I've Got a Secret Season 9

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Dana Andrews Jan 6, 1960 1. Henry Morgan "I couldn't get the goose through U.S. customs." 2. "We're going to eat the last piece of our wedding cake tonight." 3. Guest Dana Andrews: The answer to each question incorporates a New Year's resolution recommended to that panel member by someone in the audience.

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No Celebrity Jan 13, 1960 1. "Two months ago our mother was a finalist … in a bathing beauty contest." 2. "I'm Garry Moore's stand-in on television" 3. The panel are asked to finish each of four sentences on paper and then guess which panelist wrote what.

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Edmond O'Brien Jan 20, 1960 1. "We share the same telephone party line." 2. "I own the only diamond mine in the United States." 3. Guest Edmond O'Brien: Has recently been photographed with all four panelists, but at the time none of them knew it was he.

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Jack E. Leonard Jan 27, 1960 1. Carton contains "a live shark." 2. Guest Jack E. Leonard: Tries on various hairpieces that are being judged by three women chosen from the audience. 3. "I learned to play the drums when I was one year old."

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Jean-Pierre Aumont Feb 3, 1960 1. "I have a soprano singing voice … I also sing tenor and baritone … I also sing bass." 2. Some dresses are modeled, and then the models are revealed to have male-dominated jobs. 3. "My home town voted me Man of the Year." 4. Guest Jean-Pierre Aumont: Henry and Durward are provided with materials from which they are to design dresses for Carol and Bess.

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Steve Allen Feb 10, 1960 No details available.

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Peter Lorre Feb 17, 1960 1. "I have my pet goat at the end of this string … " 2. "My name is Law … I'm a sheriff." "My name is Burns … I'm a fireman." 3. Guest Peter Lorre: The panel are challenged to identify items using only one of their five senses.

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Zsa Zsa Gabor Feb 24, 1960 1. "Today is my birthday.", "Today is my birthday, too...." 2. Guest Zsa Zsa Gabor: "I'm wearing a dress made out of a potato sack." 3. "I'm going to perform one of my musical compositions … the 'instruments' I will use are: a water pitcher, an iron pipe, a goose call, etc.

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Lloyd Bridges Mar 9, 1960 1. "My identical twin brother is at the end of this rope." 2. "We have our own private coal mine … It's in the basement of our house." 3. Guest Lloyd Bridges: It appears Bridges is on stage wearing a diving suit, In fact, Bridges is in the audience and the man on stage is a lookalike.

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Olivia de Havilland Mar 16, 1960 1. "The 'fuel' that powers this car is sunlight." 2. "I wrote 'When Irish Eyes Are Smiling.'" 3. Guest Olivia de Havilland: In preparation for St. Patrick's Day, most of the center line of Fifth Avenue has been painted green. One panelist is to be chosen to do the remaining paint job.

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Laurence Harvey Mar 23, 1960 1. "Garry Moore just picked me out of the studio audience." 2. "I'm going to drive a nail through a 2-inch board … with one of these bananas." 3. Guest Laurence Harvey: He actually played the first contestant.

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Janis Paige Mar 30, 1960 1. "I gave Betsy Palmer her first job … She was my secretary." 2. Gutenberg Bible worth $500,000. 3. Guest Janis Paige: Tomorrow is Henry's birthday. To decide what to get him, she took some items from his apartment. The secret is that the items actually are from the homes of the other three panelists.

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Mel Torme Apr 7, 1960 1. "I used to play bass fiddle with a jazz quartet … We're going to have a reunion here tonight." 2. "We're going to teach Betsy Palmer and Bess Myerson how to do … the latest teenage dance craze." 3. Guest Mel Torme: "I'm going to sing a song … It was written by Henry Morgan 7 years ago."

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Julius LaRosa Apr 13, 1960 1. "I wrote a musical composition … It was performed by the Philadelphia Orchestra." 2. "We made our wives' Easter bonnets." 3. Guest Julius LaRosa: Several dozen eggs are placed on stage. The panel then are blindfolded. Each woman has to locate one of the eggs with her feet, pick it up, and place it in her partner's basket.

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Nancy Walker Apr 20, 1960 1. "I own the oldest automobile in the U.S. … It was built in 1867" 2. "Two weeks ago I had the measles … the mumps at the same time … and chicken pox … and a cold … " 3. Guest Nancy Walker: Performs spring cleaning chores, which each panelist must take over doing after questioning.

