Barney Miller Season 6
S06 E01Sep 13, 1979
Inquisition Sep 13, 1979 Lieutenant Scanlon investigates an anonymous letter that identifies a member of the precinct as a homosexual. An angry shopper destroys to an elevator's MUZAK machine.
S06 E02Sep 20, 1979
The Photographer Sep 20, 1979 A prisoner claims to be Jesus Christ. A drug dealer is caught with a large stash. An elderly mugger poses as a photographer to entice lonely women.
S06 E03Sep 27, 1979
Vacation Sep 27, 1979 The detectives are preoccupied with Barney's posted vacation schedules. A string of false alarms suggests that a sniper may be after a cop. A man won't donate a kidney to his ailing brother.
S06 E04Oct 4, 1979
The Brother Oct 4, 1979 A monk suffers a transgression with a prostitute. Dietrich may not be ideal for mugging detail, especially if in drag.
S06 E05Oct 18, 1979
The Slave Oct 18, 1979 Harris objects to the fact that the Burmese chauffeur being arrested for a traffic accident is actually an indentured servant.
S06 E06Nov 1, 1979
Strip Joint Nov 1, 1979 A bookstore owner is angry when a strip club opens near his store. A man is convinced that he is on the verge of spontaneous combustion.
S06 E07Nov 8, 1979
The Bird Nov 8, 1979 The clerk that sold Wojo a sick bird changes his strict no-return policy when he learns that the detective is a police officer. A suicide hot line operator becomes suicidal. Harris's book publication is interrupted when Dietrich refuses to sign a release.
S06 E08Nov 22, 1979
The Desk Nov 22, 1979 A former master criminal becomes incoherent following his lobotomy. A victim is unable to use the telephone to report being mugged because he's Amish.
S06 E09Dec 6, 1979
The Judge Dec 6, 1979 A judge overrules an attorney by hitting him on the head with a gavel. A woman reports crimes that actually happen on soap operas.
S06 E10Dec 13, 1979
The DNA Story Dec 13, 1979 The squad searches for a viral strain stolen from a lab. A woman is convinced that her husband is really a clone.
S06 E11Dec 27, 1979
The Dentist Dec 27, 1979 A detective goes undercover to trap a dentist with instruments that seem to go missing. One man's hands are a nuisance to others and a musical instrument to himself.
S06 E12Jan 3, 1980
People's Court Jan 3, 1980 Weary apartment dwellers band together to catch a burglar. A census taker takes drastic measures to count an unco-operative target.
S06 E13Jan 10, 1980
Vanished: Part 1 Jan 10, 1980 Harris poses as a vagrant to go undercover to solve a string of crimes, and then he disappears. A woman wants Wojo or Dietrich to make a baby with her.
S06 E14Jan 17, 1980
Vanished: Part 2 Jan 17, 1980 Harris disappears while going undercover as a vagrant. Luger chooses to be demoted rather than to retire.
S06 E15Jan 24, 1980
The Child Stealers Jan 24, 1980 Marty's friend Mr. Driscoll tries to reclaim his son by kidnapping him from a playground. A self-proclaimed time traveler advises Harris to adjust his stock portfolio.
S06 E16Jan 31, 1980
Guns Jan 31, 1980 A rash of unusual robberies leads to an eccentric gun collector. A man who is trying to recover his television set robs the police vault. Wojo fears that a depressed Luger is planning to commit suicide.
S06 E17Feb 7, 1980
Uniform Day Feb 7, 1980 The staff serve the annual department-mandated ritual day in uniform, except Harris who wears his customary three-piece suit.
S06 E18Feb 28, 1980
Dietrich's Arrest: Part 1 Feb 28, 1980 Dietrich is arrested for participating in an anti-nuclear rally. A lottery winner dispenses of his prize money by throwing it out a window. Barney discovers he can't afford his apartment now that it is being converted into a condominium.
S06 E19Mar 6, 1980
Dietrich's Arrest: Part 2 Mar 6, 1980 Harris is assigned to book Dietrich, whose arrest earns a visit from Internal Affairs. A nuclear engineer is arrested for splashing participants with atomic water.
S06 E20Mar 27, 1980
The Architect Mar 27, 1980 An architect decides to blow up his own building.
S06 E21May 1, 1980
The Inventor May 1, 1980 An inventor steals the plans for his own invention. The squad tries hypnosis to uncover the name of a criminal that Wojo can't remember.
S06 E22May 8, 1980
Fog May 8, 1980 Barney is discouraged at being passed over yet again for promotion to the rank of deputy inspector.