Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 3

S03 E01
Sep 14, 1966Lies, Lies, Lies Sep 14, 1966 Gomer tries to convince his friends that a movie star has invited them all to a barbecue at her house.

S03 E02
Sep 21, 1966Crazy Legs Gomer Sep 21, 1966 Carter plans to use Gomer to win the inter-squad competition.

S03 E03
Sep 28, 1966Gomer the Carrier Sep 28, 1966 Gomer and Carter are the only ones who don't come down with German measles.

S03 E04
Oct 5, 1966Caution: Low Overhead Oct 5, 1966 Sgt. Carter sets out to expose a fraud by proving to Gomer that the man who sold him a cheap watch is a crook.

S03 E05
Oct 12, 1966Show Me The Way to Go Home Oct 12, 1966 Gomer is accused by a drunk's wife of turning her husband into an alcoholic.

S03 E06
Oct 19, 1966How to Succeed in Farming Without Really Trying Oct 19, 1966 Carter sabotages Gomer's garden by putting vodka in his prize watermelon.

S03 E07
Oct 26, 1966Gomer and the Little Men From Outer Space Oct 26, 1966 Carter sends Gomer to a psychiatrist when he claims he has seen men from outer space.

S03 E08
Nov 2, 1966The Borrowed Car Nov 2, 1966 Gomer is arrested after wrecking Sgt. Carter's car.

S03 E09
Nov 9, 1966Gomer Pyle, Super Chef Nov 9, 1966 Carter bets Sgt. Hacker that he can't teach Gomer to cook a meal.

S03 E10
Nov 16, 1966Marry Me, Marry Me Nov 16, 1966 Gomer dates a girl with similar interests, then discovers that she considers them engaged after the first date.

S03 E11
Nov 23, 1966Cold Nose, Warm Heart Nov 23, 1966 Carter gives his girlfriend a puppy only to find himself competing with it for her affections.

S03 E12
Nov 30, 1966Follow That Car Nov 30, 1966 Gomer and Carter are captured by smugglers.

S03 E13
Dec 14, 1966It Takes Two to Tangle Dec 14, 1966 Sgt. Carter learns Bunny was seen with another man.

S03 E14
Dec 21, 1966Whither the Weather Dec 21, 1966 Gomer can predict the weather better than the weather bureau.

S03 E15
Dec 28, 1966Love's Old Sweet Song Dec 28, 1966 A songstress applauds Gomer's song with a kiss.

S03 E16
Jan 4, 1967Gomer the Recruiter Jan 4, 1967 Gomer unwittingly signs up a fugitive bank robber as a new recruit.

S03 E17
Jan 11, 1967The Secret Life of Gomer Pyle Jan 11, 1967 Carter suspects Gomer has been spending his Sundays at the beach; then tries to meet the beauties Gomer appeared with in a magazine.

S03 E18
Jan 18, 1967Go Blow Your Horn Jan 18, 1967 Carter tries to transfer Gomer to the Marine band.

S03 E19
Jan 25, 1967You Bet Your Won Ton Jan 25, 1967 Gomer holds a farewell dinner in a Chinese restaurant, not knowing it is a front for a gambling operation.

S03 E20
Feb 1, 1967Sue The Pants Off 'Em Feb 1, 1967 Two shyster lawyers try to get Gomer and Carter to file a false damage suit after a near miss from an automobile.

S03 E21
Feb 8, 1967Gomer the Card Shark Feb 8, 1967 Carter and Duke use Gomer to expose a card cheat.

S03 E22
Feb 15, 1967To Re-enlist or Not to Re-enlist Feb 15, 1967 Sgt. Carter attempts to keep Gomer from re-enlisting.

S03 E23
Feb 22, 1967Lou Ann Poovie Sings Again Feb 22, 1967 The Marine's favorite nightclub singer returns: Lou-Ann Poovie, who looks like a dream and sings like a nightmare. Sgt. Carter fights for her favors with two rivals -- Gomer and Duke.

S03 E24
Mar 1, 1967Gomer, the Welsh Rarebit Fiend Mar 1, 1967 Gomer's love for Welsh rarebit causes him to sleepwalk -- and to tell off Carter.

S03 E25
Mar 8, 1967Sing a Song of Papa Mar 8, 1967 A club owner wants Gomer to sing every night.

S03 E26
Mar 15, 1967Where There's a Will Mar 15, 1967 Carter volunteers Gomer for a parachute jump.

S03 E27
Mar 22, 1967Lost, the Colonel's Daughter Mar 22, 1967 Gomer loses the colonel's daughter at a go-go club, then tracks her to a beatnik den.

S03 E28
Mar 29, 1967The Crow Ganef Mar 29, 1967 Gomer's new friend, a crow, turns out to be a thief, plundering everyone -- and stashing the loot in Gomer's locker.

S03 E29
Apr 5, 1967One of Our Shells is Missing Apr 5, 1967 Carter and Gomer hunt for a live mortar shell which the private lost during practice.

S03 E30
Apr 12, 1967Lou Ann Poovie Sings No More Apr 12, 1967 When Lou-Ann is about to be fired from her job as a nightclub singer, Gomer finds her a job as a salesgirl.