Art Mann Presents Season 5
S05 E01Jan 1, 2009
San Francisco Santacon Jan 1, 2009 Spread joy and merriment. Spread joy in your legs. Nice. This week, we're in San Francisco. The drunk Santas are at it again. New city, same old thing, right? Santa's boozing is really just priceless. Role the opening theme and let's go find some, oh I already see some boozing Santas on the way here. Look at that. Roll that theme, they're getting excited now.
S05 E02Jan 15, 2009
The World Series of Beer Pong Jan 15, 2009 This week, the World Series of Beer Pong. Beer Pong is going worldwide, baby. Hey you guys, how you doing?Welcome to the show. We're in Las Vegas this week. Take her up for the World Series of Beer Pong -- $50,000 on the line. This is going to be drunk people participating sort of in an athletic activity I guess, right? It's a game. It's the largest event of its kind in the world. That's Planet Earth, the whole planet. So let's do it. Let's go.
S05 E03Jan 29, 2009
The Best New Year's Party Ever Jan 29, 2009 It's New Years! Happy New Year, Las Vegas! Vegas for New Years! If you're not here, there's something freakin' wrong with you! That is Las Vegas Boulevard. They closed the street. There are no cars allowed. But drunks are encouraged.
S05 E04Feb 12, 2009
The Loudest Hole in Golf Feb 12, 2009 It's a party with a few golfers on the side. This is the greatest party on grass. There is golf here? Shut up!
S05 E05Mar 5, 2009
Mardi Gras in the Lou Mar 5, 2009 I'm in St' Louis for Mardi Gras. Okay, and a lot of you might be thinking, Mardi Gras, St' Louis? You're supposed to be in New Orleans, jackass. Okay, just settle down. Stop the name calling. We received tons of emails saying that we are missing out. And although it's freezing here, it's actually just snowed. This Mardi Gras is the 3rd largest in the world behind only New Orleans of course, and Rio. That's what they claim; I don't know - who's checking that? Let's go, let's go. Oh, by the way, I think this thing is looking good. We've already seen vomit on the sidewalk, and people drinking at breakfast. Come on.
S05 E06Mar 12, 2009
Lundi Gras Mar 12, 2009 Welcome to the show. You are looking at the city of New Orleans. Now what are we doing this week? We are not down here for Mardi Gras, no. Everyone else does that. We're down here for Lundi Gras, it's the Monday before Mardi Gras. And the locals will tell you, this is the party. Okay? It starts now, all sorts of festivities right here. All sorts of eating down there, which we like. And there's a rarade in between. But of course, it ends up on Bourbon Street with lots of boozing. But Lundi Gras is the party, and we are going to show you that right now. Lundi Gras, it means Monday Gras.
S05 E07Mar 19, 2009
The Adult Beverage Convention Mar 19, 2009 I want to tease you a little with what you're going to see this episode. You will see midget wrestling. You will see drunk people. You will see free booze everywhere. Razor enjoys the ladies. Frussia - World's First Frozen Liquor Shot. That is some math that anybody could understand. Adult Beverage Convention right here. Okay, it's specifically the nightclub and bar show. This thing happens every year in Vegas. We have been here before. The reason we return to something like this is every year it's different and you just cannot ignore this. This is, tell me this is not a great place for a show. This is an awesome place for a show.
S05 E08Mar 26, 2009
The L.A. Urban Iditarod Mar 26, 2009 You know how they have that Iditarod Race up in Alaska; it's very cold, people are getting frostbite and losing extremities. You know it's a challenge for them, sure, a challenge I could not endure. But that's not a good show for us. This is a good show. I'm going to explain. The dogs that normally you see up in Alaska - gone. Goodbye dogs. Hello drunk people pulling the sled. The sled is also gone, replaced with a stolen or borrowed shopping cart. Decorated all crazy, crazy costumes. You'll see bags of wine, you'll see keg stands, you'll see mushing like you have never seen it my friends. So let us go finr the Urban Iditarod. I love this; this is one of those deals where people haven't heard of this. I like that.
S05 E09Apr 9, 2009
The Carolina Cup Apr 9, 2009 Fancy dresses, elaborate tailgate parties, and plenty of Southern hospitality at this steeplechase horse racing event often referred to as "The Largest Party in the South".
S05 E10Apr 23, 2009
The ATV Mud Nationals Apr 23, 2009 WELCOME TO THE SHOW MY FRIENDS. HELLO. WHAT A WEEK WE HAVE FOR YOU. WE ARE AT THE ATV MUD NATIONALS. GOOD OLD FASHIONED RED NECK FUN. YOU ARE GOING TO SEE SOME MUD. WE DIDN'T KNOW GOING INTO IT THAT YOU WOULD SEE QUITE SO MANY DRUNK PEOPLE, WE HAVE SEEN DRUNK PEOPLE, AND A WHOLE LOT OF FUN. OH BY THE WAY I DIDN'T EVEN TELL YOU, WERE IN A PLACE CALLED JACKSONVILLE, TEXAS, WHICH YOU PROBABLY NEVER HEARD OF. ITS IN EAST TEXAS AND IM LIKING IT SO FAR. LETS DO THIS.
