America's Funniest Home Videos Season 13
S13 E01Sep 13, 2002
Brush with Nature, Can't Take a Joke, and You're Using it Wrong Sep 13, 2002 People have bumbling brushes with nature; a wedding day practical joke; a grandpa's sleepy surprise. Host: Tom Bergeron.
S13 E02Oct 4, 2002
Wedding Bliss, Comedy is Not Pretty, and Funeral for a Fin Oct 4, 2002 Videos featuring a monkey stealing a man's watch, a funeral for a fish and wedding day blunders will all be seen on the hilarious comedy-reality series.
S13 E03Oct 11, 2002
Pet Spa Treatments, Baseball Been Good to Me, and You Always Hurt the Ones You Love Oct 11, 2002 A boy blows out his birthday candles with a party noisemaker; pets undergo treatments at a spa. Also: a music montage of aerial mishaps. Host: Tom Bergeron.
S13 E04Oct 25, 2002
Monkeys Versus Relatives, the Naughty File, and Prayer Boy Pigs Out Oct 25, 2002 A chimpanzee admires a monkey mask; fishing mishaps; comical babies.
S13 E05Oct 18, 2002
Scared Silly, Trick or Treat, and a Home Wrecking Rodent Oct 18, 2002 A squirrel trapped inside a house--with a dog chasing it; Things about kids that their parents aren't proud of; Falls in the water; People acting like the costumes they're wearing; A ferret who throws himself out; Toilet humor; Blockheads; Costumed animal; ""Naughty Files""; A Halloween theme includes a trick-or-treater chased away by a Daschund, a little girl dressed as a witch scared by her own reflection, and a man in costume scaring trick-or-treaters at the front door; and a music montage of people being scared silly. Finalists: 'Home-Wrecking Rodent' (Winner), 'Lightning Dolt' (2nd Place), and 'The Caped Evader' (3rd place).
S13 E06Nov 1, 2002
Dino Sores, a Pair of Dumbbells, and Nincompoop Corner Nov 1, 2002 Videos featuring karate cut-ups, husband-and-wife mishaps and close encounters with dinosaurs.
S13 E07Nov 8, 2002
Better Wed Than Dead, Graduation Mishaps, and the Many Faces of Freaking Out Nov 8, 2002 A man scares his wife with a stuffed squirrel; girls are embarrassed when caught dancing and singing; a nude man sleds in snow. Also: wedding mishaps.
S13 E08Nov 22, 2002
Teeny Bopper Busted, Gross Me Out, and Teeter Totters Versus Sneezing House Pets Nov 22, 2002 A minister receives a cell-phone call during a wedding ceremony; man in a bear costume; cats and dogs.
S13 E09Nov 29, 2002
Gobble Gobble, Send in the Cleaning Crew, and Trampoline Trouble Nov 29, 2002 Thanksgiving Day blunders; a cake spontaneously combusts; a baby shows disgust over some food.
S13 E10Dec 13, 2002
The Jolly Old Fat Man, It's Better to Receive, and Santa Claustrophobic Dec 13, 2002 Videos celebrating the spirit of Christmas, including Santa Claus mishaps, toys gone awry and children's reactions after unwrapping gifts.
S13 E11Jan 11, 2003
The High Cost of Child Rearing, Turtles Through Doorways Versus Downhill Skiing, and Slo-Mo Gizmo Jan 11, 2003 A Christmas-themed episode includes mishaps involving Santa; kids' reactions to gifts; a Santa who falls asleep as kids give him their gift lists; a toy glider hitting someone in the head. Also: a parachutist lands near a seal.
