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Season 01, Episode 01 Return to Cinder

S01 E01

Jan 26, 1996
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Return to Cinder Jan 26, 1996 In the premiere episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals" we'll witness a guy who graduated from the school of hard knocks, a chef with a recipe for arrest and a drug bust with a twist. Featuring segments "Return to Cinder," "Cooking with Crack" and "Yabba Dabba Dude."

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Season 01, Episode 02 Funky Footwork

S01 E02

Feb 2, 1996
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Funky Footwork Feb 2, 1996 In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals" we'll witness some pretty funky footwork, a drive-by surprise and a mighty fall from grace. Featuring segments "Funky Footwork," "Drive Buy" and "Police Help Me, I'm Falling."

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Season 01, Episode 03 Multiple Episodes

S01 E03

Feb 9, 1996
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Multiple Episodes Feb 9, 1996 In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals" we'll witness a girlfriend who bails out her beau, frightening footage with a happy ending and the dumbest DUI excuse ever made. Featuring segments "Two Bits," "Citizen's Arrest" and "Dumbest DUI."

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Season 01, Episode 04 Pull Over and Wake Up

S01 E04

Feb 16, 1996
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Pull Over and Wake Up Feb 16, 1996 In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals" we'll witness a criminal who falls asleep just behind the wheel, actual footage of dumb criminals on ice and a case we call, "All Spruced Up." Featuring segments "Pull Over and Wake Up," "Dumb Criminals on Ice" and "All Spruced Up."

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Season 01, Episode 05 Kickstand Blues

S01 E05

Feb 23, 1996
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Kickstand Blues Feb 23, 1996 In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals" we'll witness the crook caught by the cop without a kickstand, surveillance cam footage we call, "Stuff Yourself" and a blackjack player who really takes a hit. Featuring segments "Kickstand Blues," "Stuff Yourself" and "Blackjack Mama."

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Season 01, Episode 06 The Bagman

S01 E06

Mar 1, 1996
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The Bagman Mar 1, 1996 In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a bank robber who didn't have a car or a brain, a criminal who gets a special delivery and a dumb criminal who learns about gravity. Featuring segments "The Bagman," "Special Delivery" and "This Guy is Falling."

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Season 01, Episode 07 Fooled You

S01 E07

Mar 8, 1996
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Fooled You Mar 8, 1996 In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals" we'll witness a fool and his jewels, a crime that was not well-done and three lightweights with a heavy load. Featuring "Fooled You," "Hold the Onion" and "Box of Rocks."

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Season 01, Episode 08 Social Climber

S01 E08

Mar 8, 1996
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Social Climber Mar 8, 1996 In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals" we'll witness a social climber who's falling fast, a cat's stolen whiskers and a major incident with a miniature reenactment. Featuring segments "Social Climber," "The Cat's Meow" and "Tie Tack Terror."

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Season 01, Episode 09 Don't Call the Police

S01 E09

Mar 15, 1996
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Don't Call the Police Mar 15, 1996 In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals" we'll witness a break in at the wrong house, a panty plucker who has to pay the piper and a dumb criminal who almost got away. Featuring segments "Don't Call the Police," "Panty Plucker" and "Blinking and Drinking."

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Season 01, Episode 10 10-Year Cab Ride

S01 E10

Mar 22, 1996
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10-Year Cab Ride Mar 22, 1996 In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals" we'll witness a 10-year cab ride, a dumb criminal who uses his head and a criminal who has a very bad payday. Featuring segments "10-Year Cab Ride," "Head Start" and "Crime Doesn't Pay."

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Season 01, Episode 11 Skunk Driver

S01 E11

Mar 29, 1996
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Skunk Driver Mar 29, 1996 In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals" we'll witness a D.U.I. with a W.I.F.E., a comically disabled criminal and a traffic temper that goes wrong. Featuring segments "Skunk Driver," "Oh, My Aching Back" and "Watch the Lights."

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Season 01, Episode 12 Buck Naked

S01 E12

Apr 5, 1996
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Buck Naked Apr 5, 1996 In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals" we'll witness a flasher who falls asleep on the job, a shoplifting film fest and a drug deal that goes wrong, -- then right. Featuring segments "Buck Naked," "Attention Shoplifters" and "Photo Finish."

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Season 01, Episode 13 Name Game

S01 E13

Apr 12, 1996
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Name Game Apr 12, 1996 In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals" we'll witness our first twin dumb criminals, actual surveillance cam footage you won't believe and Rin Tin Tin meets a dummy. Featuring segments "Name Game," "Hi Mom, I'm on TV" and "Bow-Ow-Www."

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Season 01, Episode 14 Who Is It?

