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Never the Twain

Comedy1981 - 199111 Seasons
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Never the Twain (1981 - 1991)

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424 Votes
Comedy 1981 - 199111 Seasons

Comedy about two rival antique dealers.Never the Twain featuring Donald Sinden and Windsor Davies is not currently available to stream, rent, or buy but you can track it for updates. It's a comedy show with 67 episodes over 11 seasons. Never the Twain is no longer running and has no plans to air new episodes or seasons. It has an average IMDb audience rating of 6.6 (424 votes).

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Never the Twain is a classic comedy that was released in 1981, offering a nostalgic look at humor from that era.

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The show revolves around the comedic rivalry between two antique dealers, providing a unique and entertaining premise that sets it apart from other comedies.

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Despite its age, Never the Twain has maintained a respectable IMDb audience rating of 6.6 out of 10, indicating its enduring appeal to viewers.

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Never the Twain Season 11 Overview

Sep 4, 1991 - Oct 9, 1991

Season 11 of Never the Twain has 6 episodes that are not available to stream or rent on any services. Track the series to get notified when an episode becomes available on your services.

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Season 11, Episode 06 The First of the Queue
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S11 E06The First of the Queue
Oct 9, 1991

Oliver tells Simon about a bargain in a shop, which leads to extraordinary efforts by the two to be first...

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Season 11, Episode 05 Two Fools and Their Money
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S11 E05 Two Fools and Their Money
Oct 2, 1991

Both Simon and Oliver are in financial difficulties and decide to approach their bank manager.

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Season 11, Episode 04 There Goes the Bride
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S11 E04 There Goes the Bride
Sep 25, 1991

Aunt Eleanor decides to get married after a whirlwind romance.

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Never the Twain Season 10 Overview

Sep 5, 1990 - Oct 10, 1990

Season 10 of Never the Twain has 6 episodes that are not available to stream or rent on any services. Track the series to get notified when an episode becomes available on your services.

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Season 10, Episode 06 A Car by Any Other Name
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S10 E06 A Car by Any Other Name
Oct 10, 1990

The vicar wants to sell his car and gets Simon to help, while Oliver is also selling his car. A...

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Season 10, Episode 05 There But for the Grace of God
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S10 E05 There But for the Grace of God
Oct 3, 1990

Simon comes across an old acquaintance who is down on their luck.

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Season 10, Episode 04 Happy Holiday
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S10 E04 Happy Holiday
Sep 26, 1990

A weekend away for Simon and Oliver in Ringo's mother's country cottage. Trouble is that it's the wrong weekend.

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Never the Twain Season 9 Overview

Sep 6, 1989 - Dec 28, 1989

Season 9 of Never the Twain has 7 episodes that are not available to stream or rent on any services. Track the series to get notified when an episode becomes available on your services.

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Season 09, Episode 07 A Winter's Tale
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S09 E07 A Winter's Tale
Dec 28, 1989

Christmas time. Simon and Oliver volunteer to keep watch overnight in the local church.

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Season 09, Episode 06 Bonjour Paris
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S09 E06 Bonjour Paris
Oct 11, 1989

Off to Paris but soon they are in trouble at the restaurant and with the police, also causing a lot...

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Season 09, Episode 05 Neighbours
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S09 E05 Neighbours
Oct 4, 1989

Simon holds a meeting of the Residents' Association. There is a new resident who is about to move in and...

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Never the Twain Season 8 Overview

Oct 24, 1988 - Nov 28, 1988

Season 8 of Never the Twain has 6 episodes that are not available to stream or rent on any services. Track the series to get notified when an episode becomes available on your services.

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Season 08, Episode 06 It's a Long Way to Friern Barnet
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S08 E06 It's a Long Way to Friern Barnet
Nov 28, 1988

Lyn and David move to their new flat. Oliver and Simon decide to help them by redecorating the flat.

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Season 08, Episode 05 Moving On
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S08 E05 Moving On
Nov 21, 1988

The house-hunting by Lyn and David reaches a conclusion. It causes Simon and Oliver to think about their own situation.

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Season 08, Episode 04 Never Say Die
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S08 E04 Never Say Die
Nov 14, 1988

Simon has to go into hospital but confusion arises.

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Never the Twain Season 7 Overview

Jan 27, 1988 - Mar 2, 1988

Season 7 of Never the Twain has 6 episodes that are not available to stream or rent on any services. Track the series to get notified when an episode becomes available on your services.

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Season 07, Episode 06 Fasten Your Seat Belts
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S07 E06 Fasten Your Seat Belts
Mar 2, 1988

Simon & Oliver get severely drunk on Simon's birthday, and decide to visit their children in Canada.

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Season 07, Episode 05 Born to Blush Unseen
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S07 E05 Born to Blush Unseen
Feb 24, 1988

Gardening Time. Oliver has something to show from his gardening efforts.

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Season 07, Episode 04 The Second Time Around
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S07 E04 The Second Time Around
Feb 17, 1988

Mrs Sadler is missing Banks. Fortunately, there is a happy ending for both of them.

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Never the Twain Season 6 Overview

Jan 15, 1987 - Feb 19, 1987

Season 6 of Never the Twain has 6 episodes that are not available to stream or rent on any services. Track the series to get notified when an episode becomes available on your services.

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Season 06, Episode 06 Affairs of the Heart
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S06 E06 Affairs of the Heart
Feb 19, 1987

Simon's ex-wife Stephanie arrives unexpectedly.

