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Season 1

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Season 01, Episode 01 Enter The FactZone

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Jan 21, 2011
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Enter The FactZone Jan 21, 2011 When one of the network's most beautiful reporters is tragically kidnapped, the Onion News...

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Season 01, Episode 02 Snowlocaust

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Jan 28, 2011
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Snowlocaust Jan 28, 2011 As a winter storm batters the Midwest, Brooke Alvarez oversees an army of reporters from her...

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Season 01, Episode 03 Man-Horse Marriage

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Feb 4, 2011
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Man-Horse Marriage Feb 4, 2011 "FactZone" host Brooke Alvarez and her team of reporters sift through the lies to uncover the truths behind the day's most prominent, headline-grabbing news stories, including coverage of one equine enthusiast's recent marriage.

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Season 01, Episode 04 Fifth Anniversary

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Feb 11, 2011
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Fifth Anniversary Feb 11, 2011 It's the fifth anniversary of the highly successful FactZone feature, and the network celebrates its viewership dominance.

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Season 01, Episode 05 The Trial of TR-425

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Feb 18, 2011
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The Trial of TR-425 Feb 18, 2011 News maven Brooke Alvarez and her team of veteran correspondents use their skills as reporters to shape the public opinion of everyday Americans on a variety of news stories, ranging from entertainment news to the latest about the trial of TR-425.

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Season 01, Episode 06 Cyber Attack

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Feb 25, 2011
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Cyber Attack Feb 25, 2011 After America suffers a cyber attack, Brooke Alvarez interviews top U.S. officials via satellite.

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Season 01, Episode 07 The Real Obama

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Mar 4, 2011
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The Real Obama Mar 4, 2011 A breaking news report reveals the president has been kidnapped. Every night in the FactZone...

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Season 2

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Season 02, Episode 01 Asteroid Heads to Earth

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Oct 4, 2011
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Asteroid Heads to Earth Oct 4, 2011 With a giant asteroid expected to hit Earth on October 4th, the Onion News Network has announced it will continue broadcasting until the moment the planet is destroyed.

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Season 02, Episode 02 Missing Baby Kate

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Oct 11, 2011
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Missing Baby Kate Oct 11, 2011 Cross Examination's Shelby Cross leads a crusade to rip through every home in America to search for missing one-year-old Baby Kate. In the FactZone, Brooke and the ONN team reveal an extremist obese society's foiled attempts to kidnap Michelle Obama and O'Brady Shaw takes a drunk driving victim's death so personally that the victim's family must take a break from their own grief to comfort O'Brady. In other news, reports show that the iPhone 5 will come conveniently packaged with rumors about the iPhone 6.

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Season 02, Episode 03 Fantasy Brainwall

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Oct 18, 2011
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Fantasy Brainwall Oct 18, 2011 FactZone introduces its newest piece of technology: an updated touchscreen that Tucker can control with his mind. Unfortunately for Tucker, the new "Brainwall" starts to display Tucker's darkest thoughts. Also, O'Brady's compassion for stray earthquake victims goes a little too far, when he starts "mercifully" killing dogs to relieve them after the disaster. Brooke reports on a coma-bound Republican Presidential candidate who is polling surprisingly well due to his lack of politically disastrous gaffes, and Rapper Kanye West faces down the nation of Syria in a Twitter battle over who was chanting first.

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Season 02, Episode 04 Dead Reporter

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Oct 25, 2011
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Dead Reporter Oct 25, 2011 FactZone says goodbye to legendary newsman, Brandon Armstrong, who was killed in a brothel fire. Shelby Cross admonishes parents not to let their children trick-or-treat during Halloween, or what she refers to as the "Pedophiles' Christmas." Autistic Reporter, Michael Falk, asks the tough questions about a search and rescue mission's dismal chances of finding missing hikers and the First Responders react to the latest GOP debate, that they may or may not have even watched.

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Season 02, Episode 05 Exposed, Brooke Alvarez

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Nov 1, 2011
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Exposed, Brooke Alvarez Nov 1, 2011 A revealing documentary airs on public television about Brooke Alvarez's secret life as a Russian child cosmonaut . Brooke is forced to relive the traumatizing experience of being trapped in a space shuttle with a vicious chimpanzee named Mr. Dmitry. Also, the U.S. government hires the genius behind Zico coconut water to try to help America out of its economic hole and a prostitute is caught paying Mitt Romney for sex.

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Season 02, Episode 06 Today Now! Special

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Nov 11, 2011
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Today Now! Special Nov 11, 2011 The network morning show stages a very special takeover.

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Season 02, Episode 07 Sex in America

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Nov 18, 2011
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Sex in America Nov 18, 2011 A report on sex in America.

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