Dharma & Greg Season 3
S03 E01Sep 21, 1999
One Flew Over the Lawyer's Desk Sep 21, 1999 Questioning his place in the universe, Greg begins a journey of self-discovery by exploring his reasons for becoming a lawyer.
S03 E02Sep 28, 1999
Welcome to Hotel Calamari Sep 28, 1999 Dharma tracks the missing Greg down at a seedy motel. (I missed this episode and it has not yet been rerun.)
S03 E03Oct 5, 1999
Dharma's Inferno Oct 5, 1999 When the financial realities of Greg's unemployment sink in, Dharma takes on a slew of new jobs and makes a deal with the devil to make ends meet: she accepts covert checks from Kitty in exchange for expanded mother/daughter-in-law time spent together. Only when Edward takes Greg to a high-power suits party while Kitty takes her to the opera to see ""Faust"" does Dharma come to her senses and rush back just in time to prevent Greg from accepting a corporate job.
S03 E04Oct 12, 1999
Play Lady Play Oct 12, 1999 Dharma agrees to play drums for a friend's teenage garage band. Meanwhile, she helps Greg through his crisis by purposefully invoking arguments with him.
S03 E05Oct 19, 1999
I Did It for You, Kitty Oct 19, 1999 Faced with Kitty's midlife crisis, Dharma decides to help her fulfill her lifelong dream of winning a beauty pageant.
S03 E06Oct 26, 1999
The Very Grateful Dead Oct 26, 1999 Dharma becomes convinced that the ghost of a recently deceased neighbor wants to conduct some unfinished business -- and the spirit soon moves Greg in a rather carnal way.
S03 E07Nov 2, 1999
Fairway to Heaven Nov 2, 1999 Greg decides his life's fulfillment lies on the professional golf course, but Dharma isn't so sure if she should let him play through, given that Greg's journey of self-discovery may mean relocating to Scotland.
S03 E08Nov 9, 1999
Tie-Dying the Knot Nov 9, 1999 Abby and Larry decide to make it official after thirty years of unwedded bliss, provided they can get Kenny Loggins to sing at the ceremony. Meanwhile, Greg comes full circle on his search for tranquility a part-time resident of the local park comes to him with a legal problem.
S03 E09Nov 16, 1999
Law and Disorder Nov 16, 1999 Constant interference makes Greg wish that his new law practice were a little more private, especially when Dharma keeps solving his client's problems without recourse to the law; Dharma reaches out to her landlady on behalf of the other tenants; Larry pursues an increasingly vindictive feud against his neighborâ€”who turns out to be his uncle.
S03 E10Nov 23, 1999
Thanksgiving Until It Hurts Nov 23, 1999 In an attempt to make Thanksgiving more enjoyable than last year's debacle (which we see in flashbacks), Dharma and Greg devise a plan to entirely avoid their families. When it becomes clear how much this has hurt everyone, the pair wind up more stuffed than any turkey after eating four Thanksgiving dinners: their own, one cooked (barely) by Kitty, another with Abby and Larry, and a fourth with Celia's family -- who have a fight that top last year's.
S03 E11Nov 30, 1999
Lawyers, Beer and Money Nov 30, 1999 While his fledgling independent law practice struggles, Greg feels emasculated when Dharma hits the jackpot in a TV commercial whose producers caught her in a late-night promo for Greg's business.
S03 E12Dec 14, 1999
Looking for the Goodbars Dec 14, 1999 Worried that they've run out of friends, Dharma and Greg "interview" a series of potential couples to see who meets their strict requirements.
S03 E13Jan 11, 2000
Drop Dead Gorgeous Jan 11, 2000 Finding that Greg is overwhelmed with paper work (and that her own efforts to help only lead to desktop carnal encounters), Dharma determines to hire him a first-rate legal secretary. She tries to get pointers from Greg's former secretary Marlene, but discovers that Marlene's only real skill is in dodging work. After submitting applicants to a battery of tests, both skill-related and New Age, Dharma finds the perfect secretary: the intelligent, caring, spiritually centered Kim -- who also happens to be a former fashion model. Despite Jane's skepticism, Dharma insists she trusts Greg completely and goes out of her way to throw Kim & Greg together, going so far as to have her accompany Greg to a dance with Kitty and Edward while she goes to a Smothers Brothers vineyard jamboree with Abby and Larry. When the car brakes Kim supposedly had serviced fail, Dharma's trust looks like a fatal mistake...
