Alien News Desk Season 1

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Ungrateful Wads of Protein Feb 28, 2019 Drexx and Tuva probe the Royal Family, fried chicken, and human arrogance totems, aka “Oscars.”

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Inane Utterings of a Brainwashed People Mar 7, 2019 Shocking reports on floating prisons, anti-poor fabrics, and a barbaric act known as ventriloquism.

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Udder Madness Mar 17, 2019 Meet some special vehicles called “Indycars” and the grotesque pseudo-humans called “bodybuilders.”

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Simultaneous Vortex Exit Mar 24, 2019 Drexx joins the gig economy, Tuva fights robot appropriation, and Stonehenge kicks ass.

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A Big Moldy Space Orange Mar 31, 2019 Drexx and Tuva grapple with love, the Supreme Court, and a very wordy segment name.

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A Bunch of Space Bums Mar 30, 2019 Drexx and Tuva grapple with love, the Supreme Court, and a very wordy segment name.

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A Very Norffy Gronksmas Apr 7, 2019 Where is Barack Obama? Who is The Spoiler? And what's the deal with Drake?

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Corrupt, Bloviating Narcissists Apr 14, 2019 Drexx and Tuva visit the kingdom of The Masters. Then, a handy guide on how to probe yourself.

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A Wasteland of Rehashed Dreck Apr 21, 2019 What is 4/20 and why does it make humans giggle? Plus, a joyous celebration of Tax Day.

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Cumbersome Dongles Apr 28, 2019 The wall, the welfare queen, and a chef (Chris Parnell) cooks up the garbage humans call “food.”

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Bloated Acquisition Piles Apr 28, 2019 Get your safe words ready for a sexy report on corporate mergers. Plus, meet Drexx's pal Lord Xenu.

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Princes of Mange May 5, 2019 Humanity's biggest threats: spidered-men, twins, and the vengeful gods known as “mascots.”

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The Ultimate Shape-Shifter Shaft May 5, 2019 Drexx and Tuva reckon with the galaxy's ultimate shame: getting rebooted.

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The Ultimate Shape-Shifter Shaft May 4, 2019 Drexx and Tuva reckon with the galaxy's ultimate shame: getting rebooted.