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Art Linkletter Apr 27, 1960 1. "We all live at the YWCA." 2. "I was sealed in the nose cone of a rocket for 7 days." 3. Guest Art Linkletter: The panel are tested on how easily they can recognize each other while blindfolded.

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Arthur Treacher May 4, 1960 1. "I'm the only singer who dared … to record Henry Morgan's song" 2. "Each of us won a Pulitzer Prize this week." 3. Guest Arthur Treacher: One of the panelists will be sent to London immediately to cover Princess Margaret's wedding for the Daily Mirror.

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Wally Cox May 11, 1960 1. Three crew members circumnavigated the globe in 84 days. 2. Recap of Betsy's London news assignment. 3. "I can tap dance while standing on my hands." 4. Guest Wally Cox: "I have enough full-size furniture to fill a room." He and Garry rush around assembling the furniture.

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Burgess Meredith May 25, 1960 1. "I'm going to sing every other line of a song… My twin sister is going to sing the alternate lines." 2. Guest Burgess Meredith: Does a dramatic reading of a story Garry wrote." 3. "I'm going to give Garry and the panel … trampoline bouncing lessons."

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Jane Wyman Jun 1, 1960 1. "I'm holding Garry Moore in the air." 2. "I have 5 brothers and sisters backstage … They're all taller than I am." 3. Guest Jane Wyman: Panel are given aptitude tests.

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Anthony Perkins Jun 8, 1960 1. "I graduated from Annapolis/West Point today." 2. "Postage stamps worth more than half a million dollars." 3.Guest Anthony Perkins: The show is moving out of the Mansfield Theater. During questioning, the set is dismantled and everyone leaves the panel to go to a farewell party.

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Jay North Jun 15, 1960 1. Will play a duet with Garry on his "pogo cello" and her "idiot stick." 2. "I fought a boxing match with Ingemar Johansson … I won!" 3.Guest Jay North: "We're going to have a frog jumping contest."

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Van Johnson Jun 22, 1960 1. "I was not playing the clarinet just now." … "I was." 2. "I made the dresses Betsy and Bess are wearing tonight." 3. Guest Van Johnson: The blindfolded panelists step into wet cement.

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Victor Borge Jun 29, 1960 1. Guest Victor Borge: Garry is sent away on vacation and leaves the stage during the questioning. Afterward, the panel draw straws to determine which of them will host the rest of the show. 2. "Henry Morgan plays me in a movie." 3."I'm the U.S. Spelling Bee Champion." The panel then are challenged to spell words.

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George Jessel Jul 6, 1960 1. "The other musicians are my sisters … We are quadruplets." 2. "I once struck out 18 men and won a game — blindfolded." 3. Write-in contest: "Our town wants the 'I've Got a Secret' footprints because…" 4. Guest George Jessel: Has to identify jokes from their punchlines.

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Tony Randall Jul 20, 1960 1. "I'm going to smoke 6 cigars and whistle at the same time." 2. "One of us is a girl." 3. Guest Tony Randall: Sets up a scene by assigning characters to the panel, himself, and Garry, and then they will ad lib the dialog.

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Johnny Carson Aug 3, 1960 1. "I'm going to send a message by Morse Code … I'm going to receive a message by Morse Code … " 2. "We were born in the same hour of the day … of the same day of the same month …" 3. Guest Johnny Carson: Hooked up to a lie detector, occasionally he answers the blindfolded panel's questions with lies.

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Polly Bergen Aug 10, 1960 1. "I'm going to hold a piano player on my shoulders … I'm going to hold a piano on my knees." 2. "I won first prize in a needlepoint sewing contest." 3. Guest Polly Bergen: Asks the blindfolded panel revealing questions, while relatives of theirs stand behind them to corroborate their answers.

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Alan King Aug 17, 1960 1. In his box is "A watermelon … It weighs 119 pounds." 2. "All of us star in our own TV program" 3. Guest Alan King: Tests whether men or women are better at loading the trunk of a car. The men and women pair off and try to load their respective trunks.

