Half in the Bag Season 2013
S2013 E01Jan 23, 2013
The Last Stand and A Haunted House Jan 23, 2013 Mike and Jay discuss The Last Stand, Arnold Schwarzenberg’s mediocre return to starring in mediocre action movies! They also spend more time contemplating the Marlon Wayans spoof comedy A Haunted House than Marlon Wayans did when he wrote the script.
S2013 E02Feb 7, 2013
Warm Bodies and Movie 43 Feb 7, 2013 Mike and Jay discuss some movie that they’ve already forgotten the title of, as well as the critically darling, Movie 43.
S2013 E03Feb 22, 2013
A Good Day to Die Hard Feb 22, 2013 Mike and Jay discuss Bruce Willis’ latest paycheck. Meanwhile, Mr. Plinkett puts his foot down about the progress of his VCR repair.
S2013 E04Mar 5, 2013
Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters and Jack the Giant Slayer Mar 5, 2013 Mike and Jay discuss the latest action fantasy films adapted from old timey fairy tales, and discuss this baffling recent trend.
S2013 E05Mar 14, 2013
Oz the Great and Powerful and Return to Oz Mar 14, 2013 Mike and Jay discuss all things Oz! As well as deal with Mr. Plinkett’s recent drug addition problem.
S2013 E06Apr 7, 2013
Evil Dead Apr 7, 2013 Mike and Jay literally got to Hell to discuss yet another remake. This time it’s Evil Dead, a modern update on the Sam Raimi cult classic.
S2013 E07Apr 25, 2013
Oblivion and The Lords of Salem Apr 25, 2013 After burying the body of Mailman Tommy, Mike and Jay discuss the sci fi action film Oblivion, directed by the guy responsible for everyone’s favorite movie, Tron: Legacy. They then discuss the horror film The Lords of Salem, directed by the guy responsible for everyone’s OTHER favorite movie, the Halloween remake.
S2013 E08May 9, 2013
Iron Man 3 and Pain & Gain May 9, 2013 While business begins to boom at the VCR repair shop, Mike and Jay use their lunch break to talk about the latest Marvel film Pain & Gain, as well as Michael Bay’s newest product, Iron Man 3.
S2013 E09May 24, 2013
Star Trek Into Darkness May 24, 2013 Wanna hear Mike, Jay, and Rich Evans talk about Star Trek Into Darkness for 45 minutes? WARNING: 90% of this episode is spoilers. So if you haven’t seen the movie yet and want to avoid spoilers, maybe skip this one. And if you haven’t seen the movie yet and don’t care about spoilers, there’s a lot of stuff mentioned in this episode that won’t make a lot of sense to you until you’ve seen the movie.
S2013 E10Jun 6, 2013
The Hangover Part III and After Earth Jun 6, 2013 In the epic conclusion to Half in the Bag’s “Hipster Trilogy,” Mike and Jay discuss the “final” Hangover film (unless it makes a ton of money and a Hangover part IV is rushed into production) as well as After Earth, the latest collaboration of two of cinema’s finest: M. Night Shyamalan and Will Smith.
S2013 E11Jun 20, 2013
Man of Steel Jun 20, 2013 Mike, Jay, and their new friend Rich Evans (a different Rich Evans or something) discuss the latest iteration of Superman, this one being too cool and “real” to actually be called Superman. Also, Mr. Plinkett receives some distressing news that may lead to him losing his house! Is this the end of Half in the Bag??!! (spoiler: it isn’t)
S2013 E12Jul 11, 2013
White House Down and the Lone Ranger Jul 11, 2013 Mike and Jay discuss two recent flops that both have the exact same poster.
S2013 E13Jul 16, 2013
Grown Ups 2 Jul 16, 2013 Mike and Jay check out the latest Adam Sandler comedy, and their reaction may surprise you.
S2013 E14Jul 18, 2013
Pacific Rim Jul 18, 2013 Mike and Jay discuss Guillermo Del Toro’s sci fi fantasy monsters vs. robots film Pacific Rim.
S2013 E15Aug 16, 2013
The Wolverine vs. X-Men Origins: Wolverine Aug 16, 2013 Jay and Mike take on The Wolverine and also discuss the film that came before that, Xmen origins: Will. i. Amverine.
S2013 E16Oct 7, 2013
The Conjuring, Only God Forgives, Blue Jasmine, and THINGS Oct 7, 2013 Jay and Mike find Plinkett to be the new roommate of an old friend as they discuss some movies they saw over the summer, as well as an old piece of trash called Things.
S2013 E17Oct 25, 2013
Gravity and Carrie Oct 25, 2013 Mike and Jay give Mr. Plinkett some chores to do while they discuss the lost in space adventure film Gravity starring George Clooney and Sandra Bullock as well as the horror flop Carrie.
S2013 E18Nov 14, 2013
Ender’s Game and Thor: The Dark World Nov 14, 2013 Mike and Jay discuss a recent sci-fi flop and a sci-fi hit. First up is Ender’s Game, based on the novel by Orson Scott Card and then the Marvel sequel Thor: The Dark World, in which Mike and Jay constantly refer to magical elves as aliens because who cares?
S2013 E19Dec 16, 2013
The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug Dec 16, 2013 Happy Holidays, everyone! In this special Christmas episode Mike and Jay put Mr. Plinkett to work so they can be lazy and discuss Peter Jackson’s latest six hour movie about little people walking around a lot, The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug.