Absolutely Season 2

Mark Seen

Season 2 Episode 1 Aug 22, 1990 * Opening titles *Protest – 'We're quite comfortably off'/'We don't know * Don & George * Gwyn * Don & George – Buying Wallpaper and Sofa * Shop salesmen runs to the next sketch * Doctor sketch * Shop salesman runs back from Doctor sketch to Don & George sketch * Don & George – Buying a Sofa * Board meeting with stunt doubles * Adverts * Putting Children To Use * Gwyn * Partings – how to get on in life * Old lady's driving test – identifying road signs * Ransom tape * Don & George – Buying a Sofa * Gwyn * The Commissionaire – Explosive Postcard * Adverts * Queen's Inspection * Dinner Party – Regards * Gwyn * Little Girl – Having a Baby * Nice Family – Travel agent * Closing credits

Mark Seen

Season 2 Episode 2 Aug 29, 1990 * Opening titles * Calum Gilhooley – Meeting Jehovah's Witnesses * The Great Thinko * Billy – Shop * Calum Gilhooley – Undeveloped Photos * Taxi driver * Life Support * Calum Gilhooley – Punch * Adverts * Mr. Perkins and Mr. Perkins * Police housecall (including Calum Gilhooley) * Fashion Show – Priests in Pants * Mr. Perkins and Mr. Perkins * Old Artist and Nude Model * Mr. Perkins and Mr. Perkins *Adverts * Denzil and Gwynedd – Expecting a Baby (including Calum Gilhooley) * 'I Wanna Have a Baby' (song) * Calum Gilhooley – Railway Station * Don & George – Crossants *Closing credits

Mark Seen

Season 2 Episode 3 Sep 5, 1990 * Opening titles * Disease of the Week – Thrumble Nose * Don & George – Don returns from London * Tour Guide * What do fish talk about? * Billy – Football * Adverts * Macglashan – Inventions * Army – Antique furniture * Macglashan – World Cup Draws * Little Girl – Telephone * Macglashan – Joke * Adverts * Macglashan – Scottish Frogs * 'Sensible Hair' (song) * Hair for Mice * Airport – Tour Guide * Airport – The Commissionaire * Airport – Macglashan * Squash changing rooms – Tour Guide * Squash changing rooms – Lawyers with long names * Closing credits

Mark Seen

Season 2 Episode 4 Sep 12, 1990 * Opening titles * The Wells – Jeffrey * Stoneybridge – Olympic Games bid video/Stoneybridge Highland Games bid jingles * Gwyn – Nouns and verbs * Bible translation problems * Gwyn * Piano Man – 'Clever' (song) * Adverts * Bert Bastard – Dinner * Fun as a Nun * Dangerous things can be dangerous * Piano Man – 'Trousers' (song) * Gwyn – Anesthetic * Little Girl – Dentist * Piano Man – 'Good Looking' (song) * Dinner party scene * Piano Man – 'Adante' (song) * Vets' waiting room * Piano Man * Adverts * Robin & Annabel – First Meeting * Calum Gilhooley – Phone call * Robin & Annabel – Picnic * Calum Gilhooley – Pub * Closing Credits (Piano Man)

Mark Seen

Season 2 Episode 5 Sep 19, 1990 * Opening titles * Obessesion with Frank * Alarm clock problems * Denzil & Gwynedd – Wine * Sleepwalking man * Gwyn – Unpredictable * Waiting room * Adverts * Sleepwalking man * Waiting room * Don & George – Hotel * Waiting room * Childhoods of the cast * Don & George – Hotel * Sleepwalking man * Western film dubbing * Little Girl – Lies * Baby christening * Courtroom scene * 'Wearing a Suit' (song) * Sleepwalking man * Closing credits (with jeering audience)

Mark Seen

Season 2 Episode 6 Sep 26, 1990 * Opening titles * Denzil & Gwynedd – Illtyd * Shortest link in the world * Apologies * Little Girl – Aeroplanes * Nice Family – Drive * Adverts * Courtroom baby * Apologies * Talking to a sheepdog * Apologies * Western bar scene * Surgeons – All Things Bright and Beautiful * Sheepdog in pub * Adverts * Bert Bastard – Game * Don & George – Soup * Model's makeup * Apologies * Stoneybridge – Twin town promotional video * Closing credits

Mark Seen

Season 2 Episode 7 Oct 3, 1990 * Western Bar * Opening titles * Wako-taki * Man in park * Bowling Club Annual General Meeting * Billy – Suicide and Shop * Adverts * I'm not here * Man with Diaries * I'm not here * Adolescent girl * I'm not here * How to attract ladies (including Calum Gilhooley) * Adverts * Robin and Annabel – Wedding * Car mechanics * How to attract ladies * Nice Family – Bondage * Closing credits

Mark Seen

Season 2 Episode 8 Oct 12, 1990 * Casting * Opening titles * Old People's Home * Relationship with camera * Art gallery * Don & George – Dating * Adverts * Little Girl – Buildings * Businessman's phones * Don & George – Dating * Advert * Bert Bastard – Suicide note * Calum Gilhooley – Courtroom * Simple Minds spoof song * Closing credits