Beavis and Butt-head Season 3
S03 E01
Sep 7, 1993
Comedians Sep 7, 1993 Beavis and Butt-head decide to become stand-up comedians, perform at a comedy club, get booed and burn the place down.
S03 E02
Sep 7, 1993Carwash Sep 7, 1993 Needing money to replace the batteries in their TV remote control, Beavis and Butt-head offer to wash a neighbor's vintage car. They take it for a drive to air dry it, and get into an accident with Mr. Anderson.
S03 E03
Sep 8, 1993Couch-Fishing Sep 8, 1993 The boys reel in various things (and people) while casting from the couch, and then get Stewart in trouble with the law.
S03 E04
Sep 9, 1993Kidnapped Sep 9, 1993 Beavis and Butt-head want to go to a concert so they try to kidnap Stewart for ransom money...but quickly get sick of him.videos: Kix - ""Cool Kids"" Kylie Minogue - ""Locomotion"" Raging Slab - ""Anywhere But Here"" White Zombie - ""Welcome to Planet Motherfucker"" Led Zeppelin - ""Over The Hills And Far Away"" The Shamen - ""Ebeneezer Goode"" Blondie - ""Rapture"" Beastie Boys - ""Gratitude""This is the original airing of this episode..
S03 E05
Sep 14, 1993Naked Colony Sep 14, 1993 Without the $4,000 membership fee, Beavis and Butt-head must sneak into Sunny Grove Nudist Colony to see naked people.videos: Stone Temple Pilots - ""Plush"" Karen White - ""The Way I Feel About You"" Cycle Sluts From Hell - ""I Wish You Were A Beer"" The Odds - ""Heterosexual Man""
S03 E06
Sep 16, 1993Tornado Sep 16, 1993 The boys go to a trailer park during a tornado and (almost) get to ""do it"" with Lolita & Tanqueray.videos: Ministry - ""Just One Fix"" Accept - ""Balls To The Wall"" Samantha Fox - ""Naughty Girls Need Love Too"" PJ Harvey - ""50 Ft. Queenie""This is the original airing of this episode..
S03 E07
Sep 10, 1993Incognito Sep 10, 1993 After being threatened at school, Beavis and Butt-head wear disguises to class.videos: Run DMC - ""Down With The King"" Megadeth - ""Sweating Bullets"" Frank Black - ""Los Angeles""This is the original airing of this episode..
S03 E08
Sep 23, 1993Cleaning House Sep 23, 1993 Van Driessen has Beavis and Butt-head clean his house to learn about work and money; instead they learn that 8-track tapes aren't waterproof.videos: Krokus - ""School's Out"" Mission UK - ""Like A Child Again"" Army Of Lovers - ""Crucified""
S03 E09
Sep 21, 1993Scratch 'N' Win Sep 21, 1993 The boys win the lottery and buy a riding lawn mower.Videos: ZZ Top - ""Viva Las Vegas"" M.A.R.R.S. - ""Pump Up the Volume"" Alien Sex Fiend - ""Now I'm Feeling Zombified"" Ugly Kid Joe - ""Neighbor""
S03 E10
Sep 28, 1993Scared Straight Sep 28, 1993 Placed in a ""Scared Straight"" program at school, the boys visit a prison and thrash with some inmates who like Judas Priest and Iron Maiden. videos: Judas Priest - ""Breakin' The Law"" Plasmatics - ""The Damned"" The Dead Milkmen - ""Punk Rock Girl""This is the original airing of this episode..
