Barney Miller Season 8
S08 E01Oct 29, 1981
Paternity Oct 29, 1981 Wojo is proved innocent in a paternity suit, but at a price. An angry patron vandalizes a theater. A beauty queen is robbed.
S08 E02Nov 5, 1981
Advancement Nov 5, 1981 Harris signs a contract for a new book. A lottery winner seeks revenge when the ticket seller loses his winning ticket. Luger manipulates Barney into writing a letter to his mail-order bride.
S08 E03Nov 12, 1981
The Car Nov 12, 1981 A car thief's conscience haunts him twenty-five years after the fact. An overzealous sanitation officer goes haywire. Levitt saves a child from certain danger.
S08 E04Nov 19, 1981
Possession Nov 19, 1981 A disorderly conduct report leads to a man who insists he's possessed by an evil spirit. A husband is arrested for forcing his wife into designer jeans.
S08 E05Nov 26, 1981
Stress Analyzer Nov 26, 1981 A Peace Corps recruiter goes overboard at a job fair. Dietrich volunteers for a department stress experiment.
S08 E06Dec 10, 1981
Games Dec 10, 1981 A computer game processor manufacturer is accused of espionage. An U. S. Army Specialist supplements her income as a prostitute.
S08 E07Dec 17, 1981
Homeless Dec 17, 1981 The precinct is overrun with vagrants on Christmas. A merchant uses a cattle rod as his weapon of choice. A greeting card writer snaps.
S08 E08Jan 7, 1982
The Tontine Jan 7, 1982 The survivor of a tontine attempts suicide so he can leave the money to his cousin.
S08 E09Jan 14, 1982
Examination Day Jan 14, 1982 The detectives work in uniform while Levitt and the others take their sergeant's exams. While working with the squad, Luger is overly rough with a perpetrator, and later with Barney.
S08 E10Jan 21, 1982
The Clown Jan 21, 1982 Street clowns are being attacked by a serial mugger. A hundred inmates are secretly evacuated from holding in the middle of the night.
S08 E11Feb 4, 1982
Chinatown: Part 1 Feb 4, 1982 Harris and Dietrich are forced to share an apartment in seclusion with an unco-operative murder witness until he talks. Lieutenant Scanlon falls for a wealthy mugging victim.
S08 E12Feb 11, 1982
Chinatown: Part 2 Feb 11, 1982 Harris and Dietrich drive each other ever crazier as they continue to be confined to their hotel room with their unco-operative witness. Lieutenant Scanlon's wealthy target of affection files harassment charges against him.
S08 E13Feb 18, 1982
Hunger Strike Feb 18, 1982 A nuclear activist goes on a hunger strike to protest the nuclear arms race. Dietrich aids an elderly psychiatric patient who may be speaking a foreign language. Barney declines a deputy inspector nomination.
S08 E14Feb 25, 1982
The Arrival Feb 25, 1982 A disgruntled member burglarizes MENSA headquarters.
S08 E15Mar 11, 1982
Obituary Mar 11, 1982 A newspaper obituary creates a commotion when the subject is discovered to be alive. The detectives arrest a modern-day chicken thief.
S08 E16Mar 26, 1982
Inquiry Mar 26, 1982 Internal Affairs is called in when an arrest target levels a charge of excessive force against Wojo. An angry parent takes action when an exclusive kindergarten denies admission to his child.
S08 E17Apr 2, 1982
Old Love Apr 2, 1982 Dietrich's old flame pays him a visit. A former child actor hits his agent with a telephone.
S08 E18Apr 9, 1982
Altercation Apr 9, 1982 The Harris-Ripner conflict reaches a boiling point. A mugging victim confesses to a twenty-five- year-old crush on Barney.
S08 E19Apr 30, 1982
Bones Apr 30, 1982 A museum presses charges when an Indian lifts his tribe's ancestral bones from an exhibit. A scoutmaster catches a mugger.
S08 E20May 6, 1982
Landmark: Part 1 May 6, 1982 Wojo's discovery of an ancient weapon results in a buyer expressing interest in the precinct building.
S08 E21May 13, 1982
Landmark: Part 2 May 13, 1982 The interested buyer purchases the precinct building. Dietrich arrests the head of a crime school. Luger tries to bail out on his mail-order bride.
S08 E22May 20, 1982
Landmark: Part 3 May 20, 1982 Everyone drops by to pay their last respects as the detectives prepare for new assignments. Harris contemplates resignation when he's assigned to Flushing Meadows. Barney recalls departed friends before he turns out the lights for the final time.