Celebrity Deathmatch is a claymation television show that depicts celebrities against each other in a wrestling ring, almost always ending in the loser's gruesome death. It was known for its excessive amount of blood used in every match and exaggerated physical injuries. The series was created by Eric Fogel; with the pilots airing on MTV on January 1 & 25 1998. The initial series ran from May 14, 1998 to October 20, 2002, and lasted for a 75-episode run. There was one special that did not contribute to the final episode total, entitled "Celebrity Deathmatch Hits Germany", which aired on June 21, 2001. Professional wrestler Stone Cold Steve Austin gave voice to his animated form as the guest commentator. Early in 2003, a film based on the series was announced by MTV to be in the making, but the project was canceled by the end of that year. In 2005, MTV2 announced the revival of the show as part of their "Sic 'Em Friday" programming block. Originally set to return in November 2005, the premiere was pushed back to June 10, 2006 as part of a new "Sic'emation" block with two other animated shows, Where My Dogs At and The Adventures of Chico and Guapo. The show's fifth season was produced by Cuppa Coffee Studios and the premiere drew over 2.5 million viewers, becoming MTV2's highest rated season premiere ever.
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Below you'll find every episode from all 6 season of Celebrity Deathmatch.
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S01 E01May 14, 1998
Seinfeld's Last Stand 1. Monica Lewinski vs. Hillary Clinton 2. Mariah Carey vs. Jim Carrey 3. Jerry Seinfeld vs. Tim Allen This was the first halfhour episode of Celebrity Deathmatch. Fight Summary: 1 - Monica Lewinski vs. Hillary Clinton The two ladies fight for a while. Bill Clinton sits in the audience, cheering both ladies. He is interviewed by Stacy Cornbred and Bill calls for the peanut lady, however the line ""Excuse me miss, would you mind grabbing my nuts"" were misunderstood by everyone and Monica and Hillary decides to beat up Bill, who leaves, and the fight ends so. 2 - Mariah Carey vs. Jim Carrey Jim grabs Mariah in a chokehold, but she breaks through and starts singing a very high note, which blows up Jim Carrey's skull. 3 - Jerry Seinfeld vs. Tim Allen These guys fight as wusses, so everyone gets bored, and Jerry's co-stars from ""Seinfeld"" - Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Michael Richards climbs into the ring and they decide to kick Jerry's ass. However they run out of time
S01 E02May 21, 1998
Where is Stallone? 1. Oprah Winfrey vs. Rosie O'Donnell 2. Liam Gallagher vs. Noel Gallagher 3. Arnold Schwarzenegger vs. Sylvester Stallone First episode with 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin. He helps Nick & Johnny comment the fights. Fight Summary: 1 - Oprah Winfrey vs. Rosie O'Donnell Oprah and Rosie fight for a while, but then Jerry Springer parachutes into the ring and knocks both ladies out. However the three of them decides to fight later... to be continued. 2 - Liam Gallagher vs. Noel Gallagher The fight is interrupted when the comedian Gallagher appears, jumps into the ring and smashes Liam's and Noel's heads, so both of them dies. 3 - Arnold Schwarzenegger vs. Sylvester Stallone Arnold blows up Sylvester with a missile, but he melts and re-appears like the terminator, and then Arnold and Sylvester knocks each other out, Mills starts counting, and Arnold manages to stand up again, but Sylvester sweeps his leg on '9', stands up and Sylvester Stallone is declared the winner, although Arnold is
S01 E03May 28, 1998
The Mystery of the Loch Ness Monster 1. Loch Ness Monster vs. Bigfoot 2. Mick Jagger vs. Steven Tyler 3. Jay Leno vs. David Letterman Fight Summary: 1 - Loch Ness Monster vs. Bigfoot This was supposed to be the best fight ever, but The Loch Ness Monster quickly slices Bigfoot into half, and wins, however the audience gets really pissed and the Loch Ness Monster jumps out off the ring, grabs Fran Drescher who was in the audience, and then escapes from the arena... Stone Cold discovers that the Loch Ness Monster's mating call was as annoying as Fran Drescher's voice... so thats why the monster ran. 2 - Mick Jagger vs. Steven Tyler Mick Jagger impales Steven Tyler with his gigantic tongue. 3 - Jay Leno vs. David Letterman The fighters fight for a while in an arena sealed off with an electric fence, but then the Loch Ness Monster returns, and runs into the fence, and is blown up and crashes down on the fighters.