S03 E11
Oct 8, 1993Sperm Bank Oct 8, 1993 Beavis and Butt-head find a new way to make money.videos: Peter Gabriel - ""Sledgehammer"" Pantera - ""Mouth For War"" Siouxsie & The Banshees - ""Peek-A-Boo"" Red Hot Chili Peppers - ""Suck My Kiss""
S03 E12
Oct 19, 1993Citizen Butt-head Oct 19, 1993 Principal McVicker gives the boys a pass to keep them away from school during President Clinton's visit, but they end up meeting him and becoming Students of the Year.videos: Tag Team - ""Whoomp! There It Is"" Daisy Chainsaw - ""Love Your Money"" Tool - ""Sober"" Rollins Band - ""Low Self-Opinion"" Suzanne Vega - ""Blood Makes Noise"" Georgia Satellites - ""Keep Your Hands To Yourself""
S03 E13
Nov 2, 1993True Crime Nov 2, 1993 Beavis and Butt-head find an ATM card, get some cash with it and get hunted by the law on TV.videos: Vanilla Ice - ""Ice, Ice, Baby"" Alice In Chains - ""Man In The Box"" Grace Jones - ""Demolition Man"" Trashcan Sinatras - ""Hay Fever""
S03 E14
Nov 5, 1993The Trial Nov 5, 1993 For throwing eggs at Mr. Anderson's house, Beavis and Butt-head are charged with trespassing and vandalism. Butt-head, guided by a vision of Doug Llewelyn of ""The Pupil's Court,"" handles their defense. They are found guilty and sentenced to 500 hours of community service, and end up teaching other kids how to throw eggs at houses.videos: The Cult - ""Lil' Devil"" George Michael - ""Papa/Killer Was A Rollin' Stone"" Edie Brickell & New Bohemians - ""What I Am""
S03 E15
Oct 26, 1993Ball Breakers Oct 26, 1993 Beavis and Butt-head want to know what's inside a bowling ball, so they blow one up; Mr. Anderson gets blamed.videos: Dread Zeppelin - ""Heartbreaker"" Skatenigs - ""Chemical Imbalance"" Skid Row - ""Monkey Business""
S03 E16
Oct 15, 1993Buff 'N' Stuff Oct 15, 1993 Buzzcut tries to get Beavis and Butt-head to work out.videos: Milli Vanilli - ""Baby, Don't Forget My Number"" Journey - ""Separate Ways"" Onyx featuring Biohazard - ""Slam"" Eddie Money - ""Shakin""
S03 E17
Nov 16, 1993Canoe Nov 16, 1993 The school psychiatrist requires Beavis, Butt-head and Stewart to go on a canoe trip, led by Mr. Van Driessen. Butt-head tells Beavis that this is Mr. Van Driessen's attempt at making ""his move"" on Beavis. A fight ensues, and the boys' canoe capsizes. While relieving themselves in the woods (wearing only underwear), they get poison ivy. Mr Van Driessen gets mauled by a bear.videos: Frank Zappa - ""You Are What You Is"" The Europeans - ""We Are Animals"" Motorhead - ""No Voices In The Sky"" The Replacements - ""Bastards Of Young""
S03 E18
Nov 9, 1993The Crush Nov 9, 1993 Beavis and Butt-head watch themselves on TV, mooning the camera during a news story about a local disaster; infatuated with a hoodlum named Todd, they take a bumpy ride in the trunk of his car as initiation into his gang.videos: Rick James - ""Super Freak"" Scandal - ""Goodbye To You"" T'Pau - ""Heart & Soul"" Biz Markie - ""Just A Friend"" Joan Jett & The Blackhearts - ""Do You Wanna Touch Me""
S03 E19
Oct 1, 1993Eating Contest Oct 1, 1993 Beavis and Butt-head enter a bratwurst eating contest and end up having to feed frogs to earn the entrance fee.videos: U2 - ""Mysterious Ways"" Circus Of Power - ""Heaven or Hell"" David Lee Roth - ""Just A Gigolo/I Ain't Got Nobody""
S03 E20
Dec 10, 1993Foreign Exchange Dec 10, 1993 Mr. Van Driessen picks the boys to chaperone Japanese foreign exchange student Hiroshi ""Hiro"" Nakayama; they teach him how to hock loogies, play mudball (which causes Mr. Anderson to have a Bataan flashback)...and flog his dolphin.videos: Madness - ""One Step Beyond"" Jordy - ""D'ur D'ur D'etre Bebe"" Cypress Hill - ""Insane In The Brain"" Art Of Noise - ""Close (To The Edit)""
