Flavor of Love

Mark Seen

Fifteen Beds and a Bucket of Puke Jan 1, 2006 Flavor Flav welcomes 20 women to his macadocious mansion with the hope of finding the next great love of his life. To start things off he gives the girls nicknames (he'd never be able to remember their real ones) and then throws a get-to-know-ya mixer in the backyard by the pool. But this isn't your ordinary bachelor! Catty posturing and half naked swimming lead up to the first elimination ceremony. As the ceremony commences, one of the girls is absent only to be found face down on the living room couch...vomiting. Five girls are going home, will the puker be eliminated?

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Rub a Dub Flav Jan 8, 2006 Flavor Flav challenges his remaining fifteen Flavorettes to a never before attempted hot tub speed dating competition. That's right, fifteen hottubs, fifteen half naked girls, and one bathrobe clad rap star. The girls are given ten minutes each to leave a lasting impression on Flav as he scuttles wet and shivering from tub to tub in his fuzzy leopard print slippers. In the end, three girls are chosen because Flav "was feelin'" (it's a metaphor) them the most. The drama in the house gets heavier and heavier between New York and other ladies which leads to a loud dinner and a dirty rat.

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A Friend of Flav's is a Friend of Mine Jan 15, 2006 Ten girls are left and the competition is getting stiff. Flav divides the girls into groups of five and presents them with two challenges. In the first challenge, he wants five of the girls to meet some old friends of his. The girl that his old friends like the best will get a private date with Flav. Much to the girls' surprise, Flav drops them off to assist at an old folks home. The second challenge, Flav wants the other five girls to throw a birthday party for some pals of his. The girl his pals like the best will also win a private date with Flav. But instead of dropping them off at a nightclub, Flav escorts the girls to a gazebo in the park where a birthday is in process with twenty five screaming four year olds. It's time to see what kind of Moms these girls will make. Will the girls who win the private dates save themselves from he next elimination? Or will they put their foot in their mouth, along with their white zinfandel? Either way, two girls have got to go!

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The Flavor of Chicken Jan 22, 2006 Flavor Flav has a special surprise for his eight remaining ladies. His "moms", Anna Drayton has come to visit. She is going to take her son and the eight girls to church and then out for tea. Hopefully these girls remembered to pack something respectable to wear because the house of God is no place for a thong bikini. The next day, Flav, who loves food, challenges the girls to a fried chicken cook off. The ladies will attempt to make fried chicken from his mother's secret recipe. The girl who makes the best chicken gets a date out with Flav and his mom. The winner had better mind her table manners because Mother Drayton is going to have a say in which girl is going home tonight.

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What Happens in Flavor Stays in Flavor Jan 29, 2006 Flavor Flav is a good luck person. So he needs a good luck woman. To test the girls on this trait, he flies the seven remaining women to Vegas on his private jet. The girl who wins the most money at the roulette table then will accompany him on a private date in a five star Vegas restaurant while the other girls hit a taco stand and then head for the strip clubs. The next day, Flav challenges the girls to the Five Senses Heptathlon, testing each of the girls on their smell, taste, sound, touch, and... visual assets. So after sniffing, licking, groping, ogling, and listening to the girls sing badly, Flav tallies the scores. The girl who scored the highest overall gets some private time with Flav in his Jacuzzi bath. Flav finds a lucky girl who appeals to all his senses, but his world is thrown upside down when some tragic news affects his elimination plans. One girl leaves... but not the one Flav intended.

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Intterogitted Feb 12, 2006 There's six girls left so Flav brings out the big guns. He flies Brigitte Neilsen into town to get to know the girls a little better. And to really get the dirt, Brigitte has set up a lie detector test for the Flavorettes. After grilling the girls, Brigitte takes them out on the town where the sparks really begin to fly. Over brunch the next day, Brigitte downloads Flav over who he should keep and who he should lose in the upcoming elimination. It's a sweetly strange reunion, folks, with a surprise ending even we didn't see coming.

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Flav's Trippin' Feb 19, 2006 Four girls are left so Flav decides it's time to hit the road. Flav takes two of the young ladies to Palm Springs for a spa retreat where things get muddy, wet and crazy. The other two young ladies he takes on Safari to the San Diego Wild Animal Park and then to a world-class hotel in old town.

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Series Premiere Aug 5, 2006 All hell breaks loose when two of the young contestants get in a fist fight over a bed. Flav has...

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Sumthin's Stinkin' in the House of Flav Aug 6, 2006 Flavor Flav welcomes 20 new women to his mansion with the hope of finding someone "real" this time around. But all hell breaks loose when two of the young contestants get in a fist fight over a bed. Flav has to throw the instigator out and this all happens before he even gets to the nicknames. Flav throws a get-to-know-ya mixer in the backyard but this year he's got a spy among the ladies to peep out the fakes and golddiggers. The elimination ceremony sees four women go, but that's not nearly the end of the show as one young lady leaves a special "present" for Flav on his imported Italian marble floor.

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Flav Is Blind Aug 13, 2006 Flavor Flav challenges his remaining fourteen Flavorettes to a blind speed dating competition (to get to know them without the influence of "physicality-ness"). But things fall apart when Flav realizes he can't eat something he can't see. The girls are given ten minutes each to leave a lasting impression on Flav as he stumbles from table to table. In the end, Flav chooses three girls whom he "was feelin'" (literally and metaphorically) the most as he indulges in a bucket of KFC. The next day, the three girls that won the speed dating competition accompany Flav on a group date to the "Gonzoleers" (gondolas) in the LBC. But things go awry as Flav tries to stick to the tradition of kissing all the girls as they pass under the bridges and one of his lovelies reveals she has no interest in kissing her man. Will she be one of the next to go?

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She Works Hard for Her Money Aug 19, 2006 Twelve girls are left and jealousy is running rampant.

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She Works Hard for Her Honey Aug 20, 2006 Twelve girls are left and jealousy is running rampant. Flav divides into groups of six and presents them with two challenges.

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Jelly on the Telly Aug 27, 2006 Flav wants a girl who knows how to move. He invites choreographers to come to the house and teach them how to break it down. Girls divide into three teams, with Flav as the judge.

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Famous Friends and Strangeness Sep 3, 2006 Flav invites friends in the hip hop industry to his house to test who's really here for Flav and who wants to get with someone famous. A special surprise guest will also appear.