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Gloria Swanson Aug 24, 1960 1. "I've got carrots in my ears." 2. "This music roll plays piano, flute, snare drum, bass drum, cymbal, etc." 3."I arranged 421 blind dates for a dance next week … Bess Myerson is my blind date — and she doesn't know it." 4.Guest Gloria Swanson: Panel are shown clips from silent films, they ad lib what they think is the dialog.

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Kid Contestants Aug 31, 1960 All the contestants are kids Theme is "What did you do this summer?"

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Vic Damone Sep 7, 1960 1. "Both of us won gold medals in the Olympics last week." 2. Guest Vic Damone: Four contestants from a beard-growing contest are behind the curtain. The panel are challenged to style their beards so as to resemble those in photographs.

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Carol Burnett Sep 21, 1960 1. "I play music on people … I'm going to play a song on the panel." 2. "Bill Cullen shaved off my beard on this show last week." 3. Guest Carol Burnett: Models clothes borrowed from Betsy's and Bess's closets.

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Jonathan Winters Sep 28, 1960 1. Dog has same-size, 9-year-old horse, on end of rope. 2. We played in the 1st World Series - on opposite teams. 3. Guest Jonathan Winters: "My Mother is leading the applause in the studio."

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William Bendix Oct 12, 1960 1. "While my husband was at the races today … I flew to Bermuda for lunch." 2. "I'm wearing a suit designed for exploring the moon." 3. Guest William Bendix: Garry has a paper bag put over his head and the panel then try to construct a composite sketch of his face from memory.

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Arlene Francis Oct 19, 1960 1. "I collected 40 insects for a school project ...", his brother: "I ate them all." 2. "I hit the home run that won the World Series for Pittsburgh." 3. Guest Arlene Francis: Debate between the sexes. One panelist is confronted with a statement he or she made concerning the opposite sex, and another panelist of that sex rebuts the statement.

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John Payne Oct 26, 1960 1.Garry introduces this as a "truncated" version of the show 2. "We went 7 miles into the ocean … straight down." 3. Guest John Payne: The panel are shown cliffhangers from silent films and have to guess what happens next.

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Gisele MacKenzie Nov 2, 1960 1. "The world needs two Henry Morgans," so The Amazing Randi proceeds to cut Henry in half. 2. "We're all losers in a Bill Cullen lookalike contest … I won the contest." 3. Guest Gisele MacKenzie: "I'm going to play a violin due tonight … with a chimpanzee."

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Audrey Meadows Nov 9, 1960 1. "When I was a little girl … Garry Moore was my baby sitter." 2. Guest Audrey Meadows: Guest is interviewed and then the panel have to remember what the guest said. 3. "We made the first Dixieland jazz record."

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Peter Ustinov Nov 23, 1960 1. "We adopted and support a Korean orphan." 2. "I'm going on a diet — starting tomorrow." 3. Guest Peter Ustinov: "I'm going to teach the panel how to carve a turkey."

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Myrna Loy Nov 30, 1960 1. "I'm wearing 14 different outfits." 2. "He taught me how to speak English." 3. Guest Myrna Loy: Betsy and Bess act out four good qualities for men to have to excess during the questioning.

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Vivian Vance Dec 7, 1960 1. "I'm speaking English … backwards!" 2. "I played an 18-hole round of golf and … I shot two holes-in-one … I lost the game." 3. Guest Vivian Vance: The panel attempt to shape dough into pretzels along a moving conveyor belt, competing against a pretzel-making machine.

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Eva Gabor Dec 14, 1960 1. "This machine will paint a picture of a face." 2. Guest Eva Gabor: "My dress is made of Christmas gift-wrapping paper." 3. "I'm a singer … I'm going to make up a song about tonight's show."

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Faye Emerson Dec 21, 1960 1. "On Christmas Eve, we're celebrating our 50th anniversary. … On Christmas Eve, we're celebrating our 25th anniversary … On Christmas Eve, I'm getting married." 2. "I made that Christmas tree … out of 200,000 toothpicks." 3. Guest Faye: "I'm going to dress Henry Morgan as Santa Claus."

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Celebrity Relatives Dec 28, 1960 All contestants are performers with famous relatives. 1. "My father is Bud Collyer." 2. "My father is U.S. Supreme Court Justice William O. Douglas." 3. "My father is Walter Brennan." 4."Our father is Mitch Miller."