Second City Television Season 3

S03 E01
Sep 19, 1980Lee Iacocca's Rock Concert Sep 19, 1980 After Edith Prickley introduces the season, SCTV kicks off its third year with Pirini Scleroso in My Fair Lady (promo only). Then comes the debut of Great White North (aka Kanadian Korner). Earl Camembert gets his tongue twisted during SCTV News. Then it's Lee A. Iacocca Rock Concert, where the host asks the U.S. government to save the show from financial peril.

S03 E02
Sep 26, 1980Thursday Night Live Sep 26, 1980 Guy Caballero introduces Thursday Night Live, comedy for the lowest common denominator (Animal House crassness abound). The second installment of Great White North never has a chance, because Doug McKenzie has his earmuffs on. Harvey K-Tel presents Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? with a cast of fast-talkers. At the end, Walter Cronkite and David Brinkley stray from the point of Point/Counterpoint.

S03 E03
Oct 3, 1980Death of a Salesman Oct 3, 1980 Molly Earle revives her Crazy Crafts series after a 15-year hiatus. Guy Caballero introduces a live production of Death of a Salesman with George Carlin, Deforest Kelly, Ricardo Montalban, and Margaret Hamilton. Playing the ghost of Ben is John Belushi.

S03 E04
Oct 10, 1980My Factory, My Self Oct 10, 1980 Promo: The Young and the Wrestling, Money Talks with Brian Johns: William Douglas, Kanadian Korner 4: Calculators, Promo: Make Me Barf, Dialing for Dollars: My Factory, My Self

S03 E05
Oct 17, 1980Death Motel Oct 17, 1980 Sunrise Semester presents Communicating in Italian. Count Floyd's Monster Chiller Horror Theatre presents the low-budget Death Motel, starring Woody Tobias Jr. and no Dr. Tongue.

S03 E06
Oct 24, 1980The Lone Ranger Show Oct 24, 1980 Sunrise Semester delivers a lesson in Conversational New Yorkese, with the words ""shower,"" ""super,"" and ""lawyer"" as examples. On 60/20, Earl Camembert tries to analyze TV's impact on society and gets impacted himself. Guy Caballero addresses the need to sustain a good orbit for SCTV's satellite.

S03 E07
Oct 31, 1980Play It Again, Bob Oct 31, 1980 Message from Prickley: Play It Again, Bob, Promo: The Trial of Oscar Wilde, Teaser: SCTV News, Kanadian Korner 10: Making Doug Go, Commercial: Roto Rooster, SCTV News: Travel Tips with Earl, SCTV Movie: Play It Again, Bob

S03 E08
Nov 7, 1980Gaslight Nov 7, 1980 Sunrise Semester: Conversational Scottish with Angus Crock, Promo: Chick Monk: Roadie Marriage Counselor, Kanadian Korner 8: Back Packing with Beer on Ski Trips, Dick Cavett: Dick Cavett 88, Gaslight, Sermonette: Father Raoul Wilson

S03 E09
Nov 14, 1980Man's Ability To Imitate Nov 14, 1980 Sunrise Semester: Man's Ability to Imitate with Mr Wilcox, PSA: Concerned Children for Truth In Advertising, Rebuttal: National Organization to Reinstate Cigarette Advertising, Teaser: SCTV News, Kanadian Korner 17: Snowshoes for Spatulas, Promo: Monster Chiller Horror Theatre: The Odd Couple, Promo: Sea Talk, SCTV News: Earl Plugs Products, omment with David Brinkley: Viletones, Promo: The Invisible Man, Cooking With Marcello: Lobster Cacciatore

S03 E10
Nov 21, 1980Mel's Rock Pile Nov 21, 1980 romo: Shakespeare in the Park, Cheryl Kinsey, Traveling Sexologist, Kanadian Korner 19: Boom Shadows, Stuff that Bug Us, Promo: The Merv Griffin Show: Arafat, Liberace, Ferigno, Message from Guy: Viewer Mail, PSA: Participaction, Promo: Flashing Eyes, Mel's Rock Pile: Speed of Light

