My Lips Are Sealed

J.D. intervenes when Carla and Turk have relationship problems, suggesting they go for a few drinks...yet J.D.'s friendly gesture only makes things worse when he and Carla share a drunken kiss. The Janitor blackmails Dr. Cox when Jordan is unaware of how he (Dr. Cox) is treating their son. Meanwhile, Elliot deals with a patient with a strange (more than eyebrow raising) condition.