S01 E04Jun 11, 1998
Celebrity Deathmatch Goes to the Movies 1. Gene Siskel vs. Roger Ebert 2. Jerry Lewis vs. Dean Martin 3. Quentin Tarantino vs. Spike Lee Fight Summary: 1 - Gene Siskel vs. Roger Ebert Gene and Roger was forced to fight with their thumbs tied together, Gene Siskel started spinning around, so Roger Ebert is spun around in the air, finally Gene breaks Roger's thumb off so Roger Ebert is sent flying into the announcer's booth, which collapses on him, but Nick accidently falls out of the tower, and falls into a coma... 2 - Jerry Lewis vs. Dean Martin Since Nick was in a coma, Johnny decided to show a clip, which was this fight. The fight ended with Jerry Lewis spilling one of Dean Martin's drinks, Dean gets pissed off and kicks Jerry out off the ring, and the fight ends so. 3 - Quentin Tarantino vs. Spike Lee Woody Allen guest refers this fight, but he just gets in the way of the fighters, finally he gets really pissed and knocks down Spike Lee (not killing him though), and then he rips out Quentin's intestance.
S01 E05Jul 23, 1998
Nick in a Coma 1. Janeane Garofalo vs. Cindy Crawford 2. Elvis Presley vs. Jerry Garcia 3. Rosie O'Donnell vs. Oprah Winfrey vs. Jerry Springer In this episode, Johnny gets help from Jack Nicholson to comment the fights since Nick is in a coma. In the end of the episode, Leonardo DiCaprio appears and challenges Jack Nicholson for a fight, this fight occurs in 108. Fight Summary: 1 - Janeane Garofalo vs. Cindy Crawford Cindy and Janeane made a bet just before the fight - If Cindy won, Janeane had to lose 50 pounds. If Janeane won, Cindy had to gain 50 pounds. After a while in the fight, Cindy grabs Janeane by her hair and spins her around, finally she lets go, and Janeane flies into the ropes, bounces back and knocks out Cindy, both of the fighters are disqualified, and they both lost the bet, so Janeane has to lose 50 pounds, and Cindy has to gain 50 punds... the results aren't too pretty :D 2 - Elvis Presley vs. Jerry Garcia This was a dream Nick had after being injected with loads of mo
S01 E06Jul 30, 1998
Nick Returns 1. Fiona Apple vs. John Popper 2. Christopher Walken vs. Gary Oldman 3. Garth Brooks vs. Marilyn Manson Nick Diamond was temporarily replaced by a celebrity deathmatch co-host contest winner Lenny Stanton, However when he starts talking about replacing Nick permanently, Nick returns and kicks the little punk's ass. Fight Summary: 1 - Fiona Apple vs. John Popper Fiona tries to attack John several times, but she just ends up breaking both her legs and her arms, finally she bits him in the leg, and climbs on top of him and tries to give a speech to the audience, who gets pissed, so they cheer on John, and he rolls over Fiona, flattening her. 2 - Christopher Walken vs. Gary Oldman Christopher was very careful not to mess up his hair, but when Gary touches it, Christopher gets pissed and breaks Gary's head between his hands. (Nick returns after this fight) 3 - Garth Brooks vs. Marilyn Manson Garth hypnotizes Marilyn and starts punching him, but Marilyn snaps out off the coma, and grabs
S01 E07Aug 6, 1998
Presented by Big Bull Beer 1. Aretha Franklin vs. Barbra Streisand 2. Bill Gates vs. Michael Flatley 3. Jack Nicholson vs. Leonardo DiCaprio Fight Summary: 1 - Aretha Franklin vs. Barbra Streisand Aretha and Barbra fought for the title of The World's Deadliest Diva. They had to use medieval weaponry like swords, catapults, axes and such. They fought evenly for a while, until Barbra shoots off one of Aretha's arms with a catapult, a photographer takes a photo of Barbra and she gets distracted and starts yelling at the guy... Aretha sees her chance and throws a plague diseased rat into a water bucket, Barbra drinks it and melts away. 2 - Bill Gates vs. Michael Flatley This fight was sort of a mystery since the fighters didnt have any argues with each other, it turned out to be a computer error that led to the fight. Michael had the upper hand for a while, hypnotizing Bill with a dance and such until Bill Gates brought in a robot, that started to kick Michael's ass, and finally the robot threw Michael Fla
