Beetle Bailey

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Everything's Ducky / Leap No More My Lady / "V" for Visitor / the Jinx Jan 1, 1963 Sen. Trombone visits Camp Swampy and orders his favorite meal, duck. But the only duck in camp is Gen. Halftrack's pet. Australian General Billy Billibong arrives with Matilda, his pet kangaroo, to inspect Camp Swampy. Beetle is assigned to guard Matilda. Bunny's dad arrives at Camp Swampy's Visitors' Day in his World War I uniform...to show Beetle the doughboy style of fighting. The fortune cookie says "Beware of Beetles". And every place that Bailey goes disaster follows.

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Halftrack's Navy / Hoss Laff / Is This Drip Necessary? / Go Yeast Young Man Jan 1, 1963 Snorkel's platoon is taught underwater demolition. They are to clear away all obstructions from the harbor so Admiral Bilgewater can bring his ship in for an inspection visit. Sarge picks Zero and Beetle to help him deliver the statue of General Ruff Rider to the big unvieling. But the ride to Swampy is a little too rough for the Ruff Rider. Beetle and Zero want to transfer to the maintenance corp. So they practice plumbing in Gen. Halftrack's home. Beetle and Zero set out to make a really big cake for Gen. Halftrack's birthday. But they put in too much yeast.

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Shutterbugged / Bye Bye Young Lovers / Breaking the Leash / 60...Count Em ...60 Jan 1, 1963 Beetle needs money for his two-week furlough. Cosmo suggests he enter a photo contest using Zero as a model in parachute shots. Beetle tries to elope with Bunny, but makes the mistake of letting Zero supply the getaway vehicle, Officer Clancy's horse. Beetle and his pals are assigned to train the ferocious new Army dogs. To gain their confidence, they don dog costumes and get into the cage with them. A company of WACS is stationed at Camp Swampy. Sarge tries his hardest to get them to leave.

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Sweet Sunday / the Spy / Lucky Beetle / The Sergeant's Master Jan 1, 1963 Bunny's father drives them to a picnic, while Beetle makes the sandwiches in the back seat. A slice of bologna gets loose and files into a motorcycle cop. Somebody stole Camp Swampy's "top secret". The offender will be shot. Beetle buys a good-luck magnet to help him through Friday the 13th. The magnet practically wrecks Camp Swampy. A mistaken order from the Pentagon promotes the Sarge's dog, Otto, to the rank of lieutenant.

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Grab Your Socks / Operation Butler / the Diet / Welsh Rabbit Jan 1, 1963 Big inspection coming, so Sarge wants all the men on their toes in the morning. But his nightmares keep them up all night. Beetle goes on a quiz show and wins a butler for a day. His man is busy serving him when Gen. Halftrack brings a visiting senator to the barracks. Sgt. Snorkel puts on so much weight, he forces himself to diet...and he insists everyone do the same. The men resort to night maneuvers to get dinner. Beetle and Zero wage war on a rabbit entrenched in the General's garden. They use bazookas and decoy carrots to out, maneuver the animal.

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Son of a Gun Of A Gun / Geronimo / for Officers Only / Sgt. Snorkel's Longest Day Jan 1, 1963 The Camp Swampy ceremonial breaks loose, rolls into Gen. Halftrack's office with Beetle and Cosmo hanging on. Gen. Halftracks has only a few days to train one of his platoons to parachute from 20 thousand feet. Beetle and his pals want to go to the big dance. But it's for officers only, and Sarge is determined it'll stay that way. They try to sneak through the barbed wire, then a mine field. Sgt. Snorkel is getting so fat, he blows up like a balloon and takes off.

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Cosmo's Naught / We Love You Sgt. Snorkel / Little Pooch Lost / the Blue Ribbon Jan 1, 1963 Beetle, Zero and Cosmo take a fifty mile hike as part of the physical fitness program. Cosmo bets he can beat them to their destination. To prevent Sgt. Snorkel from being transferred, Cosmo tries to get him broken to private...by hypnosis. Beetle and his buddies ruin Gen. Halftrack's dedication speech at the new missle site...when they try to find the Sarge's missing dog Otto.Sarge wants to enter Otto in the dog show. But only dogs of breeding are eligible.