Honey, I Shrunk the Kids: The TV Show Season 3
S03 E01Sep 25, 1999
Honey, Name That Tune Sep 25, 1999 Wayne goes back in time to prove to his family that the Bopkas and the song he likes really do exists. Well there he finds out that they are russian spies with plans to take over the world by overthrowing parents. The family goes back in time to find and help him stop them. One question remains if they never sang the song, then where did he hear it. Watch it to find the answer
S03 E02Oct 2, 1999
Honey, It's A Billion Dollar Brain Oct 2, 1999 Wayne brings a dead man's brain back to life. The man has an evil plan to take Wayne's family away. Wayne must stop this guy.
S03 E03Oct 9, 1999
Honey, It Takes Two to Mambo Oct 9, 1999 Diane's sister, Elaine, is in town. Wayne doesn't like her. So he and Amy tried to lock up the house to make Elaine think they aren't home but Diane came down and let her in. So Wayne tries to invent something so he could understand her. As usual Wayne's creation went wrong and Elaine's personality got into Wayne's Brain. Now the family must work together to get everything back to normal until they found out that the Elaine's help is evil. She took control of Elaine's body. Now the family must stop her.
S03 E04Oct 16, 1999
Honey, We're on TV Oct 16, 1999 Wayne and the kids settles down to watch tv during a big storm in town. He had invented a remote control that will bring any tv shows you could ever watch from the past to now. (sounds awesome, doesn't it?) Well, somehow they get sucked into the tv. Nick goes through a few shows destined for destruction in each of them. Wayne and Amy goes looks for Nick before time runs out. They finally all land in an animated show. Diane and the Chief come home and finds them in the tv. Can they pull Wayne and the kids out?
S03 E05Nov 6, 1999
Honey, It's Gloom and Doom Nov 6, 1999 Wayne is busy trying to perfect his Hypolyptical Organic Oxide Ray (a.k.a. the Hoo-Ray), a device based on mood-ring technology that will cause people to be happy, thus ending war and boosting global self-esteem. Wayne's new foreign assistant, Vlad Bolvahnicz, cautions that changing nature isn't necessarily a good thing. For example, because of accidental global warming, his once-frozen country is now covered with grass and butterflies, destroying their snowshoe and dog-sled economy. Wayne, however, is not convinced. While working late on the project, Vlad is visited by members of the Global League of Oppressed Madmen (GLOOM). Vlad is actually an anarchist too, and his job at Jentech is part of GLOOM's eco-terrorist plot to teach the industrialized, polluting Western hemisphere a lesson by destroying a key polluter city. GLOOM is thwarted, but Wayne realizes they were doing the wrong things for the right reasons -- science shouldn't try to change the way people think and feel - and he
S03 E06Nov 6, 1999
Honey, I'm Kung Fu Fighting Nov 6, 1999 Ninjas invade Matheson, and Team Szalinski is in for a lot of kung fu fighting to save the town. The ninjas first arrive at a restaurant while the Szalinkis are having dinner with Jake. When they attack, Wayne fights back and the ninjas retreat, warning that they'll be back. A monk, Master P'tui, appears to help Wayne and teach him martial arts. Wayne has several fights with the ninjas as he tries to protect his family and friends. Meanwhile, Nick, tired of being bullied into doing other people's homework, invents a spray that can turn anyone into a kung fu expert. Lord Bilious, an odd British fellow, wants Diane to defend him after he tried to bribe town officials and landowners to sell him the town. Turns out Lord Bilious is as crazy as he is rich. After Amy sees his manservant, Neato, giving money to the ninjas, Lord Bilious admits he hired the ninjas to take over the town so he could build an empire. When Lord Bilious kidnaps Diane and Amy, Wayne and Nick rush to fight Bilious and
S03 E07Nov 13, 1999
Honey, I'm Not Up to Par Nov 13, 1999 Crazy greedy Jennings bets his company even though he can't play golf very well. He askes Wayne to build golf clubs to help them win. Jennings gets hurt so poor Wayne must play. In the later part of the game he realizes that golf is geometric. Will he come through saving the company and the town? Meanwhile Diane and the kids are feeling crowded with Wayne's invention so they decided to sell the stuff they dont' use but after a while people don't like them so now they have to get them all back.
S03 E08Nov 20, 1999
Honey, It's One Small Step for Mankind Nov 20, 1999 Randy Rude the Science Dude comes into town to visit. He wants to get married so Wayne tries to fix him up wiht the love chair and love booster. Somethings happen when Randy tries to leave with the van and pressed the booster button that blasts them into space. Or were they really in space? Find out where they really were. hm
S03 E09Nov 27, 1999
Honey, You're Driving Me Like Crazy Nov 27, 1999 Amy can drive!! She and the family looks for a car and they buy a junky one. Wayne re-designs it completly into the wierdest car you've ever seen. Also included is a safe-t-guy that gives you tips about pratically everything. She is grounded for some reason and snucks out of the house. She tries to trip the wire to stop safe-t-guy from talking, resulting in making him drive them off the cliff. The family gets a call from Amy and they go after her to stop safe-t-guy and the car from going off the cliff. Will they make it?
S03 E10Dec 18, 1999
Honey, the Play's the Thingie Dec 18, 1999 Amy begs Wayne to direct a play to save a community theatre. He reluctantly agrees and finds people coming to his doorstep to try out. Meanwhile three aliens came to the house to fix their spaceship. The aliens came here since they know amy and the family. Bads guys are after the aliens so the family is on the look out while being in the play.