S01 E14

Apr 19, 1996
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Who Is It? Apr 19, 1996 In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals" we'll witness some dopers who are a little too hospitable, a jewelry store full of dumb criminals and a dumb criminal who is disarmed and dangerous. Featuring segments "Who is It?" "No Cops Here" and "In Arms Way."

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Season 01, Episode 15 A Real Drunk Driver

S01 E15

Apr 26, 1996
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A Real Drunk Driver Apr 26, 1996 In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals" we'll witness a drunk driver takes more than he bargained for, surveillance store footage from the convenience store from hell and a glad bag that turned into a sad sack. Featuring segments "A Real Drunk Driver," "Store From Hell" and "Sad Sack."

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Season 01, Episode 16 He Can't Run

S01 E16

May 3, 1996
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He Can't Run May 3, 1996 In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals" we'll witness a dumb criminal who can hide but he can't run, a criminal who becomes the Houdini of dumb crime and a guy who gets put on the beat cycle at the laundromat. Featuring segments "He Can't Run," Houdini of Dumb Crime" and "It Beats Me."

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Season 01, Episode 17 Beer Box Bandit

S01 E17

May 10, 1996
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Beer Box Bandit May 10, 1996 In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals" we'll witness a bandit with a beer box for a brain, surveillance camera footage of the shortest work day in history and a criminal who cashed and burned. Featuring segments "Beer Box Bandit," "Comp Time" and "Cash and Burn."

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Season 01, Episode 18 An Affair to Forget

S01 E18

May 17, 1996
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An Affair to Forget May 17, 1996 In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals" we'll witness two criminals who absolutely never met, surveillance camera footage of a new dance step and a dramatic dumb criminal drum-roll. Featuring segments "An Affair to Forget," "Bust a Move" and "Dumb Drumroll."

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Season 01, Episode 19 Something More Comfortable

S01 E19

May 24, 1996
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Something More Comfortable May 24, 1996 In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals" we'll get a little old lady from Pasadena who tells her secret, go inside a dumb criminal with X-ray footag, and witness purse snatchers who don t get the picture. Featuring segments "Something More Comfortable," "Diamond in the Roughage" and "Picture This."

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Season 01, Episode 20 Tooling Around

S01 E20

May 31, 1996
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Tooling Around May 31, 1996 In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals" we'll witness two dumb criminals with an extremely short-term memory, actual surveillance footage of two women dressed for arrest and a crime that's all in a small family. Featuring segments "Tooling Around Town," "Dressed for Arrest" and "It s All Relative. "

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Season 01, Episode 21 Crime Time Live

S01 E21

Jun 7, 1996
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Crime Time Live Jun 7, 1996 In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals" we'll witness a drunk driver with a lame excuse, surveillance camera footage of a real breaking and entering and say "aloha" to a crapshooter. Featuring segments "DUI 2," "Crime Time Live" and "Aloha Sucker."

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Season 01, Episode 22 Gone Fishing

S01 E22

Jun 14, 1996
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Gone Fishing Jun 14, 1996 In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals" we'll witness the dumb criminal who just couldn't blend in, surveillance camera footage of a bro in a bra and some dumb criminals who deconstruct. Featuring segments "One Way Ticket to Jail," "The Bro in the Bra" and "Mental Blocks."

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Season 01, Episode 23 Debriefing

S01 E23

Jun 21, 1996
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Debriefing Jun 21, 1996 In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals" we'll witness a dumb criminal who thinks he's lucky, actual footage of a sting you won't believe and a rat who gets caught in his own trap. Featuring segments "Debriefing," "We're Gonna Get You" and "Taxing Driver."

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Season 01, Episode 24 Search Me

S01 E24

Jun 28, 1996
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Search Me Jun 28, 1996 In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals" we'll witness an unbelievably cooperative criminal, surveillance cam footage of a casino full of dumb criminals and some dumb criminals who have serious car trouble. Featuring segments "Search Me," "Joker s Wild" and "Car Trouble."

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Season 01, Episode 25 DUI Elvis

S01 E25

Jul 5, 1996
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DUI Elvis Jul 5, 1996 In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals" we'll witness a man who was driving under the influence of Elvis, a high speed chase in a camouflaged car and a petty thief who meets the caped crusader. "Search Me," "Joker s Wild" and "Car Trouble."

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Season 01, Episode 26 Bad Luck Brown

S01 E26

Jul 12, 1996
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Bad Luck Brown Jul 12, 1996 In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals", we'll witness a dumb criminal with real bad luck, surveillance cam footage of a man pilfering pork chops and a dumb criminal who was just faking it. Featuring segments "Bad Luck Brown," "Pilfering Pork Chops" and "Faking It."

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Season 01, Episode 27 Robber Returns
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Robber Returns In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," a driver hands over more than his license, a pair of newlyweds get a gift they won't forget, a couple of rookie robber make a bad first impression and officers discover catching two dumb criminals is better than one.

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