S03 E14Jan 25, 2000
Good Cop, Bad Daughter Jan 25, 2000 Dharma's friendship with two police officers gets her anti-establishment father Larry hot under the collar, and the family feud threatens to ruin Abby's surprise birthday party.
S03 E15Feb 8, 2000
The Trouble with Troubador Feb 8, 2000 Dharma lends a helping hand to singer-songwriters Lyle Lovett and k.d. lang when their fame and fortune leaves them unfulfilled. Meanwhile, a sarcastic hotel clerk spoils plans for the couple's romantic Valentine's Day getaway.
S03 E16Feb 15, 2000
Weekend at Larry's Feb 15, 2000 While spending the weekend at Dharma's parents' house, Greg fears they're in grave danger when an old family friend shows up unexpectedly -- Nunzio and Stinky dig up his skeleton in Larry's garden. Meanwhile, Larry and Abby run into Edward and Kitty on a flight to Washington and discover that Edward is testifying before Congress on an environmental issue that Larry and Abby are protesting.
S03 E17Feb 22, 2000
The Spy Who Said He Loved Me Feb 22, 2000 Dharma runs into an old boyfriend (Jason Beghe) whose endless, high-flown tales of jet setting sound more and more like flights of fancy. Meanwhile, Greg's hernia becomes a popular topic for discussion and forces several trips to the doctor
S03 E18Feb 29, 2000
A Night to Remember Feb 29, 2000 Much to Greg's horror, Dharma tries to help Donald make a memorable evening of his first sexual experience. Meanwhile, Greg searches for memories from his childhood but decides he would rather remain in the present; and Larry develops temporary powers of recollection.
S03 E19Mar 14, 2000
The Best Laid Plans Mar 14, 2000 For the first time in her life, Dharma gets depressed about her sex life when she discovers that Greg can't make a move in the bedroom without checking his day planner first. Meanwhile, a depressed Greg confides in Pete, who convinces him the only logical explanation for the downturn in his sex life is that Dharma is seeing someone else.
S03 E20Mar 28, 2000
Talkin' About My Regeneration Mar 28, 2000 Dharma's ritual of unburdening her sins every seven years reveals things that would be better off remaining a burden. Meanwhile, Larry convinces the Montgomerys' maid, Celia, to go on strike, leading everyone to discover how much control Celia has over Kitty's personality.
S03 E21Apr 11, 2000
Big Daddy Apr 11, 2000 Greg's old girlfriend Stephanie asks for his help in getting her son into Greg's old prep school; and once Dharma sets eyes on the boy, she becomes convinced that he is Greg's child.
S03 E22May 2, 2000
Your Place or Mine May 2, 2000 After replacing her furniture with Greg's stored bachelor stuff, Dharma is a changed woman. But not necessarily for the better -- she becomes strangely possessed with material ambition. Meanwhile, Edward finally rebels against the fact that even his private den is entirely decorated by Kitty.
S03 E23May 9, 2000
Hell to the Chief May 9, 2000 When Abby objects to being president by acclamation yet again of the educational co-op, she impulsively nominates Dharma to run against her, and both women are nonplussed when Dharma is instantly elected. While Abby tries to be supportive, Dharma sets about making changes, which backfire, convincing her that Abby is sabotaging her. Meanwhile, k.d. lang asks Greg for a small legal favor which quickly goes to Greg's head.
S03 E24May 16, 2000
Be My Baby May 16, 2000 Dharma's vision of a baby sets her and Greg to officially start trying; Pete asks for Greg's help after getting fired; Abby celebrates the onset of menopause.