Family Guy Season 12
S12 E01Sep 30, 2013
Finders Keepers Sep 30, 2013 Peter is convinced that a restaurant placemat is a treasure map. Word quickly spreads about the alleged cache, sparking a city-wide search and turning the citizens of Quahog against each other.
S12 E02Oct 7, 2013
Vestigial Peter Oct 7, 2013 After a vestigial twin grows out of Peter's neck, which he names Chip, he eventually starts realizing that people like Chip more than they like him, so Peter has him amputated. However, after Peter gets into trouble, he realizes he needs Chip more than ever.
S12 E03Nov 4, 2013
Quagmire's Quagmire Nov 4, 2013 Quagmire dates a woman named Sonja, who is just as sexually active as he is, but things take a turn for the worse when she kidnaps him to be her sex slave, so Peter, Joe and Ida must search the seedy back alleys of Quahog to rescue him. In the meantime, Brian, Stewie and Rupert get involved in a most unusual love triangle.
S12 E04Nov 11, 2013
A Fistful of Meg Nov 11, 2013 When Meg spills her lunch on the new kid at school, he makes plans to end her. Meanwhile, Peter keeps harassing Brian in the nude until it reaches the breaking point.
S12 E05Nov 18, 2013
Bobba-Dee Babba-Dee Nov 18, 2013 The Griffins go to Italy and are faced with annoying immigration laws after Peter destroys their passports.
S12 E06Nov 25, 2013
Life of Brian Nov 25, 2013 Stewie and Brian travel back in time to 17th-century Jamestown and make too many close calls with changing history. Stewie decides to destroy his time machine, but comes to regret it when Brian dies after being hit by a car. Devastated by his death, the Griffin family goes out and adopts another dog from the pet store, Vinnie, who is quickly accepted by all the members of the Griffin family, other than Stewie, who can't get over the loss of Brian.
S12 E07Dec 9, 2013
Into Harmony's Way Dec 9, 2013 When Peter and Quagmire discover that their singing voices create beautiful harmony together, they form a singing/songwriting team, in the vein of Simon and Garfunkel. However, tensions run high when fame gets to Peter’s head.
S12 E08Dec 16, 2013
Christmas Guy Dec 16, 2013 When Carter Pewterschmidt cancels the annual Quahog Christmas carnival, because he hates the holiday, Peter must transform his father-in-law from a Scrooge into a hometown hero in order to salvage the event. Meanwhile, Stewie devises a master plan to get the one and only thing he wants for Christmas.
S12 E09Jan 6, 2014
Peter Problems Jan 6, 2014 or, How Peter Got His Groove Back.When Peter finds he can't perform his, um, er, uh, manly duties, he enlists Quagmire and Joe to help him get his mojo back.
S12 E10Jan 13, 2014
Grimm Job Jan 13, 2014 From Grimm to Griffin, three classic fairy tales get a new Quahog spin, including "Jack and the Beanstalk," "Little Red Riding Hood" and "Cinderella."
S12 E11Jan 27, 2014
Brian's a Bad Father Jan 27, 2014 Brian tries to use Dylan's television connections to further his career.
S12 E12Mar 10, 2014
Mom's the Word Mar 10, 2014 When Peter's mother dies, he befriends her longtime pal Evelyn, who tries to seduce him. In the meantime, Stewie feels despair upon dealing with the realities of death.
S12 E13Mar 17, 2014
3 Acts of God Mar 17, 2014 Peter grows frustrated when players on opposing teams continue to thank God after defeating his beloved New England Patriots football team, so he and the guys embark on a global quest to find God and ask Him to stop interfering with the outcome of professional football games.
S12 E14Mar 24, 2014
Fresh Heir Mar 24, 2014 Chris becomes the heir to Carter's fortune but refuses to accept the money; Peter desperately tries to keep the wealth in the family.
S12 E15Mar 31, 2014
Secondhand Spoke Mar 31, 2014 Peter takes up smoking cigarettes, and is approached by Mr. Stone, an advertising executive who wants Peter to be the face of his anti-smoking campaign under the caveat that Peter continues to smoke. Meanwhile, Stewie helps Chris battle bullies at school.
S12 E16Apr 7, 2014
Herpe the Love Sore Apr 7, 2014 Brian gives Stewie an STD. Meanwhile, Peter and the guys fight back when another group claims their booth at The Drunken Clam.
S12 E17Apr 14, 2014
The Most Interesting Man in the World Apr 14, 2014 When Peter takes Stewie to the park for some quality father-son time, he mistakenly takes the wrong baby home, prompting Lois to call him an idiot. Determined to prove to her that he's a responsible adult, Peter goes on a business trip to Chicago and returns as an intelligent, classy person.
S12 E18Apr 28, 2014
Baby Got Black Apr 28, 2014 Chris is forbidden to see Jerome's daughter Pam, so when the kids run away together, Jerome and Peter must work together to find them.
S12 E19May 5, 2014
Meg Stinks! May 5, 2014 Meg has fun partying with Peter when he takes her to a college for an interview. Brian must learn how to live in the wild when he gets sprayed by a skunk and is prohibited from entering the house.
S12 E20May 12, 2014
He's Bla-ack May 12, 2014 Cleveland returns to town, but is instantly banned from spending time with Peter when Lois and Donna get into a big fight over parenting.
S12 E21May 19, 2014
Chap Stewie May 19, 2014 When Peter and Chris interrupt Stewie’s TV time, the angry baby goes back in time to break up Peter and Lois so he’s never conceived, but is shocked when he is reborn into a “Downton Abbey”-esque British household.