22, 2010
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Hardgore Jun 22, 2010 The Cinema Snob takes a look at one of the less stimulating entries in 70s porn.

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Season 05, Episode 22 Superman: The 1975 Musical

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Jun 30, 2010
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Superman: The 1975 Musical Jun 30, 2010 Looks like Superman's weakness next to kryptonite is song and dance.

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Season 05, Episode 23 Island of Death

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Jul 7, 2010
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Island of Death Jul 7, 2010 While "Island of Death" may have been banned in the UK, it unfortunately isn't banned for The Cinema Snob.

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Season 05, Episode 24 Hell's Bloody Devils

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Jul 28, 2010
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Hell's Bloody Devils Jul 28, 2010 The Cinema Snob Returns! And with nazi bikers. Sorta.

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Season 05, Episode 25 Redneck Zombies

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Jul 29, 2010
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Redneck Zombies Jul 29, 2010 The Cinema Snob takes on some Southern Fried Zombies.

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Season 05, Episode 26 Super Hornio Bros.

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Aug 3, 2010
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Super Hornio Bros. Aug 3, 2010 The Cinema Snob measures himself up against Ron Jeremy in this little seen early 90s Mario porno spoof.

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Season 05, Episode 27 The Expendables

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Aug 10, 2010
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The Expendables Aug 10, 2010 The Cinema Snob takes a look at "The Expendables." No, not that "Expendables." Another "Expendables."

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Season 05, Episode 28 Caligula (Part I)

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Aug 16, 2010
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Caligula (Part I) Aug 16, 2010 It's The Cinema Snob's 100th Episode Mega Orgy!!

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Season 05, Episode 29 Caligula (Part II)

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Aug 25, 2010
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Caligula (Part II) Aug 25, 2010 And now, the riveting, pulsating conclusion of "Caligula"!

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Season 05, Episode 30 Violent Shit

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Sep 6, 2010
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Violent Shit Sep 6, 2010 Well, it is violent. And it is shit.

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Season 05, Episode 31 Creepozoids

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Oct 3, 2010
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Creepozoids Oct 3, 2010 The Cinema Snob has returned!!!! Not even being on a movie shoot can keep The Snob's anger down.

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Season 05, Episode 32 Super Hornio Bros. 2

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Oct 7, 2010
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Super Hornio Bros. 2 Oct 7, 2010 The brothers return for some more plumbing.

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Season 05, Episode 33 Satan's School for Girls

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Oct 13, 2010
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Satan's School for Girls Oct 13, 2010 The Cinema Snob goes back to school for this 1973 made for tv movie.

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Season 05, Episode 34 Dolemite

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Oct 20, 2010
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Dolemite Oct 20, 2010 Bone-crushing, Skull-splitting, Brain-blasting, Boom Mike Action!

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Season 05, Episode 35 The Geek

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Nov 2, 2010
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The Geek Nov 2, 2010 Sasquatch gets lucky.

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Season 05, Episode 36 Chatterbox

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Nov 10, 2010
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Chatterbox Nov 10, 2010 Look what's talking! No seriously, look what's talking.

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Season 05, Episode 37 Weasels Rip My Flesh

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Nov 16, 2010
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Weasels Rip My Flesh Nov 16, 2010 The Cinema Snob tackles a movie about paper mache weasels, directed by a teenager.

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Season 05, Episode 38 Home Sweet Home

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Nov 25, 2010
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Home Sweet Home Nov 25, 2010 The Cinema Snob gives anything but thank to this 1981 Thanksgiving slasher film.

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Season 05, Episode 39 Violent Shit II

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Nov 30, 2010
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Violent Shit II Nov 30, 2010 It's violent. It's shit. And it's a sequel.Special Thanks to Richard Orr and James Gilks of http://www.serialkillercalendar.com

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Season 05, Episode 40 Zombi 7 (aka Zombie '90: Extreme Pestilence)

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Dec 8, 2010
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Zombi 7 (aka Zombie '90: Extreme Pestilence) Dec 8, 2010 At least the dubbers seem to be having a good time.

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Season 05, Episode 41 Silent Night Deadly Night, Part 2

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Dec 17, 2010
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Silent Night Deadly Night, Part 2 Dec 17, 2010 Christmas with The Snob.

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