S02 E01Jan 31, 1999
Deathbowl '99 1. Dolly Parton vs. Jennifer Lopez 2. Madonna vs. Michael Jackson 3. Mike Tyson vs. Evander Holyfield The second deathbowl... Fight Summary: 1 - Dolly Parton vs. Jennifer Lopez Note that this fight was guest commentated by dr. Ruth. Dolly has two huge breasts, Jennifer has one huge ass... they were both equipped with enchancements that enabled them to enlarge their breasts/ass. After some fighting, Dolly uses her giantic breasts to pin Jennifer in a corner, however Jennifer pushes the enlarging button so Dolly's breasts keeps getting bigger... until she starts floating in mid-air... Jennifer uses her ass enlarger and knocks Dolly out through the roof, up into space where she explodes. 2 - Madonna vs. Michael Jackson Just after the first fight, Madonna was meant to have a halftime show, but Michael interrupted it, after some punches, Mills stepped in and they decided to fight after the break. The danger with this was was that outside of the ring was pool of acid... After a while
S02 E02Feb 4, 1999
The Battle of Boys With Toys 1. Ice Cube vs. Ice-T 2. Robert DeNiro vs. Al Pacino 3. Backstreet Boys vs. Beastie Boys Fight Summary: 1 - Ice Cube vs. Ice-T Ice Cube and Ice-T fought on ice. First Ice Cube falls through the ice and freezes into an ice cube, then he is lifted out of the arena. Ice-T is declared the winner, but then Vanilla Ice appears and drives into the ring with the zamboni, crushing Ice-T, however the blow caused the ice cube with Ice Cube inside to fall down and crush Vanilla Ice, and it splits up, Ice Cube jumps out and he is declared as the winner. 2 - Robert DeNiro vs. Al Pacino Guest referee: Marlon Brando DeNiro and Pacino fights for a while, they have to use characters from their movies. DeNiro grabs Brando's little green friend from ""The island of dr. Moreau"", and uses him to smash Pacino's head into pieces. 3 - Backstreet Boys vs. Beastie Boys The Backstreet Boys and the Beastie Boys each fought in two fighing machines, the Backstreet Boys master their robot, but the Beastie Bo
S02 E03Feb 11, 1999
Magic, Flashbacks and Pregnancies 1. Calista Flockhart vs. Lucy Lawless 2. Boy George vs. Don Johnson 3. Penn & Teller vs. Siegfried & Roy Fight Summary: 1 - Calista Flockhart vs. Lucy Lawless First, Lucy really kicks ass with Calista, until she has a daydream, and suddenly recovers and starts kicking ass. However by the end of the fight, Calista jumps the ropes to try and attack Lucy, who bends over so Calista gets stuck in her ass... Lucy climbs the ropes and jumps down, completely trapping Calista inside her body. After the third fight, Lucy ""gave birth"" to Calista. 2 - Boy George vs. Don Johnson During the Beastie Boys vs Backstreet Boys fight, a missile blew up a part of the arena, they found a time capsule from the 80's there, and it contained some stuff, there amongst a tape containing this fight. This fight was refereed by president Reagan He wasnt so very smart and thought that Don Johnson was mean since he ""hit that lady"" (Boy George) so Reagan steps in and crushes Johnson's head. Next the Ayatollah
S02 E04Feb 18, 1999
