Are We There Yet? Season 3
S03 E01Sep 17, 2012
The Staycation Episode Sep 17, 2012 When Nick messes up Suzanne's plans for spring break, he turns the house into a makeshift resort, and promises to give the family the best vacation ever--but "Casa del Nick" is soon dealing with some disappointed customers.
S03 E02Sep 18, 2012
The Thief Episode Sep 18, 2012 Nick refuses to give Lindsey money for a concert, so Lindsey resorts to stealing sixty dollars from Gigi's purse - but when Gigi discovers the missing money, it's Kevin, not Lindsey, who ends up getting blamed.
S03 E03Sep 19, 2012
The Bad Dream Episode Sep 19, 2012 After Kevin watches "The Sixth Sense," he starts having nightmares that disrupt Nick and Suzanne's sleep.
S03 E04Sep 20, 2012
The 22 Episode Sep 20, 2012 When the family oversleeps on the morning Lindsey is set to sing the National Anthem at a baseball game, it's all hands on deck just to make it to out of the house on time.
S03 E05Sep 21, 2012
The Cooking Episode Sep 21, 2012 Nick and Suzanne go head to head in the kitchen when Nick says cooking is "easy" and Suzanne challenges him to a family cooking competition.
S03 E06Sep 24, 2012
The Regift Episode Sep 24, 2012 Suzanne is upset when Marilyn gives her an ugly bracelet as a present, but things get even uglier when Nick sees it and realizes he bought it for Marilyn and that she's re-gifted.
S03 E07Sep 25, 2012
The Suzanne Gets Arrested Episode Sep 25, 2012 When Suzanne's stubborn need to argue her point gets her arrested, she starts to change her ways – but not necessarily for the better.
S03 E08Sep 26, 2012
The Second Black President Episode Sep 26, 2012 When Kevin enters a campaign for class president, Suzanne wants him to run a clean campaign but Terrence (the Karl Rove of school elections) is adamant that he must go negative.
S03 E09Sep 27, 2012
The Green Episode Sep 27, 2012 The family decides to "go green," but it's much harder than they thought and they realize sometimes you have to choose between saving the planet and saving your family.
S03 E10Sep 28, 2012
The Father's Day Episode Sep 28, 2012 Nick is disappointed when Frank crashes his Father's Day trip—until an elevator stoppage forces the men to have a meaningful heart-to-heart.
S03 E11Oct 1, 2012
The My First Job Episode Oct 1, 2012 Lindsey is thrilled to get her first job at Up and Down Burger, but when she gives out free food to failed NBA hopeful Terrel, she soon learns the consequences of stealing at the workplace.
S03 E12Oct 2, 2012
The Tiger Dad Episode Oct 2, 2012 Nick becomes a more influential parent, so he pushes Kevin and Lindsey hard, and they become model children.
S03 E13Oct 3, 2012
The Expensive Purse Episode Oct 3, 2012 After balking at the high price of a purse Suzanne loves, Nick thinks again and tries to buy it as a gift – but Suzanne has already secretly bought the last purse for herself.
S03 E14Oct 4, 2012
The Master of Ceremonies Episode Oct 4, 2012 While hosting an awards ceremony, Nick gets laughs by making Suzanne the butt of his jokes, but finds he can't stand the heat when Suzanne starts making fun of him in public.
S03 E15Oct 5, 2012
The Control Issue Episode Oct 5, 2012 When Nick points out that Suzanne has issues letting go of controlling everything, Suzanne lets everything go. The family realizes they need Suzanne's controlling ways to run a successful household.
S03 E16Oct 8, 2012
The Ghost Dog Episode Oct 8, 2012 The entire family plays pranks on one another, to the chagrin of Suzanne. But when the family ignores Nick's choking because they think it's another prank, Nick has a near-death experience and embraces his Zen side.
S03 E17Oct 9, 2012
The Lemon Squeeze Episode Oct 9, 2012 When the family's morning routine devolves into fighting, Gigi suggests that they try an old sorority exercise called "the Lemon Squeeze," in order to turn the lemons of their issues into the lemonade of peaceful cohabitation.
S03 E18Oct 10, 2012
The Mother's-in-Law Episode Oct 10, 2012 When Suzanne's Mother comes to visit, she attacks Nick for being an inadequate husband, while hiding her true feelings of her own husband's inadequacy, until Suzanne and Terrence press her.
S03 E19Oct 11, 2012
The Tit for Tat Episode Oct 11, 2012 When a new buxom woman gets hired at the station, Nick's career is threatened. Suzanne takes matters into her own hands to save her husband's job.