S03 E11
Nov 28, 1980The Sammy Maudlin Show Nov 28, 1980 Sunrise Semester: Glamour with Veronica Swansong, Message From Prickley: The Sammy Maudlin Show, Kanadian Korner 11: Miracle of Back Bacon, Promo: Stretch Your Arm 110, Ronny Barrett's Sports, Promo: Taxi Driver with Gregory Peck, Commercial: TotaControl, Message From Guy: Announcer screws up, The Sammy Maudlin Show: Bob Hope in China

S03 E12
Dec 5, 1980Night Gallery Dec 5, 1980 Crazy Crafts: Bingo Drop Cans, Teaser: SCTV News, Kanadian Korner 13: Name that Smoke, Promo: Tom Snyder MD, SCTV News: Earl on roller skates, Grizzly Abrams, Hugh Betcha's Night Gallery, Signoff: The National Anthem

S03 E13
Dec 12, 1980Star Wars Dec 12, 1980 Sunrise Semester: Do It Yourself Advertising with Phil, Promo: Chick Monk Roadie for the Defence, Teaser: SCTV News, Kanadian Korner 24: Star Wars, SCTV News: 4th Anniversary, Commercial: Mr Earl Doll, Commercial: Joni Mitchell's For Dogs Only, Bill Needle's Mailbag, Message from Guy: SCTV Premiere of Star Wars, Commercial: Videotech Complete Home Entertainment System, Dialing for Dollars: The Fly Returns to Beneath the Planet of the Apes

S03 E14
Dec 19, 1980Hollywood Salutes Its Extras Dec 19, 1980 Message from Prickley: Hollywood Extras, Commercial: Ella Fitzgerald for Mamorex Cassette Tape, Bill Needle's Mailbag, Promo: Taxi Driver with Dick Cavett, Kanadian Korner 14: Exercise, Commercial: Howards Bristol Cream, Clip: Empires Are a Girl's Best Friend, Clip: Henry, Promo: Hawaii Five-Ho, Hollywood Salutes Its Extras Part, Quint-Promo: White Man, Black Girl

S03 E15
Dec 26, 1980The Irwin Allen Show Dec 26, 1980 Men on Women: Women's Bikinis, Message from Guy: Men on Women, Kanadian Korner 15: Rolling your own with ski mitts, Cooking with Marcello: Breakaway Bottles, Promo: Taxi Driver with Woody Allen, Bill Needle's Mailbag, Message From Guy: Irwin Allen Show, The Irwin Allen Show

S03 E16
Jan 12, 1981Big Brother Jan 12, 1981 Got a Minute with Dr Sid Dithers, Kanadian Korner 28: Mystery Guest, Promo: Taxi Driver with Bob Hope, Message From Guy: The New Year, Message From Prickley: The New Year, SCTV New Year's Eve Party 1983, Stand By Telescreen Bumper Time and Weather, Komrade Kangaroo, Promo: Hanging 22:00 Telescreen Bumper, Comrade Allen, Promo: Doublethink Game Show, The Praise Big Brother Show, Message From Prickley: The New Year, Message From Guy: The New Year

S03 E17
Jan 9, 1981Two Way TV / Pit Bulls Jan 9, 1981 Sunrise Semester: Astrology with Angus Crock, Promo: Monster Chiller Horror Theatre: Georgy Girl, Kanadian Korner 23: The Best Groups and Doug's Imitations, SCTV News: Pit Bulls, Promo: The Cruisin' Gourmet, Two Way TV, Bill Needle's Mailbag, Promo: Crazy Crafts: Ben Laberriere, Sermonette: Rabbi Karlov