The Time Machine 1. Jennifer Aniston vs. Courteney Cox vs. Lisa Kudrow 2. Sean Connery vs. Roger Moore 3. Gandhi vs. Genghis Khan First episode with the time machine Fight Summary: 1 - Jennifer Aniston vs. Courteney Cox vs. Lisa Kudrow The three girls fight for a while, but then their co-stars from friends - Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry and David Schwimmer appears, Matt and Matthew didnt care whether the girls fought or not, but David wanted to stop the fight... Matthew pulls a lever on David's chair, which launched him into the arena, colliding with the walls, and they collapse (they fought in a model of a sitcom set) and crushes the girls. 2 - Sean Connery vs. Roger Moore Roger Moore talks to the cave woman who appeared from the time machine, and they trade items... Moore gets a big rock from the woman, and he drops it onto Connery, killing him. 3 - Gandhi vs. Genghis Khan These guys' personalities were switched by the time machine so Gandhi got very fiery while Genghis Kahn became very calm. Th
S02 E05Feb 25, 1999
The Unknown Murderer 1. Moses vs. Pharaoh 2. Larry King vs. Geraldo Rivera 3. Neve Campbell vs. Sarah Michelle Gellar First Nick doesn't appear in the arena, and we see why, he is home with Nicky jr. Fight Summary: Nicky wants to hear a bedtime story, and Nick reads a ""bible"" story, when Moses fought the Pharaoh. The fight ended with the Pharoah dropping a small pyramid onto Moses, but Nicky jr. complains and says that Moses actually beat the Pharaoh... so Nick changes the story... Harrison Ford actually appeared and kicked the Pharaoh's ass, finally Ford led Moses' people out of Egypt. 2 - Larry King vs. Geraldo Rivera This fight had people calling in and telling the fighters what to do. Finally a woman calls and tells Geraldo to unexpectedly drop a desk onto Larry King, he does, and Geraldo Rivera is the Winner! 3 - Neve Campbell vs. Sarah Michelle Gellar After a while, the murderer that killed people in the arena calls again, Nick re-dials the number, and a cellphone is heard, on the Platypus, and S
S02 E06Mar 4, 1999
Celebrity Deathmatch Internacional 1. Paul Hogan vs. Mel Gibson 2. Antonio Banderas vs. Cheech Marin 3. Fabio vs. Bono vs. Yoko Ono In this episode, Nick & Johnny and the cast took the airplane and the three fights took place in different places on earth: Fight Summary: 1 - Paul Hogan vs. Mel Gibson The first fight takes place in Sydney/Australia. Paul Hogan throws his boomerang, and it cuts off half of Mel Gibson's face. His makeup team re-arrange him, and he is now dressed like his character in Braveheart (blue and red face etc), then he impales Hogan on something (i think it was the turnbuckle, or a spear, i'd look it up), and burns him on a barbecue next to the ring. 2 - Antonio Banderas vs. Cheech Marin The second fight takes place in Havanna/Cuba, guest referee Fidel Castro. Cheech and Fidel starts smoking tobacco, and in the smoke cloud, Banderas slices up Fidel... this freaks Cheech out and he ties Banderas up and plays piÃ±ata with him, with a final blow, Cheech smashes Banderas' chest open. 3 - Fabio vs.
S02 E07Mar 11, 1999
The End of the Real World 1. Kate Moss vs. Claudia Schiffer vs. Tyra Banks 2. William Shakespeare vs. Busta Rhymes 3. The Real World's: Puck vs. Jon vs. Tami vs. Jacinda Fight Summary: 1 - Kate Moss vs. Claudia Schiffer vs. Tyra Banks The three girls dressed up in various clothing, the celebrity deathmatch spring collection. The fight ended with the girls tearing each other into pieces. 2 - William Shakespeare vs. Busta Rhymes Shakespeare removes his codpiece, which turns out to be a crossbow, and he starts firing at Busta, who avoids the first arrows... but when Shakespeare turns the crossbow to an automatic... Busta runs for cover.. in the time machine, and another arrow from Shakespeare's crossbow starts the time machine, and Busta Rhymes is sent into the 16th century. 3 - The Real World's: Puck vs. Jon vs. Tami vs. Jacinda First Jon and Tami kicks Jacinda to death, then Puck enters the arena on a motorcycle and lands on Tami's head, crushing it. Then he tries to attack Jon, but Jon throws a pool cue i