S03 E20Oct 12, 2012
The Quarantine Episode Oct 12, 2012 When Marilyn brings a dangerous flu back from a trip to Mexico, the family must stay inside their house under quarantine.
S03 E21Oct 15, 2012
The V.I.P. Tickets Episode Oct 15, 2012 Nick angers Suzanne when he invites Martin to an exclusive sporting event before inviting his wife.
S03 E22Oct 16, 2012
The Lindsey Dances Episode Oct 16, 2012 Lindsey auditions to dance in a P-Nut music video, but considers quitting when she discovers that the choreographer is a drill sergeant and the other dancers are far more experienced.
S03 E23Oct 17, 2012
The Career Day Episode Oct 17, 2012 While speaking before Kevin's class for Career Day, Nick confuses the students by implying that building connections is more important than studying hard and getting good grades.
S03 E24Oct 18, 2012
The House Sitter's Episode Oct 18, 2012 When the house sitters next door begin acting irresponsibly, Nick and Suzanne question if they are being played for fools.
S03 E25Oct 19, 2012
The Nick Gets Promoted Episode Oct 19, 2012 Nick struggles to prove himself when he is promoted to co-host alongside the lazy, arrogant Brick Street.
S03 E26Oct 22, 2012
The Big Loan Episode Oct 22, 2012 Suzanne tries to keep Nick's birthday gift a surprise by taking out a loan from Marilyn.
S03 E27Oct 23, 2012
The Family Portrait Episode Oct 23, 2012 Suzanne wants to have a formal portrait of the family taken, but trying to pull everyone together proves to be impossible.
S03 E28Oct 24, 2012
The Nick Hosts a Telethon Episode Oct 24, 2012 Despite warnings from other co-workers, Nick gets stuck hosting a charity telethon, while Suzanne has to deal with a rich client's boring wedding plans.
S03 E29Oct 25, 2012
The Nick Gets an Assistant Episode Oct 25, 2012 Nick is forced to get an assistant, who is a must-hire from his boss. But when the assistant gets too close to his family and friends, Nick is forced to take action.
S03 E30Oct 26, 2012
The Silent Treatment Episode Oct 26, 2012 Nick and Suzanne stop talking to each other after Suzanne gets upset with Nick for his attempts to fix her problems without listening to her.
S03 E31Oct 29, 2012
The Kwandanegaba Children's Fund Episode Oct 29, 2012 Nick wants Lindsey and Kevin to give back to their community, so they select a charity they found online. But when the charity keeps asking for more and more money, Nick has to get to the bottom of it.
S03 E32Oct 30, 2012
The Blockbuster Movie Episode Oct 30, 2012 Nick and Suzanne try to attend a highly anticipated movie premiere, but when their busy schedules get in the way, both are tempted to secretly go to the movie without the other.
S03 E33Oct 31, 2012
The Pocket Dial Episode Oct 31, 2012 After Nick gets pocket-dialed by Suzanne and overhears her telling Gigi something personal, he gets back at Suzanne by fake pocketing dialing her.
S03 E34Nov 1, 2012
The Secret Episode Nov 1, 2012 Lindsey has a new crush and Gigi has a new boyfriend, but when certain secrets can't be kept, a web of misinformation nearly ruins both situations.
S03 E35Nov 2, 2012
The Life Insurance Episode Nov 2, 2012 Although Nick and Suzanne realize that Life Insurance would be a good decision to protect their family, Nick has reservations about buying a policy.
S03 E36Nov 9, 2012
The Hypertension Episode Nov 9, 2012
S03 E37Nov 12, 2012
The Satchel Pagge Episode Nov 12, 2012 Nick helps out Willie Mays, a homeless man with a beautiful voice, by getting him a job at KAWT, but Willie takes advantage of his new job.
S03 E38Nov 12, 2012
The Cyrano Episode Nov 12, 2012
S03 E39Nov 13, 2012
The Identity Theft Episode Nov 13, 2012 Nick's identity is usurped by another man named Nick Kingston-Persons.
S03 E40Nov 13, 2012
The Inappropriate Website Episode Nov 13, 2012 When Nick lands on a porn website due to a spelling error, a co-worker takes it the wrong way, forcing KAWT employees to undergo sensitivity training.
S03 E41Nov 14, 2012
The Open Mic Gaffe Episode Nov 14, 2012 When Nick inadvertently insults Harold Bradley (a KAWT employee who has been around forever) on-air, he is forced to do damage control.