S13 E12Jan 24, 2003
Sports of Course, Dizzy Bats Versus Dogs Swinging on Ropes, and Grid Irony Jan 24, 2003 A dog breaks through a wall; A fish tries to jump into a little boy's mouth; Sports-themed mishaps; Keeping your inner-child; D-fence!; Persistence; Property damage; A flower girl stomps a bug on the bride's dress; Turtles Through Doors VS. Downhill Skiing; Funny animals; Musical montage of people who can't dance; ""Slowing Things Down""; A boy with no pain threshold; ""The Video Calibrator,"" where videos are measured on a cuteness scale; Adolescence; Snowmobiling . . . or just no-mobiling; A graduation ceremony gets drenched when sprinklers turn on unexpectedly; A fake advertisement for interesting pet ideas; Cat tricks; Old folks, including an old man who pulls off a refrigerator door; ""The Naughty Files""; and Hysterical laughter. Finalists: 'Rover Rescue' (Winner), 'Stocking Stuffer' (2nd Place), and 'Snowmobonehead' (3rd place).
S13 E13Jan 31, 2003
The First $100,000 Two-Hour Competition Show of Season 13 Jan 31, 2003 Football mishaps and blunders are the catch of the day, as videos featuring a player knocking over a referee and a deer interrupting a game; a sleeping man getting shaving-creamed; clips of amazing dog tricks; football kids; a drunk raccoon; ""Nincompoop Corner""; people falling between the boat and the dock; Dizzy Bats VS. Dogs Swinging On Ropes; ""You Do the Intro""; baby clips; ""Greetings from France""; and ""Naughty Files."" Finalists: 'Monster's Ick' (Winner), 'Flower-Power Protest' (2nd Place), and 'Big-Knuckle Bride' (3rd place).
S13 E14Feb 7, 2003
Darwin's Favorite Animals, and Bucking Broncos Versus Kids Sleeping on Toilets Feb 7, 2003 The $100,000 grand-prize winner.
S13 E15Feb 21, 2003
Be My Valentine, With These Clips I Thee Wed, and Extremely Engaging Feb 21, 2003 Performers blunder on stage; animal mishaps.
S13 E16Feb 21, 2003
Grandpa's Gone Wild and the Strange, Bizarre and Unusual Feb 21, 2003 Videos celebrate love, weddings and babies for St. Valentine's Day.
S13 E17Feb 14, 2003
Tom's Home Movies, and Falling Down Stairs Versus Hairpieces Coming Off Feb 14, 2003 Videos featuring nincompoops, sleeping disasters and children's mishaps.
S13 E18Mar 7, 2003
Kids with Buckets on Their Heads Running into Walls Versus Dogs Playing the Piano Mar 7, 2003 Sports blunders; children's follies; cats vs. dogs. Host: Tom Bergeron..
S13 E19Mar 28, 2003
Whole Lotto Love, Nincompoop Corner, and 31 Burps in 30 Seconds Mar 28, 2003 Videos featuring goofy children, canines and screaming amusement park ride patrons. Host: Tom Bergeron.
S13 E20Apr 4, 2003
Send in the Repair Crew, Maybe the Parents Need a Time Out, and Backwards Classics Apr 4, 2003 Sports blunders; a woman blowing out her birthday candles loses her dentures; funny reactions to fabricated lottery tickets.
S13 E21Apr 25, 2003
That's My Child, Pogo Sticks Versus Exploding Snowmen, and How Did You Get So Bad at That? Apr 25, 2003 A montage of funny pinata accidents; yo-yo attacks; a man gets the surprise of his life when he views his wife's ultrasound.
S13 E22May 2, 2003
Child's Play, Egg Cracking, and We Don't Need No Stinking Men! May 2, 2003 A squirrel takes a ride on a spinning bird feeder; a child takes a spill on Easter; people do comical things while sleeping.
S13 E23May 2, 2003
Your Athletic Cup Runneth Over, Nature's Sampler, and Tom's Home Movies May 2, 2003 Children at play; animal mishaps; funny female moments. Host: Tom Bergeron.
S13 E24May 9, 2003
The Second $100,000 Two-Hour Competition Show of Season 13 May 9, 2003 Special ""home movies""; sporting accidents; man with a ""weight"" problem.
S13 E25May 9, 2003
Finalists vie for the prize May 9, 2003 The $100,000 grand-prize winner is named in this two-hour episode, which includes clips of a young girl's reaction to a boy's sneeze at a recital; and a bulldog attacking a pair of slippers.