S03 E18
Jan 16, 1981Alpha Channel Jan 16, 1981 Commercial: Gordon Lightfoot Sings Every Song Ever Written, Cooking with Marcello: Vatican, Kanadian Korner 18: Sports, Crazy Crafts: Bob, Message from Guy: Alpha Channel, Promo: Alpha Channel, Bill Needle's Mailbag, Dialing for Dollars: Partridge Family Goes to Mars

S03 E19
Jan 23, 1981Midnight Express Special Jan 23, 1981 Sunrise Semester: Basic Photography with Edith Prickley, Commercial: Ella Fitzgerald for Mamorex Video Tape, Kanadian Korner 26: Bowling Loaded, Tri-Promo: Tomorrow, Tonight, Today, Bill Needle's Mailbag, Message from Guy: Midnight Express Special, Abbott and Costello at the Airport

S03 E20
Jan 30, 1981Cookery Crock / Cartoon Coroner Jan 30, 1981 Sunrise Semester: Disasters in the Home with Edith Prickley, Commercial: Nasex Nasal Deodorant, Bill Needle's Mailbag, Kanadian Korner 20: Stuff that Bugs Us, Promo: Freddie De Cordova Show, Cookery Crock, Quincy: Cartoon Coroner

S03 E21
Feb 6, 1981The Mating Game Feb 6, 1981 Promo: Starting Out with Bill Needle, Commercial: Eskimo Arts, Message from Prickley: The Mating Game, Teaser: SCTV News, Kanadian Korner 22: Parking at Donut Places, Promo: Taxi Driver with Sid Dithers, SCTV News: Walter Cronkite, The Mating Game

S03 E22
Feb 13, 1981Gene Shalit's America Feb 13, 1981 Sunrise Semester: Societal Behavior with Norman Gorman, Commercial: Henry Moore for American Express, SCTV Special News Report: Chez Mona, Teaser: SCTV News, Kanadian Korner 29: Kicked out of studio, SCTV News: W.A.S.A.S.L., Comment with David Brinkley: Quality Smoke, Gene Shalit's America, Dialing for Dollars: Space Week

S03 E23
Feb 20, 1981Mel's Rock Pile: MacArthur Park Feb 20, 1981 Sunrise Semester: Greek Travel with Alki Stereopolis, Message from Prickley: Mel's Rock Pile, Promo: Jackie Stewart's Wide World of High Voices, Exercise Is Easy with Lucky Ibsen, Kanadian Korner 30: Stolen Car, Mel's Rock Pile: Richard Harris

S03 E24
Feb 27, 1981Dick Cavett Feb 27, 1981 Cooking With Marcello: Chicken Cacciatore, Promo: The Love Boat: Deer Hunter Special, Kanadian Korner 32: Where to Look for Cops, Promo: Fish 'n CHIPs, Commercial: Logos Galore, Monster Chiller Horror Theatre: Dick Cavett, Dick Cavett: Bobby Bittman

S03 E25
Mar 6, 1981The Cisco Kid Mar 6, 1981 Message from Prickley: The Cisco Kid, Commercial: Marlon Perkins' Wildlife Dinner Restaurant, Promo: Neil Jung, Psychiatrist, Promo: The Love Boat, Kanadian Korner 33: Doug Builds a Studio, The Cisco Kid Part

S03 E26
Mar 13, 1981The Best Of Season 3 Mar 13, 1981 Rerun package: all sketch material was seen earlier in the season.Message from Guy: Satellite Model, Sunrise Semester: Do It Yourself Advertising with Phil, Promo: The Merv Griffin Show: Arafat, Liberace, Ferigno, Kanadian Korner 24: Star Wars, Promo: Taxi Driver with Bob Hope, Dick Cavett: Dick Cavett, Promo: Elvis 'n Costello, K-Tel's Fast-Talking Playhouse: Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?, Tri-Promo: Black Man, White Boy, Promo: My Fair Lady, Promo: My Life One More Time, Commercial: Ella Fitzgerald for Mamorex Video Tape, Signoff: The National Anthem