America's Dumbest Criminals Season 2

S02 E01
Jan 31, 1997Sticking to the Job Jan 31, 1997 In the first episode of Season 2 of "America's Dumbest Criminals", we'll meet offenders who are "Sticking to the Job," enjoying "Naked Brunch," someone who becomes a "Locked-In Loser" and a total "Potty Mouth."

S02 E02
Feb 7, 1997Towing Nowhere Fast Feb 7, 1997 In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals" we'll meet delinquents who think they're "Out of the Frying Pan," "Towing Nowhere Fast," one who is a "Starving Stooge," a total "Incompetent" and someone who is "Always on the Job."

S02 E03
Feb 14, 1997Keyless Klutz Feb 14, 1997 In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals", we'll meets offenders with nicknames like "Keyless Klutz," "Bad Liver Lady," "Cheap Trick" and "Stash Flash," we'll meet a "Wiener Dog" and hear some "Courthouse Rock."

S02 E04
Jan 24, 1997Dial-A-Narc Jan 24, 1997 In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," culprits will "Dial-A-Narc," remind us you "You Only Live Vice," discover "Scales on the Roof," explore the "Second Time Around" learn "Baste Not, Want Not" and go "Out on a Limb."

S02 E05
Jan 21, 1996Asinine Alibis Jan 21, 1996 In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals,"offenders use "Asinine Alibis," try on "Santa Clogs," reveal that they're a "Swinging Single" and remind you "Diamonds are a Kid's Best Friend."

S02 E06
Feb 7, 1997Stuffed Turkey Feb 7, 1997 In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," culprits try to get away with a "Stuffed Turkey," meet "Swamp Things," someone will try "Taunting Car Robber" and we'll discover the misery of the "Safe Quakers."

S02 E07
Jan 31, 1997Courting Trouble Jan 31, 1997 In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness delinquents "Courting Trouble," ones who "Batter Up, decide to start "Dumbin' in the Rough" and another who becomes a "Restaurant Roof Clown."

S02 E08
Feb 14, 1997Bottled Up Robber Feb 14, 1997 In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness the "Bottled Up Robber," "Fumigation Burglar" and experience a "Rocky Mountain High."

S02 E09
Feb 21, 1997Shell Shocked Feb 21, 1997 In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," idiots will get "Shell Shocked," attempt the "Swipe and Wipe," experience "Heist Anxiety" and we'll witness the "Rice Man Cometh."

S02 E10
Feb 28, 1997Crate Escape Feb 28, 1997 In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," deliquents will attempt a "Crate Escape," show off their "Bad News Boobs," try on their "Gotta Be the Shoes" and make a "Pit Stop."

S02 E11
Mar 7, 1997Caught Off Guard Mar 7, 1997 In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminal,s" offenders will be "Caught Off Guard," experience "Squirrel Nut Speeder," realize they're "Not Out of the Woods" and request "One Moment Please."

S02 E12
Mar 14, 1997Easy Offed Mar 14, 1997 In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll see idiots get "Easy Offed," notice someone "Flew the Coop," meet "Helena Handbag" and get the "Door Jammed."

S02 E13
Mar 21, 1997The Boulder, The Stupider Mar 21, 1997 In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll understand "The Boulder, the Stupider," "Moon Over First Fed," see how "Brothers Cool Off" and experience the "Road Flasher."

S02 E14
Mar 21, 1997Helping Hands Mar 21, 1997 In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals" someone gets "Helping Hands," a criminal gets a "Walked Dog, Curbed Brain," we witness "Chasing Lamey," and another struggles with "Shorts of Breath."

S02 E15
Apr 4, 1997Lights, Camera, Busted Apr 4, 1997 In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll see someone get "Lights, Camera, Busted," witness "A Gutsy Gal Applying Herself," see a criminal get "All Dressed Up" and ask "You Want Butter on Your Fingers?"

S02 E16
Apr 11, 1997Roller Bullies Apr 11, 1997 In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll laugh at "Roller Bullies, a "Motorhome Madman," the "Breaking of a Habit" and an instance of "Monkey Not See, Monkey Do."

S02 E17
Apr 18, 1997Rookie Robber Apr 18, 1997 In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," a driver hands over more than his license, a pair of newlyweds get a gift they won't forget, a couple of rookie robber make a bad first impression and officers discover catching two dumb criminals is better than one.

S02 E18
Apr 25, 1997A Soggy Suspect Apr 25, 1997 In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," a soggy suspect leaves a sopping trail for the cops, a shifty shopper checks out with more than his receipt, a casual crook makes a fashion faux pas and a man shoots mental blanks.

S02 E19
May 2, 1997A Boatload of Bozos May 2, 1997 In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," a boatload of bozos toss more than their cookies in a high speed chase, a spaced-out suspect picks the wrong day to film home movies, a masked moron hitches the wrong ride home and a mugger makes sly moves on the wrong couple.

S02 E20
May 9, 1997Chilly Willy Strikes a Pose May 9, 1997 In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," a chilly willy strikes a pose, a peculiar pinhead poaches a puppy, a sticky fingered felon gets his day in court and a chatty Cathy expresses her innermost thoughts.

S02 E21
May 16, 1997Follow-the-Loser May 16, 1997 In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," a couple of kids have a counter fit, a man enjoys his room with a view, cops play a little follow-the-loser and a woman shares her arts and crafts secrets.

S02 E22
May 23, 1997Dress for Success May 23, 1997 In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals, " a drunk does some local landscaping, a crook takes an unusual pit stop, a burglar dresses for success and a suspect has the last word down at the station.

S02 E23
May 30, 1997An Indecent Proposal May 30, 1997 In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," a man adds more than sugar to his coffee, a yuletide burglar gets caught with his pants down, a loser picks the wrong place to light up and a stoner makes an indecent proposal to a cop.

S02 E24
Jun 6, 1997Halloween Hoodlum Jun 6, 1997 In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," a Halloween hoodlum picks the wrong clerk to hold up, an arguing couple lets a cop settle their differences, a bank robber gets robbed during his getaway and a crook gets caught with the goods after a car accident.

S02 E25
Jun 13, 1997Moronic Macarena Jun 13, 1997 In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," a crook packs his bags and makes a run for it, a kid does a moronic Macarena on a friend's car, a salivating senior expresses his feelings for a local store, and a guy in his birthday suit gets pulled over for speeding.

S02 E26
Jun 20, 1997The Wrong Crustacean Jun 20, 1997 In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," a careless criminal stuffs the wrong crustacean down his pants, a parachute runs into a little technical difficulty, a confused crook runs right into the arms of the law and an escaped con forgets his glasses.