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Season 06, Episode 05 The Battle of Deveraux Dale
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S06 E05 The Battle of Deveraux Dale
Feb 12, 1987

Lady Deveraux asks Simon and Oliver to take part in a historical re-enactment of a Civil War battle, the battle...

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Season 06, Episode 04 A Night to Remember
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S06 E04 A Night to Remember
Feb 5, 1987

Burglars are in the neighbourhood, leading to an eventful night for the two households.

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Never the Twain Season 5 Overview

Jan 8, 1986 - Feb 12, 1986

Season 5 of Never the Twain has 6 episodes that are not available to stream or rent on any services. Track the series to get notified when an episode becomes available on your services.

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Season 05, Episode 06 Definitely Not Cricket
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S05 E06 Definitely Not Cricket
Feb 12, 1986

Lady Devereaux offers Simon some sporting memorabilia at knock-down prices provided he captains her staff cricket team against the rival...

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Season 05, Episode 05 Reading Between the Lines
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S05 E05 Reading Between the Lines
Feb 5, 1986

Simon is aghast to learn that oily solicitor Brimley, with whom he was at school, is handling the property next...

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Season 05, Episode 04 Kung Who
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S05 E04 Kung Who
Jan 29, 1986

Simon takes up judo to defend himself against likely muggers and invites Oliver to accompany him to his class at...

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Never the Twain Season 4 Overview

Nov 8, 1984 - Dec 13, 1984

Season 4 of Never the Twain has 6 episodes that are not available to stream or rent on any services. Track the series to get notified when an episode becomes available on your services.

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Season 04, Episode 06 Come Fly with Me
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S04 E06 Come Fly with Me
Dec 13, 1984

Despite Mrs Sadler's premonition of disaster Oliver and Simon decide to fly to Canada to see their children, with suspiciously...

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Season 04, Episode 05 Loves' Neighbours' Lost
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S04 E05 Loves' Neighbours' Lost
Dec 6, 1984

Simon and Oliver both believe they stand a chance with Caroline and, after sabotaging each others' cars in order to...

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Season 04, Episode 04 No Flame Like an Old Flame
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S04 E04 No Flame Like an Old Flame
Nov 29, 1984

Simon gets a visit from his first love, Janis Hunter, now a very wealthy widow. The promise of money leads...

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Never the Twain Season 3 Overview

Oct 10, 1983 - Nov 14, 1983

Season 3 of Never the Twain has 6 episodes that are not available to stream or rent on any services. Track the series to get notified when an episode becomes available on your services.

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Season 03, Episode 06 Not on the Same Wavelength
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S03 E06 Not on the Same Wavelength
Nov 14, 1983

Both dealers are invited onto local radio to talk about antiques but, since the producer is a member of his...

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Season 03, Episode 05 The Welsh Connection
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S03 E05 The Welsh Connection
Nov 7, 1983

When Lyn and David opine that their over-weight fathers should go on a diet the two men join forces to...

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Season 03, Episode 04 The End of the Line
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S03 E04 The End of the Line
Oct 31, 1983

Simon and Oliver are concerned when Lyn and David claim that they do not want children, David pretending to have...

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Never the Twain Season 2 Overview

Sep 7, 1982 - Oct 12, 1982

Season 2 of Never the Twain has 6 episodes that are not available to stream or rent on any services. Track the series to get notified when an episode becomes available on your services.

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Season 02, Episode 06 The More We Are Together
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S02 E06 The More We Are Together
Oct 12, 1982

When David does Oliver's accounts he discovers that Oliver has not been entirely honest about his profits. The tax inspector...

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Season 02, Episode 05 If You Knew Susan
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S02 E05 If You Knew Susan
Oct 5, 1982

Simon's unpretentious younger sister Susan comes to stay and Simon is perturbed that she likes Oliver and starts going out...

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Season 02, Episode 04 Blood Brothers
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S02 E04 Blood Brothers
Sep 28, 1982

Whilst visiting Oliver Simon has a fall and badly cuts himself, being rushed to hospital. Having the same blood group...

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Never the Twain Season 1 Overview

Sep 7, 1981 - Oct 19, 1981

Season 1 of Never the Twain has 6 episodes that are not available to stream or rent on any services. Track the series to get notified when an episode becomes available on your services.

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Season 01, Episode 06 Father of the Groom
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S01 E06 Father of the Groom
Oct 19, 1981

Simon throws a dinner party for the Smallbridges where inevitably Lyn and David try to keep the peace. After the...

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Season 01, Episode 05 Nothing But the Truth
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S01 E05 Nothing But the Truth
Oct 5, 1981

Lyn and David vow that they will never lie to each other. Their fathers are sceptical - and gleeful when...

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Season 01, Episode 04 A Matched Pair
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Sep 28, 1981

Not only is Oliver's golf club membership refused but his shop is burgled. However the duelling pistols that he reports...

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All Seasons of Never the Twain

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Season 1
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Season 2
6 Episodes
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Season 3
6 Episodes
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Season 4
6 Episodes
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Season 5
6 Episodes
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Season 6
6 Episodes
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Season 7
6 Episodes
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Season 8
6 Episodes
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Season 9
7 Episodes
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Season 10
6 Episodes
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Season 11
6 Episodes

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Never the Twain Overview

Comedy about two rival antique dealers.

Age rating: N/A
Number of seasons: 11 Seasons
Number of episodes: 67 Episodes

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Related Genres: Comedy
Original Release Date: Sep 7, 1981
Show Status: Ended
Next episode release: N/A