Alice Season 8
S08 E01
Oct 3, 1983
Mel is Hogg-Tied Oct 3, 1983 Boss Hogg and Deputy Enos of ""The Dukes of Hazzard"" pay a surprise visit. Up to his usual low tricks, Boss makes an offer to lease the diner that Mel can't refuse but should.
S08 E02
Oct 10, 1983Vera's Secret Lover Oct 10, 1983 A secret lover is sending Vera everything from poems to balloons.
S08 E03
Oct 17, 1983Jolene Gets Her Wings Oct 17, 1983 Everyone's up in the air over Jolene's maiden flight as a part-time stewardess.
S08 E04
Oct 24, 1983Alice's Blind Date Oct 24, 1983 Alice's dinner date with a high-school flame who's now blind turns into a delightful trip down sensory lane.
S08 E05
Oct 31, 1983It Had to Be Mel Oct 31, 1983 A popular singer stops for directions at the diner and ends up proposing to Mel.
S08 E06
Nov 7, 1983The Over-the-Hill Girls Nov 7, 1983 Both Carrie and Alice are turned down as singers by a supper club owner who thinks they're too old for the job.
S08 E07
Nov 21, 1983Vera Gets Engaged Nov 21, 1983 Who would have thought Vera would find love in a greasy spoon? Especially with a cop who just ticketed her for jaywalking.
S08 E08
Nov 21, 1983Vera's Wedding Nov 21, 1983 After a whirlwind courtship, Vera walks down the aisle with her intended.
S08 E09
Dec 19, 1983The Robot Wore Pink Dec 19, 1983 After Alice quits in a huff, Mel replaces her with a very efficient and popular robot named Blanche.
S08 E10
Dec 26, 1983'Tis the Season to Be Jealous Dec 26, 1983 Working undercover as Santa Claus, Vera's new husband spots her kissing her former fiance.
S08 E11
Jan 2, 1984Tommy Goes Overboard Jan 2, 1984 After being regaled by ex-Navy buddies Mel (VIC TAYBACK) and Frank (DONNELLY RHODES) with stories of their exploits in exotic ports, Tommy (PHILIP McKEON) enlists.
S08 E12
Jan 9, 1984Vera, the Horse Thief Jan 9, 1984 No one can corral Vera after she discovers that a miniature horse is being mistreated by its trainer.
S08 E13
Jan 16, 1984Jolene Throws a Curve Jan 16, 1984 Trophy winner Jolene throws Mel a curve when she won't pitch on his softball team.
S08 E14
Jan 30, 1984Lies My Mother Told Me Jan 30, 1984 After 40 years, Mel learns that his mother lied when she told him his dog was a war hero.
S08 E15
Feb 13, 1984Alice and the Devoted Dentist Feb 13, 1984 When Alice chips a tooth eating Mel's chili, he sends her to his dentist who takes one look at her X-rays and falls madly in love.
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Mar 5, 1984Alice's Hot Air Romance Mar 5, 1984 Alice gets a ride but hardly a rise out of a sexist ballonist whose hot air isn't confined to his balloon.
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Mar 12, 1984Dollars to Donuts Mar 12, 1984 After a winning first day at the track, Tommy bets he'll score in the betting business.
S08 E18
Mar 19, 1984My Dinner with Debbie Mar 19, 1984 By proving she's a better cook than Mel, Vera's acerbic landlady may have found the elusive way to his heart through his stomach.
S08 E19
Mar 26, 1984Vera's Fine Feathered Friends Mar 26, 1984 Vera takes a tumble trying to rescue a nest of baby blue jays from the diner sign before Mel gets to them with a broom.
S08 E20
Apr 2, 1984Jolene is Stuck on Mel Apr 2, 1984 Jolene has second thoughts about marrying a TV game show host especially after a dab of permanent glue bonds her firmly to Mel.
S08 E21
Apr 16, 1984Don't Play It Again, Elliot Apr 16, 1984 A gift piano comes between Vera and Elliot when she can't pry him away from it.
S08 E22
May 14, 1984Mel Spins His Wheels May 14, 1984 Mel disdains accommodating the handicapped until two sprained ankles give him a different view, from a wheelchair.
S08 E23
May 21, 1984Be It Ever So Crowded May 21, 1984 Vera and Elliot buy a charming old house that comes complete with fireplace, furniture and antiques one of which is a shocking surprise.