S05 E11May 7, 2009
The Laughlin River Run May 7, 2009 Laughlin, Nevada. Home of the Laughlin River Run. Once a year, the motorcycles come to town and they pretty much take over the place. It's thousands and thousands of people on motorcycles interested in one thing. Well, actually lots of things, because they're interested in bikes, there'll be beer everywhere and babes and the boobs will show up, I'm sure. We heard a guy yelling, "C'mon, let them puppies breathe." So, you will see some fun in this episode. We are going to cross the Colorado River now and go to Laughlin, Nevada for the Laughlin River Run.
S05 E12May 21, 2009
The Kentucky Derby May 21, 2009 Join us this week in down in Louisville for lots of beautiful Horses, fabulous hats, and one huge party, with some of the warmest people you will ever meet.
S05 E13Jun 18, 2009
Good Times in Kentucky Jun 18, 2009 Hey you guys, welcome to the show. Hey, show them this right off the bat, look at this. Show them what's coming. This is amazing. We are in Kentucky. This is Churchill Downs right here.Oh, that's awesome. See how close we are? Let me explain what's going on. Now remember we took you to the Indy 500, but we showed you the Friday before the 500 is the real party. Then we took you to Mardi Gras, but we didn't go on Mardi Gras, we went the Monday before - that's Lundi Gras. This right here, this is called Louisville's day at the races, or they also call it Oak's Day. And, it's the day before the Kentucky Derby. Who knew? This thing was a big party. From what they tell me, the attendance numbers are almost the same as the Kentucky Derby, but it's primarily made up of locals. This is kind of Locals' Day. Let's do this; let's find some people. I think I've talked enough.
S05 E14Jul 16, 2009
Strong Beer and Wrecking Some Boats Jul 16, 2009 A festival featuring beers with high alcohol content, and a race where all of the cars are dragging boats.
S05 E15Aug 6, 2009
The Superhero Pub Crawl Aug 6, 2009 One night, 29 bars, and a bunch of caped crazy people.
The 'A' to 'Z' of AMP: Part One
S05 E17Aug 20, 2009
The A to Z of AMP (Part 2) Aug 20, 2009 COMING UP RIGHT NOW, PART TWO OF THE WONDERFUL ALPHABETICAL COUNTDOWN KNOWN AS THE A TO Z OF AMP. I'M TRYING TO ENUNCIATE, LIKE RYAN SEACREST. THIS IS AMP.
S05 E17Aug 13, 2009
The 'A' to 'Z' of AMP: Part Two Aug 13, 2009 A complete guide to the show. Part one.
S05 E18Aug 27, 2009
The Vomit Strikes Back Aug 27, 2009 I'M IN HERMOSA BEACH. WHAT COULD THIS BE? COULD IT BE RUN, PADDLE VOMIT? THE VOMIT STRIKES BACK. I DON'T KNOW. LET ME EXPLAIN. IT'S THE HERMOSA BEACH IRON MAN. WE ARE BACK AGAIN. I DON'T LIKE DOING THIS. THERE ARE ENOUGH EVENTS EVERY WEEKEND IN THIS GREAT COUNTRY OF OURS TO COVER. BUT THIS ONE IS SO FANTASTIC AND WE HAD SO MANY EMAILS LAST TIME. AND A LOT OF PEOPLE SAID MAN I WISH THAT SHOW WAS LONGER. IT SEEMS LIKE THE SHOW JUST FEW BY. WELL GUESS WHAT, YOU'RE GOING TO GET A SECOND TASTE.
S05 E19Sep 10, 2009
Summer Solstice in Seattle Sep 10, 2009 This week, it's Seattle, to celebrate the longest day of the year, aka the Summer Solstice. Que the interesting montage... oh, and Spencer? Make it titillating. We are going to celebrate the Summer Solstice here in Fremont in the state of Washington. I guess it's a part of Seattle - you've heard of Seattle? We're right outside of Seattle. This parade, I am told, my recon tells me, has it all. People wearing nothing but paint. I was told there's loke a giant dildo float, I don't know, and then balloons and people just wearing outrageous costumes, dancing, music. Really, a Summer Solstice celebration like you've never seen.
S05 E20Sep 17, 2009
Chuckwagon Racing Sep 17, 2009 This week we join 30,000 people in Clinton, Arkansas, for some equine excitement and a cowboy style celebration.
S05 E21Oct 8, 2009
Beer and Sex Oct 8, 2009 The title says it all! The Great American Beer Festival and the Denver Sex Show are featured.
S05 E22Oct 22, 2009
The Louisiana Mudfest Oct 22, 2009 People driving 4x4s, quads, and other amazing machines celebrate their love of mud.
S05 E23Nov 5, 2009
The Exotic Erotic Ball 2009 Nov 5, 2009 The wildest party in North America celebrates its 30th year.
S05 E24Nov 19, 2009
The Viewers Take Over Nov 19, 2009 Scranton viewer segment, Q&A, and other random fun.
S05 E25Dec 10, 2009
The Hard Cider Bike Ride Dec 10, 2009 The Appetite Enhancement Ride takes place every year on Thanksgiving morning. Hard Cider plus fun loving cyclists equals good times.
S05 E26Dec 17, 2009
The Oregon Santacon Dec 17, 2009 Santa Clauses are coming to town. Portland is invaded by hundreds of jolly red people.