The Angry Video Game Nerd Season 9

S09 E01
Mar 19, 2014Hong Kong 97 Mar 19, 2014 The Nerd stumbles across a super rare Super Famicom game that is said to be the worst game ever made. He's reviewed some horrible titles before, like Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, CrazyBus, Big Rigs, Desert Bus and Superman 64 to name a few, but this takes this crap factor to a whole new level.

S09 E02
May 28, 2014Darkwing Duck Turbografx 16 May 28, 2014 Unable to find any games shitty enough for a review in the cartridge department, the Nerd turns to a console he's yet to cover: The Turbographx 16. And no better way to introduce the black sheep of the 16-bit era than a game featuring that web-footed righter of wrongs, Darkwing Duck.

S09 E03
Oct 10, 2014Seaman Oct 10, 2014 The Nerd talks about a game on the Sega Dreamcast, the final Sega home console, and while he doesn't have much beef with it, he gets to review a crappy Dreamcast game. Simply known as "Seaman," it's a game about the aquatic reproductive system (what can you expect from a game named after jizz), it's interactive, it's freaky, and the has the voice of Mr. Spock for some reason.

S09 E04
Oct 14, 2014The Crow Oct 14, 2014 On Halloween night, the Nerd finds a flaming bag of shit on his doorstep. And in that bag is The Crow for Sega Saturn. Not based on the 1994 movie, but the inferior 1996 sequel, and plagued with horrifying graphics and ghastly game-play.

S09 E05
Dec 11, 2014Bad Game Cover Art: Pro Wrestling Dec 11, 2014 It's the holiday season once again! This year's AVGN Christmas special clocks in at over 1 hour total! Therefore, it's been broken into several parts, so you can look forward to the Nerd torturing himself every day, for the next twelve days. Prepare yourself. It's the 12 Days of Shitsmas!

S09 E06
Dec 12, 2014Bad Game Cover Art: Mega Man Dec 12, 2014 Welcome back! It's day two of the Nerd's "12 Days of Shitsmas" Today the Nerd is reviewing ALF for the Sega Master System!

S09 E07
Dec 13, 2014Bad Game Cover Art: Shatterhand Dec 13, 2014 It's day 3 of the Nerd's 12 Days of Shitsmas! You thought Big Rigs and Desert Bus were bad? Well check out Crazy Bus!!

S09 E08
Dec 14, 2014Bad Game Cover Art: Action Fighter Dec 14, 2014 It's day 4 of the Nerd's 12 Days of Shitsmas! This time it's Ren & Stimpy: Fire Dogs for the Super Nintendo!

S09 E09
Dec 15, 2014Bad Game Cover Art: Shingen the Ruler Dec 15, 2014 The 12 Days of Shitsmas continues! Today the Nerd reviews The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle and Friends on NES!

S09 E10
Dec 16, 2014Bad Game Cover Art: Phalanx Dec 16, 2014 You remember them from Full House. Now see Mary-Kate and Ashley in their own awful video game for Game Boy Color!

S09 E11
Dec 17, 2014Bad Game Cover Art: Snow White and the 7 Clever Boys Dec 17, 2014 You loved her on Baywatch and Home Improvement! Now see Pamela Anderson in her own crappy game! The Nerd reviews V.I.P. for the original playstation!

S09 E12
Dec 18, 2014Bad Game Cover Art: Action in New York Dec 18, 2014 How many movie based NES games (not made by LJN) can you name? Batman. Gremlins 2. Well, how about Lethal Weapon!

S09 E13
Dec 19, 2014Bad Game Cover Art: Rallo Gump Dec 19, 2014 The 12 Days of Shitsmas continues.. Today the Nerd reviews Porky's for Atari 2600!

S09 E14
Dec 20, 2014Bad Game Cover Art: Ghost Lion Dec 20, 2014

S09 E15
Dec 21, 2014Bad Game Cover Art: Eliminator Boat Duel Dec 21, 2014

S09 E16
Dec 22, 2014Bad Game Cover Art: Street Hockey '95 Dec 22, 2014 On the 12th Day of SHITSmas, AVGN fans gave to me... the LJN Video Art!?! Noooo!!!

S09 E17
Bad Game Cover Art: Irritating Stick

S09 E18
Bad Game Cover Art: Crackout

S09 E19
Bad Game Cover Art: Cock'In

S09 E20
Bad Game Cover Art: Treasure Master

S09 E21
Bad Game Cover Art: Karnaaj Rally

S09 E22
Bad Game Cover Art: Hell Fighter

S09 E23
Bad Game Cover Art: Scrapyard Dog

S09 E24
Bad Game Cover Art: RollerBlade Racer

S09 E25
Bad Game Cover Art: Killer Kong

S09 E26
Bad Game Cover Art: Hammerin' Harry

S09 E27
Mortal Kombat Mythologies: Sub-Zero The Nerd is a big Mortal Kombat fanatic, and yet he never checked out a little N64 game called Mortal Kombat Mythologies: Sub-Zero. In light of the Christmas season and the subzero chill in the air, he decides to fire up his Nintendo 64 and see what he missed.

S09 E28
Bad Game Cover Art: Super Duper Sumos

S09 E29
Bad Game Cover Art: The Ultimate Stuntman

S09 E30
Bad Game Cover Art: X-Man