2point4 children Season 3
S03 E01Sep 7, 1993
The Secret Diary of David Porter Sep 7, 1993 Bill is faced with the problem of luring her cantankerous Aunt Belle from her locked flat, due to an ongoing feud the old lady has with Bette. At the same time, Adam, Rona's brother is left alone with Ben, the fact that he has a weakness for larger man unknown to him. Belle and Bette are persuaded to make up, and Rona decides in the light of this to build bridges with Adam, who stole her boyfriend many years earlier.
S03 E02Sep 14, 1993
When the Children are Asleep Sep 14, 1993 Staying up late with Ben in the house at night, Bill sees what she believes is a burglary next door at the Grimes's. This triggers a series of events culminating with the revelation that the unfortunate neighbours have been tied up in the house all the time.
S03 E03Sep 21, 1993
Badger's Bend Sep 21, 1993 Ben is addicted to the video game Ninja Badger and resolves to go cold turkey. Meanwhile, Rona visits her old school to drum up catering business. A prissy schoolmate forces her to lie to get a job, but this seems to set off a strange sequence of circumstances. Bill meets a sinister figure in a subway that whispers ""Don't Go, Mia."" Back at the house Ben has discovered that watching a goldfish recently brought home by David calms his nerves and enables him to cope with his addiction. Unfortunately, he has placed it in the liquidizer.
S03 E04Sep 28, 1993
Women on the Edge of a Nervous Breakdown Sep 28, 1993 Rona has decided to have a baby and is looking for the ideal father. Jenny has argued with her latest boyfriend, and Christine is just her usual self when Bill attempts to cater for a wedding. A further shock is the appearance of Tina, who has suspicions that Brian is cheating on her. During the course of the chaotic events in the kitchen, Rona spots a likely candidate, Tony the DJ, Jenny makes up with Jason and Tina's suspicions are proved to be founded. Ben, meantime has difficulty breaking into the house having forgotten his key.
S03 E05Oct 5, 1993
Beam Me Up, Scotty Oct 5, 1993 Jake the Klingon, Ben's archenemy in plumbing, dies after their latest argument and has made Ben the executor of his estate. Ben is forced to organise a Star Trek funeral. Bill and Rona suffer a visit from the health inspector who tells them the kitchen will have to be expensively refitted. After another disappointing meeting with Dawn at the bank, they return home downcast. Meanwhile, after the humiliations of the funeral, Jake is revealed to be alive, having planned the whole scam to get even with Ben. Ben muses upon this and decides to put up the Chevy as collateral. They all set off for a holiday in Florida. The destination code for Miami Airport is revealed to be MIA.
S03 E06Oct 12, 1993
Whoopee, We're All Going to Die Oct 12, 1993 The Porters find themselves alone in the U.S. and in the path of Hurricane Bill. Rona is forced to trickery to persuade Tony to help her become pregnant.
S03 E07Dec 20, 1993
Babes in the Wood (Xmas Special) Dec 20, 1993 Lost in the fog on the way to meet Bette and Pearl in a hotel for Christmas, the Porters stumble into a military minefield. Meanwhile, Bette and Pearl, having smoked some strange green tobacco they found in the room, seem oblivious to their problem. The Christmas musical number: Home for the Holidays.