S03 E11Jan 8, 2000
Honey, He Ain't Rude, He's My Brother Jan 8, 2000 Wayne's brother Randy Rude the Science Dude comes to town with his show. He invites Wayne to help him get the ratings up. Wayne agrees to help but unbeknownist to him, he started taking over. When he realizes this he plans a way to pay back for all the times that Wayne has taken over.
S03 E12Jan 15, 2000
Honey, You Won't Believe What Happens Next Jan 15, 2000 Wayne invents a pair of glasses to watch the solar eclipse with his family. Some how he could see the future with the glasses. He and the chief goes out to prove that it was real. The rest of the family had trouble getting to the eclipse. Amy lost her note, the bus broke down for Nick, and Diane was in a dog case. Wayne sees the future where his family nearly gets killed. Can he save them in time?
S03 E13Jan 22, 2000
Honey, Situation Normal, All Szalinski'd Up Jan 22, 2000 Amy wants to get into college, and Wayne wants to help impress the recruiter who's coming to dinner at the Szalinski house. Worried about being embarrassed by her family, Amy convinces Diane to talk to Wayne about acting normal during dinner. Diane talks to Wayne while he's working on the Psycho-Cybernetics Generator, a machine that makes one's thoughts happen in real life. He's offended and they quarrel. Diane blurts out that she wishes they were a normal family just as she's zapped by the generator. The next day Diane becomes frozen in time and, lost inside her thought of a normal family, learns that normal can be boring. Worried that Diane might not know she's trapped in a dream, Wayne wires them both to the generator, which projects his thoughts into Diane's head. If Wayne can join Diane in her thought, he can help her get back to her very un-normal life. And he needs to do it before they are turned into normal people and Diane's dream becomes reality. With another recruiter on the
S03 E14Jan 29, 2000
Honey, It's the Fixer-Uppers Jan 29, 2000 Wayne, Jennings and the Chief all lied so they can go to a concert. Wayne is acting crazy because he doesnt' like to lie to his wife (thats good). The chief convinces that it is ""fabrication"" (bad). Things go wrong when Wayne tries to fix the fridge. His hinge thing ruins the kitchen so now they have to clean the kitchen. Mishappens just keep happening. As usual Jennings makes things worst. Can they get everything back in order before the family comes back? Amy Diane and Nick are at the zoo trying to save it. Amy, who usually messes everything up, let's a journalist in, against the zoo's wishes, because he was ""cute"". So now they must get the guy out.
S03 E15Feb 5, 2000
Honey, I'm on the Lam Feb 5, 2000 Amy writes a good story about her dad and his inventions. Two mobsters, one that looks like Wayne, finds Wayne and decides to switch, so they can get in the clear. They kidnapp Wayne and the bad guy goes into the house. After a while Wayne gets taped and tied at a hotel and Amy figures out what's going on. Will the bad guys get caught? and will Wayne get home safely??
S03 E16Feb 12, 2000
Honey, I'm the Wrong Arm of the Law Feb 12, 2000 Many different things are happening here. Wayne makes police stuff for the Chief. Jake is running to be chief for another 2 years is reluctant and wont' listen the rest of the family.The Family are at a commmunity service, serving meals. People protest and the cook quits. Jewel thiefs ties the family up. Wayne goes after Jack to warn him and save his family.
S03 E17Feb 19, 2000
Honey, It's An Interplanetary, Extraordinary Life Feb 19, 2000 Diane is running to become partner in her law firm. She must host a dinner for a man and his wife. The time hopper is broken and Wayne is trying to repair it. Which sends them into time and space. During the dinner some stranges things happen. First the time hopper brings some guy from the past. Then the worst thing could happen. The time hopper went wacko and sent the house to some other planet with strange animals that its everything. Now the family and the couple must work together to get everything back to normal. Will Diane get her new job? Will Wayne get the time hopper fixed?
S03 E18Feb 26, 2000
Honey, I'm Spooked Feb 26, 2000 At the beginning of the show we see two men in the 1800s digging a trunk that they claim was haunted. Now back to the trunk, Diane somehow comes in possesion with the so called haunted trunk. Strange things begin to happen, a cable bit Wayne, Nick turns into a plant, and Amy gets posessed. Thieves attempt to steal the trunk, but did not successful. Now the family has to figure out how to get Nick back to normal and get rid of the spooky things that are happening. With the help of an expert, will they succeed?
S03 E19Apr 29, 2000
Honey, Like Father, Like Son Apr 29, 2000 When a Candadian secret service Recruits Wayne to capture a Fiendish villian that Wayne once went to school with, plans to capture him go haywire, and Amy is Dating his son! Amy finds out that her supposed boyfriend is using her to steal one of Waynes inventions, she tries to stop him, but will Amy suceed? And, will Wayne and the Chief stop the bad guys? You will have to find out yourself.
S03 E20May 6, 2000
Honey, Growing Up Is Hard to Do May 6, 2000 Nick wants to appear on a show called Smart Mouth because he belives he knows everything. Everyone tells him that he is too young. Nick makes a formula that will make him look older. He tries out for Smart Mouth and bribes Amy into covering for him. Near the end his parents finds out so they made the antidote. Now they must convince Nicky to go back to normal or he will be a grown up forever!
S03 E21May 13, 2000
Honey, I Shrink, Therefore I Am May 13, 2000 The shrink ray is not working. It is acting like an automatic machine gun. Anything that moves it goes after. It shrinks Amy, Jack, Wayne and Jake. Now they must try to get big again. Daine has a big suprise for eveyone at the end of the show ""winks"".
S03 E22May 20, 2000
Honey, Whodunit? May 20, 2000 Wayne writes a story in his lab about a detective who must solve a case that becomes extremely confusing. Some of the people looks very familiar in his story.