Hickory, dickory, dock — the Dice Man's back and he's ready to rock. The semi-true stories of Andrew Dice Clay, whose unique brand of humor often gets him in trouble. Once on top, the comedian now must work to resurrect his career, pay his gambling debts, manage his sons’ rock band, fend off old fans and keep his family afloat.
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Season 1Showtime | Hulu | Rent or Buy
S01 E01Apr 11, 2016
Elvis Apr 11, 2016 Dice is tasked with getting his girlfriend's brother a wedding gift, but he gets distracted at the casino and loses $100,000, which he then desperately tries to win back.
S01 E02Apr 18, 2016
Ego Apr 18, 2016 A sex quiz reveals that Dice and Carmen merely "sizzle" in bed, so Dice makes it his mission to get her to "boil." Meanwhile, actor Adrien Brody asks Dice if he can shadow him as part of his research for an upcoming role.
S01 E03Apr 25, 2016
Prestige Apr 25, 2016 Dice gets upset when a plaster mold of his penis goes missing from an art show. Meanwhile, after Dice accidentally dings Criss Angel's Lamborghini, the "Mindfreak" sets out to use his magic against him.
S01 E04May 2, 2016
Alimony May 2, 2016 Dice tries to find work when he learns that Carmen is still receiving alimony payments and gets a meeting at the Tangiers Casino. But the meeting is for 7:30 in the morning, an impossible time to wake up for.
S01 E05May 9, 2016
Sal Maldonado May 9, 2016 Milkshake uses a fake name at a steakhouse to sound "mobbed up." Meanwhile, Dice gets fired as the manager of his sons' heavy metal band and is replaced by a slick Hollywood agent.
Season 2Showtime | Rent or Buy
S02 E01Aug 21, 2017
It's a Miserable Life Aug 21, 2017 Cursed by his old Rabbi, Dice is forced to live his life as if "The Diceman" never existed. Struggling to grasp this new reality he tries to win over Carmen - who does not recognize him anymore.
S02 E02Aug 28, 2017
Big Fan Aug 28, 2017 Dice begins to get suspicious when he finds out an old stalker is living and working around the corner from him. What efforts will he go to in order to protect himself from the past?
S02 E03Sep 11, 2017
No Bullsh*t Sep 11, 2017 Carmen is arrested just as her parents arrive in town, leaving Dice to keep them under control, while hiding each other's secrets. Dice tries to help his lawyer with an out of control personal problem.
S02 E04Sep 18, 2017
The Twelve Sep 18, 2017 Dice gets a new gig on the live broadcast of “Monroe: The Musical” - but he's got issues with the star. Trying to confront the problem, he finds out that politics in Vegas are a little too intense.
S02 E05Sep 25, 2017
The Old Man Sep 25, 2017 Dice is stuck all alone after the family leaves for the weekend. He takes up an unusual friendship with an old man who is kept locked up in a room across the street.
S02 E06Oct 2, 2017
Fingerless Oct 2, 2017 Dice gets cast in a film, but he soon finds out that not everything revolves around himself. An old friend visits Dice to discuss a promise made thirty years ago.