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Season 03, Episode 01 Noir Gang

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Jan 6, 1996
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Noir Gang Jan 6, 1996 Feeling ""creatively obligated by a film-noir parody,"" Cornfed calls their new client ""a dame,"" whose name is Tamara La Boinque. Later he confesses to a priest about betraying his partner, when they both fall in love with their client.

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Season 03, Episode 02 Forbidden Fruit

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Jan 13, 1996
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Forbidden Fruit Jan 13, 1996 Duckman is slapped with a sexual harassment charge by the French nanny that Bernice has hired to tutor the boys. It seems the nanny isn't who she appears to be. In search of solitude Duckman moves in with Fluffy and Uranus; even they reach their breaking point with him.

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Season 03, Episode 03 Grandma-ma's Flatulent Adventure

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Jan 20, 1996
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Grandma-ma's Flatulent Adventure Jan 20, 1996 The family makes plans to put Grandma-ma in a rest home. While taking her there, Duckman gets distracted and loses track of her. Grandma-ma embarks on a flatulent adventure and later when Cornfed and Duckman find her, she appears to be dead. Duckman makes the funeral arrangements.

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Season 03, Episode 04 Color of Naught

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Jan 27, 1996
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Color of Naught Jan 27, 1996 Duckman again foils King Chicken's plot for revenge. This time King Chicken has produced a product that makes everything beautiful, everything except Duckman. The only problem being is that this product is actually a virus that de-evolves everything. Duckman must again battle King Chicken and save the world.

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Season 03, Episode 05 Sperms of Endearment

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Feb 10, 1996
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Sperms of Endearment Feb 10, 1996 Bernice, Duckmans sister-in-law, decides she wants to have a child of her own. After trying the dating scene she decides to give artificial insemination a go. Due to a mis-communication and over abundance of, er, 'product', the service gives her Duckmans 'donation'. Hilarity ensues as Duckman and Bernice are incompatible in every [in] conceivable way.

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Season 03, Episode 06 A Room With a Bellevue

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Feb 17, 1996
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A Room With a Bellevue Feb 17, 1996 Duckman gets placed in a mental institution after pleading temporary insanity to a charge of public ranting. He likes the strict regimentation of the institution (compared to the anarchy and choas of outside the institution) so much that he decides to have himself permanently commited. Cornfed comes to rescue Duckman from the institution, but is to late as he has already been given shock treatment. Luckily Cornfed has a book on brain surgery and gets Duckman back to 'normal'.[note: the original version of this episode has a small section where Duckman is being dragged through a room where some residents are being given a test, and Dr. Stein asks them about seeing Duckman and a question of time. For some strange reason this scene is usually cut.]

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Season 03, Episode 07 Apocalypse Not

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Feb 24, 1996
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Apocalypse Not Feb 24, 1996 After the city gets attacked by one of Duckmans over-inflated dolls, the city decides to have an emergency drill where all the residents go underground till the drill passes. Duckman fails to know about the drill and has a city-wide 'party' (involving mass destrution) while all the residents are gone. Eventually the residents return to chase Duckman out of town.

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Season 03, Episode 08 Clear and Presidente Danger

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Mar 2, 1996
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Clear and Presidente Danger Mar 2, 1996 Duckman and group win a trip to a third-world country. Duckman starts a revolution with his ranting and gets placed into power where he becomes as corrupt as the last rulling paty. This requires Cornfed to form a revolution and rescue Duckman and group.

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Season 03, Episode 09 The Girls of Route Canal

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Mar 9, 1996
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The Girls of Route Canal Mar 9, 1996 Charles and Mambo are in love and look to Duckman for advice. He tells them a Bridges of Madison County-esque story of how he and their mother met and fell in love.

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Season 03, Episode 10 The Mallardian Candidate

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Mar 16, 1996
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The Mallardian Candidate Mar 16, 1996 Former comedian Iggy Catalpa hires Duckman to investigate a conspiracy where the only evidence is a sock missing from his laundry. The conspirators capture Duckman and brainwash him into killing the only one who can stop them, Cornfed.

