Barney Miller Season 3
S03 E01Sep 23, 1976
Evacuation Sep 23, 1976 Wojo is alarmed to learn that New York City doesn't have an up-to-date emergency evacuation procedure. Fish meets Jilly Pappalardo, a young thief.
S03 E02Sep 30, 1976
Quarantine: Part 1 Sep 30, 1976 Wojo brings in a sick perpetrator who collapses on the floor. The entire precinct is placed under quarantine, including a prostitute who gets friendly with Fish, Marty, Mr Driscoll, and Inspector Luger.
S03 E02Sep 30, 1976
Quarantine Sep 30, 1976 A virus puts the squad in quarantine.
S03 E03Oct 7, 1976
Quarantine: Part 2 Oct 7, 1976 The entire 12th Precinct is under quarantine for the night, including the civilians, due to the threat of smallpox. Being cooped up in the same room together with no air conditioning starts to affect the men negatively. It gets worse when they overhear Harris' very vocal dreams where he seems to have a problem with everyone. The rest of the men share personal stories and conversations while waiting to hear from the medical lab if the pox is smallpox or just chicken pox.
S03 E04Oct 14, 1976
Bus Stop Oct 14, 1976 A robber is confined to the precinct with his bus load of victims.
S03 E05Oct 21, 1976
The Election Oct 21, 1976 It's Election Day. A woman, being prevented by her husband from voting, throws a toilet seat into the street to get attention. A shoplifter is escorted to vote by Wojo and then lost by him. Inspector Luger campaigns for a political crony.
S03 E06Oct 28, 1976
Werewolf Oct 28, 1976 A man claiming to be a werewolf causes a disturbance in the park.
S03 E07Nov 11, 1976
The Recluse Nov 11, 1976 A man who hasn't left his apartment since World War II is brought in for refusing to serve jury duty. A prophet claims the end is near, i.e. 5:30 p.m.
S03 E08Nov 18, 1976
Noninvolvement Nov 18, 1976 Wojo brings in a man for refusing to help a mugging victim, but Barney doesn't think a crime has been committed.
S03 E09Dec 9, 1976
Power Failure Dec 9, 1976 The precinct endures a power failure and a man with a split personality.
S03 E10Dec 23, 1976
Christmas Story Dec 23, 1976 Fish goes undercover to catch a mugger who's targeting Santas. Wojo doesn't know how to tell Yemana that his Christmas Eve date is a call girl. Luger fishes for an Christmas Day invitation from Barney.
S03 E11Dec 30, 1976
Hash Dec 30, 1976 Everyone on the squad except Barney is stoned by hashish-laced brownies made by Wojo's new girlfriend. An actor and a critic duel with swords.
S03 E12Jan 6, 1977
Smog Alert Jan 6, 1977 The city experiences a first-stage smog alert. A potential suicide victim is saved by a graffiti artist.
S03 E13Jan 13, 1977
Community Relations Jan 13, 1977 Barney is charged with harassment when he arrests a blind shoplifter. An evicted tenant threatens a landlord with a musket.
S03 E14Jan 20, 1977
The Rand Report Jan 20, 1977 Wojo quits the force rather than return to uniformed patrol one week per month.
S03 E15Jan 27, 1977
Fire '77 Jan 27, 1977 Thanks to a suicidal couple, the precinct may go up in flames.
S03 E16Feb 3, 1977
Abduction Feb 3, 1977 A couple wants Barney's assistance with their cult-influenced daughter. Nick's bookie is arrested. Harris gets a short story published in a slick gentleman's magazine. Bernice interviews for a job over Fish's objections.
S03 E17Feb 10, 1977
Sex Surrogate Feb 10, 1977 Barney investigates a sex clinic that more closely resembles a brothel. Harris investigates a rash of crimes apparently committed by a juvenile. Weary of waiting for a promotion, Levitt announces that he's quitting the force.
S03 E18Feb 17, 1977
Moonlighting Feb 17, 1977 Barney discovers that Harris has a second job. Dietrich arrests a priest for fencing stolen goods. A racketeer is using a mentally challenged boy as an assistant.
S03 E19Feb 24, 1977
Asylum Feb 24, 1977 Wojo prematurely grants asylum to a Russian defector. Marty is charged with a parole violation for possessing a half-ounce of marijuana.
S03 E20Mar 10, 1977
Group Home Mar 10, 1977 Yemana assists a bigoted Army officer when a bomber threatens a recruiting facility. Fish takes a turn at mugging detail.
S03 E21Mar 24, 1977
Strike Mar 24, 1977 Squad debates attending a labor rally.
S03 E21Mar 24, 1977
Strike: Part 1 Mar 24, 1977 The city is threatened with a police force strike. A woman is robbed by her computer date.
S03 E22Mar 31, 1977
Strike: Part 2 Mar 31, 1977 Barney and Inspector Luger staff the precinct alone while the detectives are on strike.
S03 E37Sep 30, 1976
Quarantine - Part I Sep 30, 1976 Barney and his detectives are locked up with a man with a mysterious fever, a prostitute, and Inspector Luger when the station is quarantined.
S03 E38Oct 7, 1976
Quarantine - Part Ii Oct 7, 1976 A night locked up at the stationhouse becomes an unscheduled informal encounter for Barney, his detectives and their "guests" when they are quarantined.
S03 E39Oct 21, 1976
Election, The Oct 21, 1976 Some of the problems faced by police on Election Night include a rich man who shoplifts lingerie and a pedestrian hit by a flying toilet seat.
S03 E51Feb 3, 1977
Abduction, The Feb 3, 1977 The parents of a runaway girl attempt to snatch her away from her new religious cult and Barney has to work out a reconciliation.
S03 E56Mar 24, 1977
Strike - Part I Mar 24, 1977 The detectives of the 12th Precinct must search their consciences and weigh the moral and ethical consequences of a New York City police strike.
S03 E57Mar 31, 1977
Strike - Part Ii Mar 31, 1977 When his men go on strike, Captain Barney Miller tries to run the 12th Precinct single-handedly, while also dealing with a man-hungry spinster.