Black Dynamite

Mark Seen

Just Beat It or Jackson Five Across Yo' Eyes Jul 16, 2012 Pint-sized pop star Michael Jackson finds a best friend in Cream Corn after he is saved from an assassination attempt. But Black Dynamite is soon to discover that the teen idol is actually a vicious alien force who has been torturing his own family. Cream Corn and Dynamite team up to take down the evil star together!

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Bullhorn Nights or Murder She Throats Jul 23, 2012 Bullhorn falls into the world of adult films while working on a case. Soon he adopts the stage name "Sweet Throat" and gives up crime fighting altogether. Now it's up to Black Dynamite to rescue his sidekick from the pleasures of the porn industry!

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Taxes and Death or Get Him to The Sunset Strip Jul 30, 2012 Black Dynamite and his crew face their most challenging mission to date as they try and raise $60K before tax day. This situation has forced them into escorting drug-addled comedy icon Richard Pryor to the most important performance of his career.

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A Crisis For Christmas or The Dark Side of The Dark Side of The Moon Aug 6, 2012 In an effort to be more likeable to the orphans, Black Dynamite agrees to go with O.J. Simpson to the moon to get moon rocks on Christmas. However, O.J. bails and leaves Dynamite on a doomed space rocket, leaving everyone to believe that Black Dynamite is dead. O.J. takes over the whorephanage and now Black Dynamite must find a way to get the moon rocks and return to Earth to stop O.J. Simpson.

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Panic on the Player's Ball Express or That's Influenza Sucka! Aug 13, 2012 While Black Dynamite is down with the flu, the rest of the crew handles an investigation at the Players Ball, only to end up caught in a hijacking. It's up to Black Dynamite to handle his sinuses and the villains of the day.

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The Sh*t That Killed the King! or Weekend at Presley's Aug 20, 2012 President Nixon plans to destroy Black Dynamite by flooding the black community with drugs. However the plan backfires when the blacks begin selling them to whites instead of using them, ridding the community of drugs and using the money to drastically improve things. His original plan a failure, Nixon devises an even more sinister plan, and sends Elvis Presley to stop the flow of drugs from the black community.

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Apocalypse, This! or For the Pity of Fools (AKA Flashbacks Are Forever) Aug 27, 2012 Black Dynamite returns to Vietnam with his crew to find his friend Mr.T who was left for dead.

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'Roots: The White Album' or 'The Blacker the Community the Deeper the Roots!' Oct 19, 2014 When ROOTS hits the air and the Community finally sees just how bad slavery was, Al Sharpton whips everyone into a reparation frenzy and they storm Beverly Hills, enslaving every white honky cracker they can find! But BD sees that since you can't even keep white slaves alive without caviar and arugula, being slave masters is actually bringing the Community down. Is Black Dynamite actually going to fight for the White Man's freedom?

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'Black Jaws!' or 'Finger Lickin' Chicken of the Sea' Oct 26, 2014 A soul-food-eating contest is interrupted by a man-eating shark.

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'Warriors Come Out' or 'Mean Queens of Halloween' Nov 2, 2014 It's Halloween in LA and Cream Corn convinces BD and the Crew to go to a street party where, let's just say, ain't nobody in the closet. Everything's gay (as in happy) and gay (as in gay) until the Emcee is assassinated in front of everyone! The unseen shooter frames BD and the Crew, and now they're on a run for their lives, trying to clear their name, pursued by every gay gang south of West Hollywood!

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'How Honeybee Got Her Groove Back' or 'Sexodus' or 'Night of the Living Dickheads' Nov 9, 2014 Honey Bee meets Bob Marley and the hoes turn into zombies while vacationing in Jamaica.

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'Sweet Bill's Badass Singalong Song' or 'Bill Cosby Ain't Himself' Nov 16, 2014 Thinking he was financing a film with positive images, Bill Cosby unwittingly helps Melvin Van Peebles make an x-rated "Blaxploitation" film.

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'Mister Rogers' Revenge' or 'Please Don't You Be His Neighbor' Nov 23, 2014 Black Dynamite brings the orphans to a taping of "Mister Rogers' Neighborhood" for their collective birthdays.

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'American Band Standoff' or 'The Godfather of Soooul Train' or 'Get On Your Goodfellas' Nov 30, 2014 Cream Corn is excited for the chance to dance on "Soul Train," but BD knows the show is a battle between Don Cornelius and Dick Clark.