1000 Ways to Die Season 4
S04 E01Mar 12, 2012
Enter the Ferret Mar 12, 2012 A fat man squeezes into a baby swing; a female boxer goes down; a stoner gets launched; bad man takes an acid bath; a food fight turns deadly; a tattoo artist swallows a chain; a ferret goes up the eerie canal.
S04 E02Mar 19, 2012
Think Globally, Die Locally Mar 19, 2012 A Chinese rapper gets grilled; a mini-golfer maxes out; a super lotto winner goes super nuts; a yoga teacher is a real gas; hipster goes down in slo-mo; a hacker gets hacked; a warden can't lock it down.
S04 E03Mar 26, 2012
Tweets from the Dead Mar 26, 2012 A bug hater bugs out; a wedding crasher cuts loose; a street vendor lights up; a hijacker fights inflation; a thief gets a meat beat down; a ghost hunter gets spooked.
S04 E04Apr 2, 2012
A New App Called Death Apr 2, 2012 A bicycle hater gets drilled; dummy tries to milk a pig; a diva gets winded; a scavenger loses his head; an office tart breaks the copy machine; motel inspector wakes up dead.
S04 E05Jul 15, 2012
Death Certificates Jul 15, 2012 A fitness instructor gets bounced; a bird smuggler gets the flu; coke mules get branded; husband and wife take a hit; computer thief crashes and burns; moonshiner gets poked; a director makes a scene.
S04 E06Jul 15, 2012
Crying Over Spilled Blood Jul 15, 2012 Tennis brat gets the shaft; a sadistic bank loan officer; a dead-eye sniper; a tourist eats a ghost chili; a deadly infomercial; a jail break gone wrong; a cave man discovers fire.
S04 E07Jul 15, 2012
It's a Dead, Dead, Dead World Jul 15, 2012 Lazy husband goes on a roll; terrorists get gas; a survivalist doesn’t; urine big trouble; germaphobe takes a deadly bath; little person-big death; death on the jersey shore.
S04 E08Jul 15, 2012
Death, The Final Frontier Jul 15, 2012 Strongman gets weak in the knees; a tease gets stoned; a flirty husband falls for a chain saw; a drunk wife crashes a sobriety party; a garage sale turns deadly; a flasher exposes his weakness; pot user goes brain dead.
S04 E09Dec 8, 2010
Today's Menu: Deep Fried Death Dec 8, 2010 Death in the 70's! A mean girl gets a chubby bunny, a juicer gets juiced, a thief bites his tongue and a biker boy craps out.
S04 E10Dec 15, 2010
Cure for the Common Death Dec 15, 2010 A low rider gets crushed; nun chucks take out a dummy; Big Foot gets the boot; a case of spy vs. die; bikini girl swallows the wrong thing; a jockey gets thrown; an adult clown gets deep throated.
S04 E11Dec 22, 2010
Sudden Death Dec 22, 2010 A geek has his revenge against a jock, the deadly results from a corset and a British torturer comes up with an idea for a man that's too tall for the rack.
S04 E12Dec 29, 2010
Dying to Tell the Story Dec 29, 2010 A spoiled man learns the hard way to not fall asleep in the middle of Africa, an Amish man and a southern couple die sipping on the good stuff and in a battle of man against computer, the computer wins.
S04 E13Jan 15, 2011
If You're Dead - Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to You Jan 15, 2011 The origin of the phrase "Mad as a Hatter", a criminal's cries for help literally fall on deaf ears and a con artist who intentionally injures himself ends up getting a much worse unintentional injury.
tba A hat maker doesn't make it; tech-geek gets uninstalled; wannabe hip hop queen gets butted out; car jacker gets jacked off; a pretend gang banger gets body slammed; scam artist's plan gets crushed; agro dad gets blanked.
S04 E15Aug 22, 2011
Death: The Gift That Lasts Forever Aug 22, 2011 Cheating husband gets eaten by a bear; pervert sex-plodes; bride goes down at the alter; a thief stealing a package gets anthrax surprise; insomniac commits a hit and run.
S04 E16Aug 29, 2011
Death: One Size Fits All Aug 29, 2011 Disabled phony gets the shaft; cryogenics scammer gets frozen; oil wrestler goes down; drivers ed teacher loses control; coal mining foreman explodes.