S03 E21
Oct 29, 1993Beavis and Butt-head Meet God Oct 29, 1993 After seeing hitch-hikers meet a chick on the Late, Late Movie ""Screwing Total Strangers,"" Beavis and Butt-head give it a try. Sunburned and seeing no chicks, they get into a van and are taken to a religious cult where they meet ""God"" -- a guy named Hank who has a knack for biblical movie quotes and...chick videos.videos: Helloween - ""Halloween"" The Dickies - ""Killer Klowns From Outer Space"" Sisters Of Mercy - ""Dr. Jeep"" Electric Sun - ""The Night The Master Comes"" Prong - ""Prove You Wrong"" Alice Cooper - ""Welcome to My Nightmare"" Bauhaus - ""Ziggy Stardust"" Madonna - ""Fever"" Bananarama - ""Venus""
S03 E22
Nov 26, 1993Young, Gifted & Crude Nov 26, 1993 The boys accidentally score highly on an IQ test and wind up in the gifted class, where they destroy an actual gifted kid's brain.videos: Infectious Grooves - ""Three Headed Mind Pollution"" Ethyl Meatplow - ""Devil's Johnson"" Rockwell - ""Somebody's Watching Me""
S03 E23
Nov 12, 1993Plate Frisbee Nov 12, 1993 Beavis and Butt-head play frisbee with an antique plate belonging to Stewart's mom.videos: Dolly Parton - ""Romeo"" King Missile - ""Martin Scorcese"" Quicksand - ""Dine Alone"" Chris Isaak - ""Wicked Game""
S03 E24
Oct 22, 1993Politically Correct Oct 22, 1993 The boys watch the touching drama ""Joey Buttawipo: My Story;"" Mr. Van Driessen gives them informational books about getting in touch with their feminine sides; they run for Class Treasurer at school.videos: Yoko Ono - ""My Man"" Metallica - ""One"" The Beloved - ""Sweet Harmony""
S03 E25
Oct 5, 1993Sporting Goods Oct 5, 1993 Buzzcut orders Beavis and Butt-head to buy athletic supporters for gym class; Daria takes a revealing picture of them for the school newspaper.videos: Red Hot Chili Peppers - ""Breaking The Girl"" DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince - ""Girls Ain't Nothin' But Trouble""
S03 E26
Dec 24, 1993A Very Special Christmas With Beavis and Butt-head Dec 24, 1993 Beavis and Butt-head watch the Yule Log on TV and decide that Christmas is cool. videos: Hall & Oates - ""Jingle Bell Rock"" Leon Redbone with Dr. John - ""Frosty the Snowman"" Bing Crosby with David Bowie - ""The Little Drummer Boy"" Band Aid - ""Do They Know It's Christmas?"" Tony Bennett - ""White Christmas"" Elmo & Patsy - ""Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer"" Billy Squier - ""Christmas Is The Time To Say I Love You"" The Hoodoo Gurus - ""The Little Drummer Boy"" The California Raisins - ""Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer"" Run D.M.C. - ""Xmas in Hollis"" Bad News - ""Cashing In On Christmas"" Buster Poindexter - ""Zat You Santa Claus?"" Max Headroom - ""Merry Christmas Santa Claus"" The Ramones - ""Merry Christmas (I Don't Want To Fight Tonight)""
S03 E27
Mar 6, 1994Closing Time Mar 6, 1994 Working the late shift at Burger World, the boys make up some special ""curly fries,"" find new a use for the ceiling fan and have a visit from the health inspector. videos: Bjork - ""Human Behavior"" Peter Gabriel - ""Kiss That Frog""
S03 E28
Mar 6, 1994Most Wanted Mar 6, 1994 The boys meet a tattooed, escaped serial killer who hears voices just like Beavis does. videos: PJ Harvey - ""Man Size"" Flaming Lips - ""She Don't Use Jelly"" Type O Negative - ""Black No. 1"" Love & Rockets - ""No New Tale To Tell"" Billy Joel - ""Uptown Girl"" Clutch - ""A Shogun Named Marcus"" Tori Amos - ""Crucify"" Candlebox - ""Change""