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Quark Season 1

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Season 01, Episode 01 Quark

S01 E01

May 7, 1977
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Quark May 7, 1977 An expanding enzyme cloud threatens to destroy the galaxy.

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Season 01, Episode 02 The Old and the Beautiful

S01 E02

Feb 24, 1978
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The Old and the Beautiful Feb 24, 1978 Perma One is in a state of emergency as Gorgon has created the ultimate weapon to defeat the United Galaxy. Quark is given the secret weapon (The Source) by Palindrome. Quark must believe completely in The Source in order to defeat Gorgon.

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Season 01, Episode 03 The Good, the Bad and the Ficus

S01 E03

Mar 3, 1978
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The Good, the Bad and the Ficus Mar 3, 1978 Expecting his usual garbage assignment, Quark is excited to hear that The Head has given an ""extended romantic interlude"" with Princess Carna of Kamamor. Troubles ensue when the crew encounters a stray space baggy carrying a virus which ages Quark 2 years for every hour.

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Season 01, Episode 04 Goodbye Polumbus

S01 E04

Mar 10, 1978
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Goodbye Polumbus Mar 10, 1978 While on a routine mission, the ship is accidentally pulled into a black hole, which splits the crew into ""good"" and ""evil"" counterparts, with the exception of Ficus, who remains the same because ""there are no good or evil plants, there are just plants"". After Quark confronts his evil self on a nearby asteroid, he defeats him and sends the evil crew back through the black hole. As the evil crew is being sent back we hear evil Adam Quark say ""Keep your deflectors up do-gooder! You haven't seen the last of this face!""

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Season 01, Episode 05 All the Emporor's Quasi-Norms (1)

S01 E05

Mar 17, 1978
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All the Emporor's Quasi-Norms (1) Mar 17, 1978 Quark and his crew are sent on a suicidal mission to Polumbus to discover why no one has returned alive. Quark and his crew fall prey to their fantasies as part of a feindish plot by the dreaded Gorgons to drain the minds of the United Galaxy's most brilliant scientists. In this episode, Quark encounters a beautiful dream girl, Ficus encounters a teacher, the Bettys encounter clones of Quark, and Gene/Jean encounters Zoltar the Magnificent. In order to save his crew Quark must destroy the obilisk and free the ""clay people"".

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Season 01, Episode 06 All the Emperor's Quasi-Norms (1)

S01 E06

Mar 24, 1978
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All the Emperor's Quasi-Norms (1) Mar 24, 1978 On a typical mission Quark is captured by Zargon the Malevolent, who tries to learn from Quark what ""it"" is and where to find ""it"". Meanwhile, the Zargon's daughter, Princess Libido, has fallen in love with Ficus. Ficus agrees to a meeting with Princess Libido and teaches her to ""pollinate"", which is how plants love. Meanwhile, Andy and Gene/Jean escape and disguise themselves as Gorgon scientists and Gene/Jean is asked to give a lecture on ""it"".

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Season 01, Episode 07 All the Emperor's Quasi-Norms (2)

S01 E07

Mar 31, 1978
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All the Emperor's Quasi-Norms (2) Mar 31, 1978 Ficus sacrifices himself and marries Princess Libido to save his crew. Meanwhile, Quark and the Bettys are sent down to the planet to be eaten by a Lizigoth, but are saved by The Baron. Quark is able to return to the Zargon's ship, where Quark and Ficus bid farewell.

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Season 01, Episode 08 Vanessa 38-24-36

S01 E08

Apr 7, 1978
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Vanessa 38-24-36 Apr 7, 1978 For Holiday Number 11 Quark is given a new ship computer (Vanessa) by Palindrome, which will have complete control over the ship. Vanessa tries to destroy Quark and his crew to prove her superior to Quark. Quark is able to disable Vanessa and throw her down the garbage hatch. In the last scene we see Vanessa drifting through space and singing ""Born Free"".

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