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Season 01, Episode 01 Cartman Gets an Anal Probe

S01 E01

Aug 14, 1997
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Cartman Gets an Anal Probe Aug 14, 1997 While the boys are waiting for the school bus, Cartman explains the odd nightmare he had the previous night involving alien visitors abducting him from his bed. Meanwhile Kyle and Stan try to convince Cartman that the dream was in fact a reality.

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Season 01, Episode 02 Weight Gain 4000

S01 E02

Aug 21, 1997
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Weight Gain 4000 Aug 21, 1997 Mr. Garrison starts the day off with a special announcement; one of South Park's own has won a national essay contest. Everyone is shocked to learn that the winner is Cartman, who doesn't even remember what he wrote about.

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Season 01, Episode 03 Volcano

S01 E03

Aug 28, 1997
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Volcano Aug 28, 1997 The boys get together with Stan's Uncle Jimbo and Jimbo's war-buddy Ned for a hunting trip in the nearby mountains. After Cartman's mom makes sure her "little" boy is safe and sound (much to Cartman's dismay) the group heads off for adventure. As they drive away from the town, Jimbo explains the "finer" points of hunting.

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Season 01, Episode 04 Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride

S01 E04

Sep 4, 1997
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Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride Sep 4, 1997 Stan's got a new dog named Sparky. Stan proclaims his pet to be the toughest dog on the mountain. Though while Stan thinks his dog is ready for fighting, Sparky proceeds to hump Sylvester like a little bitch. The other boys taunt Stan about his gay dog and Sparky runs away to find someone who will love him for who he is.

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Season 01, Episode 05 An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig

S01 E05

Sep 11, 1997
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An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig Sep 11, 1997 Stan notices a new addition in their bus stop crew, an elephant standing alongside Kyle. At school, class lessons for the day involve genetic engineering (conveniently enough). Kyle questions the possibility of a genetically engineered elephant made smaller by design. The boys have to beat the rough kids in their genetics experiment, and will try anything to do it.

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Season 01, Episode 06 Death

S01 E06

Sep 18, 1997
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Death Sep 18, 1997 "Happy Birthday" to Stan's Grandpa Marsh who just turned 102. How does the wizened Mr. Marsh feel about his birthday? He sums it up in five words; "I wish I were dead" and proceeds trying to end his life enlisting Stan to do it for him. However, Stan is aware of a very important thing if he kills his grandfather, he'd be in trouble, and if he's in trouble he can't watch Terrance and Phillip.

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Season 01, Episode 07 Pinkeye

S01 E07

Oct 30, 1997
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Pinkeye Oct 30, 1997 The first Halloween episode starts off with the failure of the Mir Space Station, which crashes right on Kenny. An ambulance comes and takes his body off to the morgue. The boys start to brag about their Halloween costumes. At the morgue, a freak accident involving a bottle of Worcestershire sauce occurs, and next thing you know Kenny is a member of the undead. Kenny breaks free and wanders off into the night.

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Season 01, Episode 08 Starvin' Marvin

S01 E08

Nov 20, 1997
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Starvin' Marvin Nov 20, 1997 The four boys are at Cartman's house watching the "Terrance & Philip Thanksgiving Special" on television. During a break from the show, a Sally Struthers commercial convinces the boys that the prospect of a free "Taiko" sport watch with a five-dollar donation is irresistible. Typical greedy American youth. So Stan dials in, using his mother's credit card number and makes their donation.

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Season 01, Episode 09 Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo

S01 E09

Dec 18, 1997
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Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo Dec 18, 1997 South Park Elementary is on stage rehearsing for the schools play. Kyle begins to sing a song about Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo. Of course, no one has any idea what the heck he's singing about. Kyle explains that Mr. Hankey comes every year to all the good boys and girls who have a lot of fiber in their diet. Everyone thinks he's insane and he gets sent to a mental institute.

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Season 01, Episode 10 Damien

S01 E10

Feb 5, 1998
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Damien Feb 5, 1998 Eric is handing out invitations to his birthday party at school. Mr. Garrison informs them all that there is a new student joining the class. Announcing to all that he is Damien, the son of Satan. Even as Damien demonstrates his demonic powers the children are more loathsome than impressed.

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Season 01, Episode 11 Tom's Rhinoplasty

S01 E11

Feb 12, 1998
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Tom's Rhinoplasty Feb 12, 1998 Mr. Garrison deserts the class for a visit to Tom's Rhinoplasty. All the boys compete for the attention of their beautiful substitute teacher Ms. Ellen.

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Season 01, Episode 12 Mecha-Streisand

S01 E12

Feb 19, 1998
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Mecha-Streisand Feb 19, 1998 The boys meet up with Barbara Streisand who wants to take over the world with Kyle's discovery at an archaeological dig. Leonard Maltin, Sydney Potier, and Robert Smith come to the rescue to defeat Babs and her terrible destruction.

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Season 01, Episode 13 Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut

S01 E13

Feb 26, 1998
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Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut Feb 26, 1998 Cartman needs to find out who his father is but his mom is no help. Learning that his father could be one of the many people that his mom had "relations" with during an annual party called "The Drunken Barn Dance", he finds that there's more to his mother than he thought.

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