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Season 03, Episode 11 Pig Amok

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Apr 6, 1996
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Pig Amok Apr 6, 1996 (Willabald Feivel) Cornfed finds out from his father via a documentary co-written with Ken Burns, that he has a genetic disease that gives him a choice, either lose his virginity, or die in 24 hours. Duckman tries to help him out, but Bernice saves the day and Cornfed pledges his undying love. He becomes dejected when she rejects him and tries to commit suicide.

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Season 03, Episode 12 The Once and Future Duck

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Apr 13, 1996
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The Once and Future Duck Apr 13, 1996 Ajax opens a rift in the time/space continuum with his clock radio. Duckman discovers from a future version of himself that his future hinges on Charles and Mambo's tuba recital. Unfortunately Duckman tries to use these visits from his future selves to make a his decisions and suddenly discover every little decision he makes has a big impact on his future.

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Season 03, Episode 13 The One With Lisa Kudrow in a Small Role (a.k.a. Planet of the Dopes)

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Apr 20, 1996
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The One With Lisa Kudrow in a Small Role (a.k.a. Planet of the Dopes) Apr 20, 1996 Ajax is abducted by redneck aliens and taken to a planet where Duckman is praised as a deity and Ajax revered as ""The son of Dod.""

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Season 03, Episode 14 Aged Heat

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Apr 27, 1996
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Aged Heat Apr 27, 1996 A Grandma-ma look-a-like robber switches places with the her to make an escape. Duckman suspects that Grandma-ma isn't quite herself, of course no one believes him. The Agnes reveals herself and holds the family hostage.

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Season 03, Episode 15 They Craved Duckman's Brain!

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May 4, 1996
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They Craved Duckman's Brain! May 4, 1996 Duckman is cast in a hospital educational film with Joe Walsh; for his part he is put into a MRI chamber. The film crew is thrown out of the lab and Duckman forgotten. Left too long in the chamber, a mutation occurs which a doctor identifies as a cure for cancer. Now everyone wants Duckman's brain for their own purposes. Meanwhile, Agnes is still impersonating Grandma-ma.

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Season 03, Episode 16 The Road to Dendron

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May 11, 1996
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The Road to Dendron May 11, 1996 A parody of the Hope/Crosby Road pictures is done in this episode as Duckman and Cornfed act as chaperones for Ajax's class trip to the Sudan. Ajax is kidnapped. Duckman and Cornfed must rescue Ajax from a Sultan, his Fakir and a beautiful princess.

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Season 03, Episode 17 Exile in Guyville

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May 25, 1996
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Exile in Guyville May 25, 1996 A young child is related the tale of how Duckman and Bernice led a nationwide division of sexes, all this because of his ad for lingerie. Duckman and the men move to the west coast. Bernice and the woman move to the east coast. The children have a different idea.

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Season 03, Episode 18 The Longest Weekend

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Jun 22, 1996
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The Longest Weekend Jun 22, 1996 Duckman and the neighbors get together to form an association after another neighborhood association appears to be getting preferential treatment from the city. Duckman is elected head of the association and he becomes Patton-like as the two neighborhood associations go to war. The civil war breaks out within their neighborhood association.

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Season 03, Episode 19 The Amazing Colossal Duckman

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Jun 29, 1996
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The Amazing Colossal Duckman Jun 29, 1996 Through a unique combination of chemicals, Duckman gets a rare blood disease that causes him to grow several inches each time he gets angry and rants & raves. Realizing that he can't control himself after growing several feet, Duckman exiles himself to a desert island.

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Season 03, Episode 20 Cock Tales for Four

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Jul 6, 1996
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Cock Tales for Four Jul 6, 1996 Duckman and Bernice go to meet the parent's of Ajax's girlfriend. The parents turn out to be ""King"" Chicken and his wife; surprisingly for the moment he and Duckman make up. Bernice and the ""King"" also mend their fence; however, Honey makes a play for Duckman to put things back to normal.

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