Family Guy Season 13
S13 E01Sep 29, 2014
The Simpsons Guy Sep 29, 2014 In a special hour-long crossover with The Simpsons, the Griffins meet the Simpson family when they end up in Springfield after their car is stolen. Stewie takes lessons in pranks and skateboarding from Bart, while Lisa discovers - to her annoyance - that Meg is as good at playing the saxophone as she is. Peter bonds with Homer as they locate the missing car, but then they fight after Peter loses his job when Pawtucket Patriot is revealed to be a copy of Duff Beer.
S13 E02Oct 6, 2014
The Book of Joe Oct 6, 2014 Peter helps Joe fulfill his dream of getting a book published, only to take over as the writer. In the meantime, Brian develops an extreme thirst for exercise.
S13 E03Oct 20, 2014
Baking Bad Oct 20, 2014 Peter and Lois decide to open a cookie store, but Peter ruins things when he decides to bring clients in his own way.
S13 E04Nov 10, 2014
Brian the Closer Nov 10, 2014 Brian's cosmetic surgery leads him down a new career path as a real estate agent, which gets him into trouble with Quagmire.
S13 E05Nov 17, 2014
Turkey Guys Nov 17, 2014 On the night before Thanksgiving, Brian and Peter drunkenly devour the holiday bird, and then must go out to find a replacement. In Peter absence, Chris attempts to step up and become the man of the house.
S13 E06Dec 8, 2014
The 2,000-Year-Old Virgin Dec 8, 2014 After running into Jesus at the Quahog Mall, Peter is stunned to discover that the Son of God is still a virgin. So, he enlists Quagmire and Cleveland to help him throw Jesus the best birthday ever by finding a way to help him become a man.
S13 E07Jan 5, 2015
Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure Jan 5, 2015 To help Chris ace his ninth grade history class, Stewie and Brian employ the time travel machine for educational purposes. Not surprisingly, all three get stuck in the past.
S13 E08Jan 12, 2015
Our Idiot Brian Jan 12, 2015 When Brian takes the SATs for Meg but doesn't do very well, the family starts to doubt his intelligence; Peter tries to show Brian the upside of being stupid.
S13 E09Jan 26, 2015
This Little Piggy Jan 26, 2015 Meg is thrilled to be recruited as a model, but it turns out to be for a very specific type of modeling: the foot-fetish industry. Meanwhile, Brian accompanies Stewie on an open-road adventure when Stewie decides he wants to experience life outside of preschool.
S13 E10Feb 9, 2015
Quagmire's Mom Feb 9, 2015 After discovering his checks are actually a large size post-it pad, Peter demands he have access to the checking account. While at the bank, Peter & Lois discover that his first name is actually Justin, so Peter embraces his new partying “bro” lifestyle. Meanwhile, Joe arrests Glenn after he sleeps with an underage girl, which leads to an unexpected reunion.
S13 E11Feb 16, 2015
Encyclopedia Griffin Feb 16, 2015 Peter, Quagmire, Joe and Cleveland form a neighborhood detective agency, and are stunned to discover that Chris is a thief. Meanwhile, Lois is worried about Chris' delusional relationship with his new girlfriend, but also sees it as an opportunity for Peter to copy Chris' romantic gestures.
S13 E12Mar 9, 2015
Stewie is Enceinte Mar 9, 2015 Brian decides he doesn't want to hang out with Stewie anymore, so Stewie tries to save their relationship by having a baby ... or seven ... by using Brian's DNA to impregnate himself. Meanwhile, Peter, Joe, Quagmire and Cleveland attempt to make a viral video.
S13 E13Mar 16, 2015
Dr. C and the Women Mar 16, 2015 Meg gets a new job at the airport, where she's instantly popular for being the hottest employee there. Meanwhile, Cleveland becomes a therapist and starts giving Peter and Lois relationship advice, but Peter quickly becomes frustrated and threatens to tell Donna a big secret about what went down at Cleveland's bachelor party.
S13 E14Apr 13, 2015
#JOLO Apr 13, 2015 When Peter accidentally discovers a missing child, he is hailed as town hero. Meanwhile, Joe quits his job and heads to Niagara Falls to live life to the fullest.
S13 E15Apr 20, 2015
Once Bitten Apr 20, 2015 After attending obedience school, Brian becomes much more submissive, and Peter realizes he misses his old, feistier pal. Meanwhile, Chris makes a new friend at school, but feels betrayed when he discovers it was all a ploy to get closer to Meg.
S13 E16Apr 27, 2015
Roasted Guy Apr 27, 2015 Peter's friends roast him. With his feelings hurt, he seeks refuge by befriending a group of gossipy women.
S13 E17May 4, 2015
Fighting Irish May 4, 2015 Peter claims he would beat Liam Neeson (guest voice Liam Neeson) in a fight, but when he is put to the test, he learns that winning is tougher than it seems. Meanwhile, Stewie becomes jealous when Lois decides to be a class mom and starts paying more attention to the other kids over him.
S13 E18May 18, 2015
Take My Wife May 18, 2015 Lois books a fun couple’s vacation in the Bahamas. But, much to Peter’s surprise, it turns out to be a marriage counseling program instead. Meanwhile, Carter watches the kids at home and becomes frustrated that they’re too into their electronics to play games the old-fashioned way. So he tries to fix it himself.
S13 E19May 17, 2015
Take My Wife May 17, 2015 Lois books a couple's vacation, but to Peter's shock it turns out to be a marriage counseling program; Carter becomes frustrated because the kids are so into their electronics.