According to Jim Season 5
S05 E01
Sep 21, 2005
Foul Ball Sep 21, 2005 The fifth season premieres with Jim sneaking off to a Cubs game with Kyle instead of taking him to his first day of kindergarten.
S05 E02
Sep 28, 2005The Tale of the Tape (1) Sep 28, 2005 Jim worries that Cheryl's romantic expectations will increase when his new brother-in-law, Ryan, showers Dana with flowers and gifts. But then Jim learns that a special blues tape Cheryl supposedly made for him when they were dating, and that made him fall in love with her, was actually made for her by an old boyfriend
S05 E03
Sep 28, 2005The Tale of the Tape (2) Sep 28, 2005 Jim worries that Cheryl's romantic expectations will increase when his new brother-in-law, Ryan, showers Dana with flowers and gifts. But then Jim learns that a special blues tape Cheryl supposedly made for him when they were dating, and that made him fall in love with her, was actually made for her by an old boyfriend.
S05 E04
Oct 5, 2005Charity Begins at Hef's Oct 5, 2005 When Cheryl wins two tickets to visit Hugh Hefner at the Playboy Mansion in a charity-raising contest that Jim secretly entered her in, she decides to take Dana instead of him.
S05 E05
Oct 12, 2005The Race Oct 12, 2005 Out-of-shape Jim enters a 10K marathon to teach Kyle, who wants to quit basketball, a lesson about not being a quitter -- but he cheats to get first to the finish line.
S05 E06
Oct 19, 2005Anec-Dont's Oct 19, 2005 Cheryl, upset that Jim thinks her daily anecdotes are boring, steals Dana's story about meeting Oprah. Jim, now determined to out-do Cheryl, makes up a story about his construction office catching fire. But when Cheryl take the kids to see the damage, Jim and Andy, who are scrambling to make it look authentic, end up setting a real fire.
S05 E07
Nov 2, 2005The Chick Whisperer Nov 2, 2005 Jim helps Andy pick up a beautiful woman in a bar, but she turns out to be crazy -- and eventually leaves Andy and stalks Jim instead.
S05 E08
Nov 9, 2005James & the Annoying Peach Nov 9, 2005 To teach Jim the value of communication, Cheryl doesn't speak to him for three days.
S05 E09
Nov 16, 2005The Dream Nov 16, 2005 Jim tries to blackmail Dana when he finds out she’s having erotic dreams about him.
S05 E10
Nov 30, 2005Lean On Me Nov 30, 2005 Cheryl encourages Jim to meet a former girlfriend wants to discuss business for lunch, and then regrets it when she becomes convinced that the old flame has romantic intentions.
S05 E11
Dec 14, 2005The Gift of the Maggie Dec 14, 2005 When Cheryl and Dana's mother, Maggie, visits for the holidays, Jim and Cheryl compete with Ryan and Dana for her affection
S05 E12
Jan 11, 2006Sex Ed Fred Jan 11, 2006 When Jim and Cheryl watch an sex education video that is shown at Ruby's school, Jim realizes that he is watching a young him.
S05 E13
Jan 25, 2006Renewing Vows Jan 25, 2006 Ruby and Gracie want to get their ears pierced but Cheryl believes that this will lead to the girls growing up too quickly and convinces Jim. Jim and Cheryl renew their wedding vows and Jim walks down the aisle with an earring.
S05 E14
Feb 8, 2006The Stick Feb 8, 2006 It's Jim's birthday and he gets upset when Cheryl gives him gifts he does not want, but is really happy when Kyle give him a stick for his birthday.
S05 E15
Feb 8, 2006Mr. Right Feb 8, 2006 Cheryl and Jim get into a disagreement about Erik Estrada, and Jim tries to prove that the incident that occurred ten years ago was not wrong.
S05 E16
Feb 22, 2006Get Your Freak On Feb 22, 2006 Cheryl believes she's attending a tasteful lingerie party, but is shocked to learn the hostess is selling sex toys and Cheryl buys one, but won't tell Jim.
S05 E17
Mar 1, 2006The Grumpy Guy Mar 1, 2006 Jim gets mad when he finds out that his neighbor Julie has been writing children books and basing them about him.
S05 E18
Mar 8, 2006Polite Jim Mar 8, 2006 Jim makes his own neighbour cry with complaining about his backyard barbeque, so he ends up taking polite lessons from Andy, in order to become a better person.
S05 E19
Mar 8, 2006Daddy Dearest Mar 8, 2006 Jim believes that Bill, the father of one of Rubys and Gracies classmates is actually his real father that abandoned Jim when he was a child.
S05 E20
Mar 15, 2006The Thin Green Line Mar 15, 2006 Cheryl gives her best to assure herself a spot on the Church Committee, and in order to get that, she forbids Jim to do his annual "Green Man" routine on St. Patrick's day. However, her plans are ruined when she gets arrested.
S05 E21
Mar 22, 2006Jim's Best Friend Mar 22, 2006 When Andy stars playing chess with Ryan on a regular basis, Jim is convinced that he is losing his best friend.
S05 E22
May 3, 2006Belaboring the Point May 3, 2006 When a proud and happy Ryan announces that Dana is pregnant, Jim warns him of Dana's upcoming hormone swings, and ends up dreaming that he is pregnant.