South Park Season 16
S16 E01Mar 15, 2012
Reverse Cowgirl Mar 15, 2012 One of the boys had been told time and time again about leaving the toilet seat up after he goes to the bathroom, but he didn't listen. His actions have consequences and ultimately result in an unimaginable catastrophe.
S16 E02Mar 22, 2012
Cash for Gold Mar 22, 2012 Cartman launches a gemstones network show and creates a very lucrative business. Stan searches for the real value of a piece of jewelry that was a gift from his Grandpa. Meanwhile, Cartmans lucrative new business preys upon an extremely vulnerable clientele.
S16 E03Mar 29, 2012
Faith Hilling Mar 29, 2012 Mankind's evolution begins to accelerate at a rapid and disturbing pace. Concurrently, another species on the planet is exhibiting the same drastic development. Eventually the two species will battle to the death and "Faith Hilling" may be humanity's only hope.
S16 E04Apr 5, 2012
Jewpacabra Apr 5, 2012 South Park's big Easter egg hunt is in jeopardy when there are rumors of a dangerous beast lurking in the woods nearby. Cartman tries to warn everyone that their lives are at risk if they participate in the egg hunt. No one believes him until he produces video evidence of the mystery being.
S16 E05Apr 12, 2012
Butterballs Apr 12, 2012 Stan wants to raise awareness about the dangers of bullying by shooting a big dance video, while Butters falls victim to an unlikely bully.
S16 E06Apr 19, 2012
I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining Apr 19, 2012 The boys try zip-lining in the Colorado mountains on the last day of spring break, but their adventure takes a dangerous, life-threatening turn.
S16 E07Apr 26, 2012
Cartman Finds Love Apr 26, 2012 There's a new girl in school and everyone wants to know who she has a crush on. Cartman is especially excited. He's discovered something inside himself that he never knew he had. Now, to make sure nobody gets in the way of true love, it's time for Cartman to finally let someone know exactly how he feels.
S16 E08Sep 27, 2012
Sarcastaball Sep 27, 2012 Randy's campaign to prevent head injuries in football radically changes the way the game is played, but the new rules become a national sensation and even make a South Park student a star athlete.
S16 E09Oct 4, 2012
Raising the Bar Oct 4, 2012 Cartman owns up to being fat and decides that driving around on a scooter is his right. Kyle sees that Cartman isn't the only one who finds no shame in his unhealthy lifestyle. Meanwhile, Cartman discovers he has a rival in America’s Sweetheart, Honey Boo Boo.
S16 E10Oct 11, 2012
Insecurity Oct 11, 2012 The man who visits all the homes in South Park every day is under suspicion. Cartman takes matters into his own hands and signs up for a home security system.
S16 E11Oct 18, 2012
Going Native Oct 18, 2012 It is time for Butters to begin a journey where he will follow in the path of his Hawaiian ancestors.
S16 E12Oct 25, 2012
A Nightmare on Face Time Oct 25, 2012 The boys plans to go as the Avengers for Halloween go awry when Randy can’t go at the last minute and Stan has to help his father with a new business venture.
S16 E13Nov 1, 2012
A Scause for Applause Nov 1, 2012 Rocked by the recent news of drug use by a beloved icon, the world is left feeling lost and betrayed. The boys, join with the rest of the nation, and remove their yellow wristbands. Everyone is on board, except for Stan, who just can’t seem to cut off his bracelet.
S16 E14Nov 8, 2012
Obama Wins! Nov 8, 2012 Eric Cartman is hiding something in his bedroom that could change the entire outcome of the Presidential election.