Ramy Season 1
S01 E01Apr 19, 2019
Between the Toes Apr 19, 2019 You know why you’re so confused all the time? You don’t wash between your toes. It’s that simple.
S01 E02Apr 19, 2019
Princess Diana Apr 19, 2019 You dropped out of med school to do what? Dude, the app is called “Snack Swipe.” That shit‘s never gonna work. Just go work for your Uncle… let him teach you how to be man.
S01 E03Apr 19, 2019
A Black Spot on the Heart Apr 19, 2019 So let me get this straight— you don’t do drugs, but you’ll have sex with women you’re not married to…? That’s not nuanced, you’re a hypocrite.
S01 E04Apr 19, 2019
Strawberries Apr 19, 2019 Everyone’s suspicious, man. Maybe your family was in on it, maybe not. Just lay low, and don’t draw attention to yourself. It’ll all die down… maybe. Also, where are all your Mom’s magazines?
S01 E05Apr 19, 2019
Do the Ramadan Apr 19, 2019 Time for a spiritual cleanse. Get this month right, and you’ll have it all figured out. Fast properly, read your Quran, no sex, no porn… bro, close the MacBook! No porn. Just do the Ramadan. Get your life on track.
S01 E06Apr 19, 2019
Refugees Apr 19, 2019 So you’re doing all this soul searching… dope. What about your sister? Can she? Yeah? How can she find herself if she’s gotta be home by ten? What do you think she– Ramy, where are you going?
S01 E07Apr 19, 2019
Ne Me Quitte Pas Apr 19, 2019 Ramy, habibi, it’s Mom. Why don’t you call back? You don’t text, you don’t answer, you don’t even check this voicemail… astaghfirullah… call me. I just want to know you are ok. I made Koshary. Ok, bye.
S01 E08Apr 19, 2019
Saving Mikaela Apr 19, 2019 You need to start getting right with Allah. All you do is focus on yourself… you’re so selfish… And no, not just because he’s in a wheelchair.
S01 E09Apr 19, 2019
Dude, Where’s My Country? Apr 19, 2019 ramy min amreeka! iz3yak ya bro! 3amel eh ya 7obby? wa7eshni awi ya brence, wallahi. so pumped ur coming bro. haven’t seen u since u were 8!! a5bar new york we el 3’orba eh ya basha?? and enta landing when? tell me all the flight infozzz, i’ll be there – whatsapp me habibi.
S01 E10Apr 19, 2019
Cairo Cowboy Apr 19, 2019 Give in, Ramy. Surrender. Stop overthinking things. Sure, it’s a bit unconventional, but you gotta follow your heart. No matter where it leads. Who knows, you might even find some happiness. Inshallah.