S03 E42Nov 14, 2012
The Timeshare Episode Nov 14, 2012 Marilyn's new boyfriend Paul tries to convince the Kingston-Persons family to buy into a timeshare, but they're really buying into a scam.
S03 E43Nov 14, 2012
The Thanksgiving Episode Nov 14, 2012 When the entire Kingston-Persons' clan plus their parents and their friends and their friends' parents end up at the house for a pot-luck Thanksgiving, Suzanne has to scramble to find the one item she was in charge of – the turkey.
S03 E44Nov 15, 2012
The Sex Symbol Episode Nov 15, 2012 After a website votes Nick "Sexiest Seattle Sportscaster," he tries to embrace his new image. But Nick soon learns being a sex symbol isn't all it's cracked up to be.
S03 E45Nov 15, 2012
The Insignificant Anniversary Episode Nov 15, 2012 Nick agrees to go to a Public Enemy concert on the same night as his "proposa-versary" with Suzanne, who is none too pleased.
S03 E46Nov 16, 2012
The Long Con Episode Nov 16, 2012 Nick attempts to make a profit off an expensive set of African masks that Kevin bought at a yard sale, but instead, he becomes the victim of a larger scam.
S03 E47Nov 16, 2012
The Bigg Box Klub Episode Nov 16, 2012 Nick goes crazy buying items in bulk that the family doesn't need at the The Big Box Club, discount super store.
S03 E48Nov 19, 2012
The Black Friday Episode Nov 19, 2012 Everyone tries to resolve personal issues while stuck in line the morning of a Black Friday sale.
S03 E49Nov 19, 2012
The Blackout Episode Nov 19, 2012 After a "Guys' Night Out," Nick and his friends struggle to recollect the events that led to the disappearance of his wedding ring – and Kevin!
S03 E50Nov 20, 2012
The Wrong Way Episode Nov 20, 2012 Nick hesitantly attends his high school reunion, but all of his fears come true when his high school nickname haunts him throughout the event.
S03 E51Nov 20, 2012
The Concussion Episode Nov 20, 2012 After a concussion, Nick is advised to not go to bed for a few hours. To avoid all risks, he attempts to stay up all night.
S03 E52Nov 21, 2012
The Bucket List Episode Nov 21, 2012 When Nick realizes he's the same age his father was when he died, he decides not to waste another minute and starts tackling a list of risky activities to accomplish before he dies.
S03 E53Nov 21, 2012
The Spelling Bee Episode Nov 21, 2012 When a well-respected actor shadows Nick to prepare for an upcoming role as an anchor, his methods turn out to be much more invasive that Nick had expected. Meanwhile, Kevin advances to the final round of a Spelling Bee.
S03 E54Nov 22, 2012
The Kleptomaniac Episode Nov 22, 2012 Mr. Peterson asks Nick to co-host his wife's charity walkathon, but Nick is soon put into an uncomfortable situation when he suspects that Mrs. Peterson has stolen Marilyn's bracelet.
S03 E55Mar 15, 2013
The Hand on a House Episode Mar 15, 2013 Lindsey and Kevin enter Nick into a "Hand on a House" contest, where finalists compete by seeing who can keep their hand on a house for the longest.
S03 E56Mar 16, 2013
The Good Day Seattle Episode Mar 16, 2013 Mr. Peterson announces a new KAWT morning show featuring a reality show star as the co-host, but she threatens Nick's and the other anchors' jobs in order to steal the spotlight.
S03 E58Oct 4, 2012
The Master of Ceremonies Oct 4, 2012 While hosting an awards ceremony, Nick gets laughs by making Suzanne the butt of his jokes, but finds he can't stand the heat when Suzanne starts making fun of him in public.
S03 E59Oct 5, 2012
The Control Episode Oct 5, 2012 When Nick makes a point that Suzanne is too controlling of the family, Suzanne backs off the issue and later the family realizes that her controlling ways are just what they need.
S03 E81Nov 12, 2012
The Satchel Paige Episode Nov 12, 2012 Nick helps out Willie Mays, a homeless man with a beautiful voice, by getting him a job at KAWT, but Willie takes advantage of his new job.
S03 E91Nov 16, 2012
The Bigg Boxx Klub Episode Nov 16, 2012 Nick goes crazy buying items in bulk that the family doesn't need at the The Big Box Club, discount super store.
S03 E98Nov 22, 2012
The Kleptomaniac Nov 22, 2012 Nick is enlisted to host a charity walkathon. Meanwhile, Marilyn's bracelet goes missing, and the children train for their participation in the charity walk.