The Courage Encourager / Don't Give Up the Swamp / a Pass Is A Pass Is A Pass / The Play's The Thing

Gen, Halftrack buys a new machine that makes the timid brave. Beetle tries it and starts giving the general orders. The Navy is set to take over Camp Swampy...if the swamp is deep enough for a ship. Beetle's platoon has to make sure it isn't. It's the big football game between the Camp Swampy Swamprats and the Military Police Giants. With the MP's leading 167 to 0 and one minute to go, Beetle volunteers to make at least one score for Swampy in exchange for a weekend pass. Beetle plays a big love scene with sultry actress, Za Za Vavoom...and wrecks the set.